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28 Years, 58 Days and 77453 Haiku later...

32050 written by searle!! Thank
you and have a nice day!
Haiku # 32053, June 9, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by student of im a loser
32050 not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine....on and on
Haiku # 32052, June 9, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32050, June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY AS THE FLOOEY
I love the night life, I love the
boogie - Donna Summer 1974
Haiku # 32049, June 9, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
taco , taco, taco, taco belllll!

Haiku # 32048, June 9, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by william nippress, mox, searle, sf, ash, et al.
Enim Ton
Haiku # 32046, June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ton Enim
Haiku # 32045, June 9, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
my impersonation of searle..
Duhhhhhh, daaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Blppppptttttttttt!
Haiku # 32044, June 9, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by student of blasphemous dope fiend
Mot Nine
Haiku # 32043, June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mine Not
Haiku # 32042, June 9, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Not Mine
Haiku # 32041, June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
william nippress, searle, sf, mox,
whatever the hell you call
yourself these days....ha, haaaa!
looooooooooserrrrrrrrr!!! you
smell like cabbage and fried food
and cigarettes....
Haiku # 32040, June 9, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by student of pimpology
searle, searle, what a twit you are,
go back to bloody old england
and eat some kidney pie and have
some tea and crumpets....ha, ha!
Haiku # 32039, June 9, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by student of pimpology
Like nails that stands proud
People try to hammer you
If you stick your head up
Haiku # 32038, June 9, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 32036, June 9, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-PROFESSOR-OF-POP-CULTURE-AND-CHAOS
Freedom costs too much
How and who you pay
Haiku # 32035, June 9, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
32005, 32006, 32007, 32009, 32010, 32022, 32023, 32033, 32025, not mine:
Haiku # 32032, June 9, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is a balony sammich Zabadooey
With a light garnish of crap
enjoy eating my shit
Haiku # 32031, June 9, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by searle of crapping between slices of bread for zab
fight the powah!
Haiku # 32030, June 9, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by student of i love america...british people stink like poo
i tossed a grain of dog food at SF
and willie nip and student of stupid
witticism. they fight over it light
hungry animals...how fun!
Haiku # 32029, June 9, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by beezlebub
But then I see stuff
Like the Sun "news" paper and
see the same thing here
Haiku # 32028, June 9, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by A Student of At least the Sport doesn't pretend to be anything but pornography
The inbred ones write
But they cannot speak at all
Mute US suckas
Haiku # 32027, June 9, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of I respect quite a few americans but the majority are imbecilic morons
SF rides a little scooter into town
it has a basket on it with pink
flowers and such
aint it gay and cute
aint it perrty?
yaay for sf and his lover
willie nipp
Haiku # 32026, June 9, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember webster? The little
black kid? He sure was a laugh
a minute.....I miss him very much
now...to bad he died in a train
wreck back in 1987
Haiku # 32025, June 9, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
sf
x
willie nipp
=
true love
Haiku # 32024, June 9, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Remember Andy Gibb?? Oh boy,
he sure is fantastic.....too bad he
is dead
Haiku # 32023, June 9, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Poison.....wow, what a great band..
and those nutty haircuts...gee, they
sure were a wild bunch of guys..
I love them all and want to go on
a date with them.....
Haiku # 32022, June 9, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm quite ignorant
but i recognize crazy
in all of its forms
Haiku # 32017, June 9, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Martha in jail, the
tattoos will be better and
cigarette cozys
Haiku # 32015, June 9, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (at least let her cook the slop)
WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE, ALL I
HAVE TO DO, IS TAKE A LOOK AT
YOU THEN I'M NOT SO BLUE, WHEN
I'M IN YOUR ARMS NOTHING SEEMS
TO MATTER MY WHOLE WORLD
COULD SHATTER I DON'T CARE.
WOULDN'T AGREE BABY YOU AND
ME GOT A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE?
PHIL COLLINS. I SING THIS TO SF
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE BUGGERS
ME.
Haiku # 32013, June 9, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mrs. Willy Nippress-Frustrated
I like zabadooey cuz he can take
control of the room and calm
people down...i think i will go get
him a sandwich and beer
Haiku # 32010, June 9, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
English/British people are all
idiots and they stink of cabbage.
Also, they need to brush their
teeth and use deodorant....GOD
SAVE THE QUEEN!
Haiku # 32009, June 9, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William (Lil Willie) Nippress
Thus speaks the master
He of the most pure blood line
Inbred little freak
Haiku # 32008, June 9, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by A Student of Racism sucks, but not in a good way
George Michael of WHAM = God
Haiku # 32007, June 9, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
People from england stink, have
bad teeth and are inbred!
Haiku # 32006, June 9, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Kip Winger is god!!
Haiku # 32005, June 9, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress, sexually frustrated, Mox, ash, onjaysun
Very Sad And Poor Imitation Of
Me. But What Do You Expect From
An Idiot From England?!
Haiku # 32004, June 9, 2003 11:08 am ET
by samhain
Brings back memories
Who can remember their first
really bad haiku
Haiku # 32002, June 9, 2003 10:17 am ET
by A Student of We could have a load of rubbish I love the whatever haiku
It
Haiku # 32001, June 9, 2003 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
thirty-two thousand
some of them are pretty good
lots are complete crap
Haiku # 32000, June 9, 2003 7:46 am ET
by ash
...she's clueless no more
but will she ever know how
.....good-looking* he is
.
.
.(*-the inner self, i mean)
Haiku # 31999, June 9, 2003 6:04 am ET
by ronin@okayokaysoimbragginglikeanidiotsowhat
........gleefully* she stalks
.......the places i've visited
..........drawing a profile
.
.
........of the man that has
caused her many sleepless nights
.....and skipping heartbeats
.
.
...(*-with unabashed joy and
..........wanton abandon)
Haiku # 31998, June 9, 2003 5:55 am ET
by ronin@:)
Live too far away?
Don
Haiku # 31997, June 9, 2003 2:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Never mind, next time
I
Haiku # 31996, June 9, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Dam, need five numbers
And I only have just two
Sods law I suppose
Haiku # 31995, June 9, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Kissing life
Haiku # 31994, June 9, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Forging ahead now
Just striding down life
Haiku # 31993, June 9, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
the point of my life
a pointless persuit
persuing pointless amusements
Haiku # 31992, June 8, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by searle of wrapped in a sheet with a floral pattern
Cardboard Cut-Out Crucifixion
Concordant Concrete Carbonation
Corollary Corrosive Castration
Haiku # 31991, June 8, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by samhain
But I love monkeys
they are more artistic than
Coldplay, and smell less
Haiku # 31990, June 8, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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