we might all be mad
mad as hell if the cat sneezed
then dies completely

you must understand
these german lessons are slow
for the rest of us

Es ist schade mate
is the cat completely dead?
das ist sehr traurig

sweet metered madness
still rings in one

Chill wind blows off blossom
Will be a bad year for fruit
bees and animals

Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n

Eine Katze? Dort!
Sie ist schell aber n

A monkey with legs!
Jumping about all over
My hall residence

Setting yourself up
It

Most people no good looks
Most people not rich either
Such disappointment

Just why so shallow
Big problem generation
When middle aged

They say not about
Looks or money. Plain bloke talks
They just cut him dead

Ugly little dwarf
Rich guy, female eyes follow
Go figure that out

What price for good looks
Chortling mildly Adonis
Female eyes follow

Softly calling clown
Swaggers across room
Dog jumps on my lap

Unprepared for Life
Our responsibilities
Imposed by a death

I can

Just what do you say
Agree with him that he could die
Not so comforting

An old man tells me
Just had triple heart bypass
Can see he

The more bored I am
The longer the day seems to be
If so will I live longer?

Sleep what the hells sleep
Too much life, too little time
Not wasted in bed
(There are acceptations with bed)

no toilet paper
but plenty of maxi pads
my wife will be mad

i am so unique
a true individual
like everyone else

A jive talking fool
Ever incessant haiku
Does he ever sleep?

Tides pulled by the moon
Ninety eight percent water
What effect on man

He cocks his leg, pee

Squat down on all fours
He sniffs people

Groaning and grunting
Led by the nose, he snuffles
His helpless urges

Smells seem to have affects
One man led by his desires
Base but common scents

You

Smell of female, pussy pheremone
Ankles behind her head
Wet and open for business

stink cunt juice pussy snatch fuck
twat stank smelly clit fishy cheese

seventeen sylla-
bles, arbitrarily div-
ided, ain't haiku

it is addictive
hit submit hit submit hit
what was that ronin?

Mate of mine off to
Marrahesh tomorrow night
Sitting in a bar
overlooking the
Jemaa el Fna, snake charmers,
Acrobats, juggler

The smell of barbecued
Goat in Istanbul, cardamom coffee
the bazaar spices

I remember the
smell of the pine trees high up
in Gredos mountains

I can remember
The smell of fresh cut grass when
flying in from Saudi
to Abu Dhabi
There

Steam trains, coal, rain
Damp woods, sea breeze, new books, food
New rubber, endless

Or babies, why do
they smell so good to a man
Primal protection?

Special smells like the
smell of a woman, so great
draws my attention

Smells and tastes have such
control over me, like that
first gulp of cold beer

The strong hairy chest
A masculine trait to have
Bragable, indeed

.........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white crystals
.........mount fuji in white

.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast

Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there

a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it

lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock

nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming

Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.