Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Licking cum stains off the couch,
my wife and her boyfriend,
fucked there last night....
Haiku # 30100, May 5, 2003 8:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
What is all this jive?
I pity the fool who mocks the
great name PEF
Haiku # 30099, May 5, 2003 7:55 am ET
by A Student of Okay, it's not very good and it sucks
Unterseiten des Proze
Haiku # 30098, May 5, 2003 7:33 am ET
by William Nippress
If you continue
With your constant jabberin'
Poor, evil fellow
Haiku # 30097, May 5, 2003 7:00 am ET
by A Student of Grundlagen Der Verfahrenstechnik fur sich, Narren
A hard life yes but
boring never, celebrate
your life while you can
Haiku # 30096, May 5, 2003 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Sorry went on a
Bit, got carried away with
Memories from past
Haiku # 30095, May 5, 2003 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Iron in the sand
burns rust red over yellow
desert sea of sand
Haiku # 30094, May 5, 2003 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Tracks in the sand a
Viper went this way, under
this bush he still waits
Haiku # 30093, May 5, 2003 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Eye to eye with a
Desert wolf, who blinks last wins
Slim body small frame
Haiku # 30092, May 5, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
The desert
Haiku # 30091, May 5, 2003 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 30090, May 5, 2003 6:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Exchanging glances
With veiled women who
Haiku # 30089, May 5, 2003 5:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Driving through herds of
Camels as they wander here
and there aimlessly
Haiku # 30088, May 5, 2003 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Treading cockroaches
Bare foot as I rise from bed
Simple farm house sleep
Haiku # 30087, May 5, 2003 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching the monsoon
Indian ocean rollers
break on Salala
Haiku # 30086, May 5, 2003 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Real wild mountain men
Prepared to shoot for what they
Want, a ride to town
Haiku # 30085, May 5, 2003 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Stopped by the bare foot
Jebaleys, world war two guns
Slung over their arms
Haiku # 30084, May 5, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching the Sultans
Palace at sun set, lit up
1001 nights
Haiku # 30083, May 5, 2003 5:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching sea turtles
Lay eggs on the Indian
Ocean lonely beech
Haiku # 30082, May 5, 2003 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Climbing sand dunes
three hundred feet high desert
Rub Al Khali sands
Haiku # 30081, May 5, 2003 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Diving Red sea wreck
Twenty miles out on a reef
Shoals of colored fish
Haiku # 30080, May 5, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Walking through mud brick
Houses from a biblical time
Smiling children run
Haiku # 30079, May 5, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Sailing wooden dhow
Far out in the gulf, catching
Barracuda fish
Haiku # 30078, May 5, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Men with guns and swords
Must be a wedding, dancing
Sharp swords held aloft
Haiku # 30077, May 5, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Exchanging smiles and
handshakes with strangers and gods
family blessing
Haiku # 30076, May 5, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Dazzling Gold souk
Almost too bright for the eyes
Jangles the senses
Haiku # 30075, May 5, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Walk through the spice souk
Exotic Smells to describe
Like food for the soul
Haiku # 30074, May 5, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Fully clothed women
Frolicking in the serf and
Trying hard to swim
Haiku # 30073, May 5, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching fishermen
catching sprats to sun dry for
protein cattle feed
Haiku # 30072, May 5, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Barbecue and walks
Picking up sea
Haiku # 30071, May 5, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Unspoiled Hamria
Natural beech washed by the gulf
Flotsum and jetsum
Haiku # 30070, May 5, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Smell of the sea breeze
Reminds me of summers long past
Spent walking the serf
Haiku # 30069, May 5, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Life story mumbled
Chubby lips spout snoring yarns
Not faithful Haiku
Haiku # 30068, May 5, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
salsa music's great!
keeps me awake while writing.
must churn this mess out!
Haiku # 30067, May 5, 2003 3:51 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
must...get...some...sleep...now...
stupid paper is finished!
cannot oversleep...
Haiku # 30066, May 5, 2003 3:50 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
i need some good sleep
stupid homework...almost done!
sandman chucking bricks...
Haiku # 30065, May 5, 2003 2:51 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I need a girlfriend
Why dont chicks dig my odor?
Need to wipe better
Haiku # 30064, May 5, 2003 12:54 am ET
by u2popmofo
writing my papers...
wishing for my love nearby
long night of writing...
Haiku # 30063, May 5, 2003 12:23 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Aber hast du machen?
Und hast du machen Pathian?
Nein? Du bist Narr ohne Senf.
Haiku # 30062, May 4, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by A Student of That would be cool
so damn disturbing
this blatant haiku hatred
a stain on our souls
Haiku # 30061, May 4, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by ap
he's the destroyer
a krishna in human form
you can't judge a god
Haiku # 30060, May 4, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (gods can do what they want because they are gods)
not gibbons per se
more like ravenous vultures
tearing my insides
Haiku # 30059, May 4, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hitler war kein Gott
Er war Unternarr mit Senf
Und nur ein Schwachsinn
Haiku # 30058, May 4, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of Isst du Schweinefleisch Hirne in Milchsoße?
SF, would you be
An large army of gibbons?
A rival to Nipps?
Haiku # 30057, May 4, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by A Student of Because that would be far cooler than (probable) reality
hitler was a god
possessed an artistic mind
death was his paint brush
Haiku # 30056, May 4, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hitler was a fool
And an evil fool, too, at that
George is a moron
Haiku # 30055, May 4, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by A Student of I know that words cannot quite convey just how stupid George Bush is, but hey, I don't have a picture of a monkey having a wank
Bush is not Hitler
Adolf had been educated
George (the) Bush is a fool
Who is too stupid
To be capable of such
Evil like Hitler
Haiku # 30054, May 4, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Or even as evil things as a brain-dead gerbil
haven't you guys heard
bigotry's now in fashion
it's the next big thing
Haiku # 30053, May 4, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (give it up hippies, bush is no hitler. hitler was a lot cooler so stop comparing the two, it offends me.)
Israel* learned from that
In order to have a country
You must be fascist
Haiku # 30052, May 4, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by A Student of *By Israel I really mean Palestine, and by jews I really mean israelis, aka, people occupying Palestine
dead on arrival
that seems to encapsulate
my entire life
Haiku # 30050, May 4, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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