Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

can you call it rape
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
Haiku # 30747, May 21, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm sliding around
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
Haiku # 30746, May 21, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Balcony wind blows
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
Haiku # 30745, May 21, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by Samantha of Toronto
Hey stinky AP
We got the message, move on
Or we
Haiku # 30744, May 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by Mums watching
everybody smiles
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
Haiku # 30743, May 21, 2003 11:12 am ET
by onjaysun
stinky girlie pussy, tight to make it
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
Haiku # 30742, May 21, 2003 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie tight jeans, pussy stink
Haiku # 30741, May 21, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Terrorist attack
So implement police state
People have no rights
Haiku # 30740, May 21, 2003 7:44 am ET
by A Student of Effective way of keeping your own people under control
Lobsters don't have phones
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
Haiku # 30739, May 21, 2003 7:39 am ET
by Korzak of Marianas Trench
Alexander Bell
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
Haiku # 30738, May 21, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Why so important
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
Haiku # 30737, May 21, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Addicted to phones
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
Haiku # 30736, May 21, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
The telephone rings
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
Haiku # 30735, May 21, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Punctuated clouds
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
Haiku # 30734, May 21, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
People look like ants
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
Haiku # 30733, May 21, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Isn
Haiku # 30732, May 21, 2003 4:03 am ET
by Limey
High alert attack
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
Haiku # 30731, May 21, 2003 4:02 am ET
by Limey
There
Haiku # 30730, May 21, 2003 3:22 am ET
by Limey
Thinking people fight
Politicians scared to death
By thinking people
Haiku # 30729, May 21, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians feed
On all those who do nothing
Cut off the supply
Haiku # 30728, May 21, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Better to action
Even the wrong direction
Than to do nothing
Haiku # 30727, May 21, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
No words are wasted
If you can make someone think
For maybe first time
Haiku # 30726, May 21, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
why am i preaching
i make a fool of myself
there's nothing to say
Haiku # 30725, May 21, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sexually frustrated (what nonsense, i'll shut up now)
mean spirited men
with no imagination
strengthening their grip
Haiku # 30724, May 21, 2003 1:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated (i can accept a dictator if he had some creativity like hitler. but we're stuck with bush, in all his sopor
it's a divider
between you and the god-head
the will of others
Haiku # 30723, May 21, 2003 1:26 am ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're smart enough
you'll turn your back and escape
don't follow the herd
Haiku # 30722, May 21, 2003 1:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated (and by herd, i mean all ideologies, even the self-righteous anarchist crying for revolutionary change)
why coerce others
to each his own devices
make your own morals
Haiku # 30721, May 21, 2003 1:16 am ET
by sexually frustrated
anarchy is pure
politics involves power
the two don't relate
Haiku # 30720, May 21, 2003 1:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated (nature is anarchy, no politics there unless you create yourself)
allowing anarchy is proof that
free society works for everyone
even those with no social morals
Haiku # 30719, May 20, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by samhain
anarchists does nothing but
perputuate freedom
Haiku # 30718, May 20, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by samhain
But anarchy is
ultimate communism.
Which is politics
Haiku # 30717, May 20, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Jawohl!
welcome to the machine
you are cog no#845290837612
everything you do keeps it going
Haiku # 30716, May 20, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of with everone
you fucking moron, i'm talking
about anarchists. if they protest
then they are doing nothing more
than buying into democratic ideals
and procedures.
Haiku # 30715, May 20, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i have to lower myself to explain shit to idiots)
Undermine it by
actively practicing it?
That makes no damn sense
Haiku # 30714, May 20, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Give them democracy!
They have a right to it, but
the U.S. doesn't?
Haiku # 30713, May 20, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
with couples in love
i always quell my instinct
to break their faces

Haiku # 30712, May 20, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
smell a dead body
of all the mammals on earth
humans stink the most
Haiku # 30711, May 20, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
lay down your placard
protesting reinforces
foul democracy
Haiku # 30710, May 20, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with jackasses who mindlessly practice democracy in their attempt to undermine it.)
silly anarchists
by practicing politics
they oppose themselves
Haiku # 30709, May 20, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (beware the self-righteous anarchist, he's nothing more than a poser)
it's hard to sustain
the cosmic affirmation
of an acid trip
Haiku # 30708, May 20, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
existence is hell
i'm too weak to end it all
somehow i'm alive
Haiku # 30707, May 20, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a lump of something
continually fermenting
in brief, that is life
Haiku # 30706, May 20, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
blessed be my thoughts
for those who aren't capable
you can go watch friends
Haiku # 30705, May 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (be a good little lemming, and leave the thinking to the grownups)
it's all incomplete
godel's irrefutable
yet we ignore him
Haiku # 30704, May 20, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
curse syllable thoughts
bad internal monologue
thinking in haiku
Haiku # 30703, May 20, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoebox in the back of a closet
focus on yourself
helping others is futile
it's all you can do
Haiku # 30702, May 20, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (instead of trying to redecorate my house, get your own house in order motherfucker.)
see the palindrome
no end and no beginning
it makes me dizzy
Haiku # 30701, May 20, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sitting lotus style
a meaningless ritual
that's not zen my friend
Haiku # 30700, May 20, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
eat your daily bread
god put it on earth for you
now regurgitate
Haiku # 30699, May 20, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
above and beyond
on the limitless spiral
whatever may come
Haiku # 30698, May 20, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (can you say stoner?)
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