Us men are stupid
Real suckers for punishment
Why do we do it?

Wrapped in cotton wool
We protect ourselves from love
Then see pretty girl

Love! Hurts falling in
Hurts even more falling out
Why so dam painful

quite familiar name
still casting the same old spell
on little hansel

6 years and the memory has faded
I miss what we had but not you
young love, so intense so fragile

when i look at you i feel nothing
you look at me and cant see
worlds apart we keep passing

crossroads of chance
decisions based on past experience
am i moving forward

Personal discovery yesterday
I like low class women
I wonder why

An aubergine cloud
Laughs mockingly toward me
I flee for my life

for better or worse
was going for whole page then
I thought I should stop

too tired to count
I must hit hay not submit
grandma has a cot

Erika misses him
she took him to germany
from australia

I miss you Betty
come back with your sweet poems
I miss Sheena too

she wrote me thus:
he sat on the chair and sneezed
then died completely

we might all be mad
mad as hell if the cat sneezed
then dies completely

you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us

Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig

sweet metered madness
still rings in one

Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals

Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n

Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n

A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence

Setting yourself up
It

Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment

Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged

They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead

Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out

What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow

Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap

Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death

I can

Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting

An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he

The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?

Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)

no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad

i am so unique
a true individual
like everyone else

A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?

Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man

He cocks his leg, pee

Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people

Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges

Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents

You

Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business

stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese

seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku

it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?

Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler

The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices