Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Jesus could not be a pimp,
He was not even capable of it.
Mary M. was just a friend
Haiku # 30780, May 22, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by samhain
jesus was a pimp
that ho mary magdalene
he fucked her brains out
Haiku # 30779, May 22, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (she also washed his feet. christ's hair was pretty pimpin too)
I float in gelatin mass,
Sneaking up on your mind,
Washing away your sins.
Haiku # 30778, May 22, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by samhain
There is no room for
non followers in this place of hate.
So, that is my intent.
Haiku # 30777, May 22, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by samhain
The air is so thin
I can barely feel it as
I run down the street
Haiku # 30776, May 22, 2003 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It reverberates
tickling the tip of my nose
loosening my hips
Haiku # 30775, May 22, 2003 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Like a brown pickle
my enthusiasm lies
drying in the sun
Haiku # 30774, May 22, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Local interventions often fool,
those without thought processes,
of their own.
Haiku # 30773, May 22, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
Where is the sun's face,
when there is no more day.
Long night, cold breezes now.
Haiku # 30772, May 22, 2003 11:14 am ET
by samhain
18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
she's my sister
Haiku # 30771, May 22, 2003 9:37 am ET
by A Student of ANonymous poetry
Oh no, you're a man!
But how did you smell like that?
"Pheremones, baby"
Haiku # 30770, May 22, 2003 9:36 am ET
by A Student of Anonymous poetry
FUCK OFF
WITH THE STINKY PUSSY RUBBISH
GO AND DIE
Haiku # 30769, May 22, 2003 8:35 am ET
by SEARLE of ANGRY
2 girls, tight jeans, pussy stinking
with sex smell, stinky pussy
Haiku # 30768, May 22, 2003 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
squirming.
Haiku # 30767, May 22, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You
Haiku # 30766, May 22, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Can you change your life?
If you can which part and how
New life awaits you
Haiku # 30765, May 22, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Combing you life
Haiku # 30764, May 22, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
The trick is to smile
You catch more fly
Haiku # 30763, May 22, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Nothing stays the same
Appears to be real bad times
But they are shared out
Haiku # 30762, May 22, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep evades me so
Night flutters away like moths
Whose light has burned out
Haiku # 30761, May 22, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
My enlarged belly
Jiggles and shakes as I walk
Engorged fat cells reign
Haiku # 30760, May 22, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
Puppies sleeping sound
Destruction awaits my house
When next they awake
Haiku # 30759, May 22, 2003 1:03 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
Robot fights lobster
Mechanical beast struggles
Strong claws prevail
Haiku # 30758, May 21, 2003 10:02 pm ET
by Korzak
sometimes you fall ap-
art. Tiny shattered peices
jab deep into the

skin. you fall apart
thinking that you are whole, but
really youre broken
and thus all your dreams
flutter out from these glass tears
that just keep falling
Haiku # 30757, May 21, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of lost somewhere in your smile
the body and blood
she approaches the altar
to make her purchase
Haiku # 30756, May 21, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
He sells some hemp beer
Tastes bitter, buys from Holland
Legal he told me
Haiku # 30755, May 21, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
My pagan neighbor
Shows me a book on drugs use
Unbiased and true
Haiku # 30754, May 21, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Drinking to forget
Cold road comes up to meet me
Wet roads smell so nice
Haiku # 30753, May 21, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
The art of driving
Squeezing in between two cars
Not a foot between
Haiku # 30752, May 21, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waste another day
Promised help did not arrive
Don
Haiku # 30751, May 21, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Sounds of loud creaking
I move my leather jacket
Must be quality
Haiku # 30750, May 21, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Close inspection shows
Tiny round indentations
Staplers run out
Haiku # 30749, May 21, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
i still have wet dreams
but they're never sexual
they involve jesus
Haiku # 30748, May 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
can you call it rape
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
Haiku # 30747, May 21, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm sliding around
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
Haiku # 30746, May 21, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Balcony wind blows
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
Haiku # 30745, May 21, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by Samantha of Toronto
Hey stinky AP
We got the message, move on
Or we
Haiku # 30744, May 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by Mums watching
everybody smiles
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
Haiku # 30743, May 21, 2003 11:12 am ET
by onjaysun
stinky girlie pussy, tight to make it
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
Haiku # 30742, May 21, 2003 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie tight jeans, pussy stink
Haiku # 30741, May 21, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Terrorist attack
So implement police state
People have no rights
Haiku # 30740, May 21, 2003 7:44 am ET
by A Student of Effective way of keeping your own people under control
Lobsters don't have phones
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
Haiku # 30739, May 21, 2003 7:39 am ET
by Korzak of Marianas Trench
Alexander Bell
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
Haiku # 30738, May 21, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Why so important
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
Haiku # 30737, May 21, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Addicted to phones
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
Haiku # 30736, May 21, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
The telephone rings
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
Haiku # 30735, May 21, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Punctuated clouds
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
Haiku # 30734, May 21, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
People look like ants
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
Haiku # 30733, May 21, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Isn
Haiku # 30732, May 21, 2003 4:03 am ET
by Limey
High alert attack
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
Haiku # 30731, May 21, 2003 4:02 am ET
by Limey
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