Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 344 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Tracks in the sand a
Viper went this way, under
this bush he still waits
Haiku # 30093, May 5, 2003 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Eye to eye with a
Desert wolf, who blinks last wins
Slim body small frame
Haiku # 30092, May 5, 2003 6:12 am ET
by William Nippress
The desert
Haiku # 30091, May 5, 2003 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 30090, May 5, 2003 6:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Exchanging glances
With veiled women who
Haiku # 30089, May 5, 2003 5:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Driving through herds of
Camels as they wander here
and there aimlessly
Haiku # 30088, May 5, 2003 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Treading cockroaches
Bare foot as I rise from bed
Simple farm house sleep
Haiku # 30087, May 5, 2003 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching the monsoon
Indian ocean rollers
break on Salala
Haiku # 30086, May 5, 2003 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Real wild mountain men
Prepared to shoot for what they
Want, a ride to town
Haiku # 30085, May 5, 2003 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Stopped by the bare foot
Jebaleys, world war two guns
Slung over their arms
Haiku # 30084, May 5, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching the Sultans
Palace at sun set, lit up
1001 nights
Haiku # 30083, May 5, 2003 5:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching sea turtles
Lay eggs on the Indian
Ocean lonely beech
Haiku # 30082, May 5, 2003 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Climbing sand dunes
three hundred feet high desert
Rub Al Khali sands
Haiku # 30081, May 5, 2003 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Diving Red sea wreck
Twenty miles out on a reef
Shoals of colored fish
Haiku # 30080, May 5, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Walking through mud brick
Houses from a biblical time
Smiling children run
Haiku # 30079, May 5, 2003 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Sailing wooden dhow
Far out in the gulf, catching
Barracuda fish
Haiku # 30078, May 5, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Men with guns and swords
Must be a wedding, dancing
Sharp swords held aloft
Haiku # 30077, May 5, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Exchanging smiles and
handshakes with strangers and gods
family blessing
Haiku # 30076, May 5, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Dazzling Gold souk
Almost too bright for the eyes
Jangles the senses
Haiku # 30075, May 5, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Walk through the spice souk
Exotic Smells to describe
Like food for the soul
Haiku # 30074, May 5, 2003 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Fully clothed women
Frolicking in the serf and
Trying hard to swim
Haiku # 30073, May 5, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Watching fishermen
catching sprats to sun dry for
protein cattle feed
Haiku # 30072, May 5, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Barbecue and walks
Picking up sea
Haiku # 30071, May 5, 2003 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Unspoiled Hamria
Natural beech washed by the gulf
Flotsum and jetsum
Haiku # 30070, May 5, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Smell of the sea breeze
Reminds me of summers long past
Spent walking the serf
Haiku # 30069, May 5, 2003 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Life story mumbled
Chubby lips spout snoring yarns
Not faithful Haiku
Haiku # 30068, May 5, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
salsa music's great!
keeps me awake while writing.
must churn this mess out!
Haiku # 30067, May 5, 2003 3:51 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
must...get...some...sleep...now...
stupid paper is finished!
cannot oversleep...
Haiku # 30066, May 5, 2003 3:50 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
i need some good sleep
stupid homework...almost done!
sandman chucking bricks...
Haiku # 30065, May 5, 2003 2:51 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I need a girlfriend
Why dont chicks dig my odor?
Need to wipe better
Haiku # 30064, May 5, 2003 12:54 am ET
by u2popmofo
writing my papers...
wishing for my love nearby
long night of writing...
Haiku # 30063, May 5, 2003 12:23 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Aber hast du machen?
Und hast du machen Pathian?
Nein? Du bist Narr ohne Senf.
Haiku # 30062, May 4, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by A Student of That would be cool
so damn disturbing
this blatant haiku hatred
a stain on our souls
Haiku # 30061, May 4, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by ap
he's the destroyer
a krishna in human form
you can't judge a god
Haiku # 30060, May 4, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (gods can do what they want because they are gods)
not gibbons per se
more like ravenous vultures
tearing my insides
Haiku # 30059, May 4, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hitler war kein Gott
Er war Unternarr mit Senf
Und nur ein Schwachsinn
Haiku # 30058, May 4, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by A Student of Isst du Schweinefleisch Hirne in Milchsoße?
SF, would you be
An large army of gibbons?
A rival to Nipps?
Haiku # 30057, May 4, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by A Student of Because that would be far cooler than (probable) reality
hitler was a god
possessed an artistic mind
death was his paint brush
Haiku # 30056, May 4, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hitler was a fool
And an evil fool, too, at that
George is a moron
Haiku # 30055, May 4, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by A Student of I know that words cannot quite convey just how stupid George Bush is, but hey, I don't have a picture of a monkey having a wank
Bush is not Hitler
Adolf had been educated
George (the) Bush is a fool
Who is too stupid
To be capable of such
Evil like Hitler
Haiku # 30054, May 4, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Or even as evil things as a brain-dead gerbil
haven't you guys heard
bigotry's now in fashion
it's the next big thing
Haiku # 30053, May 4, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (give it up hippies, bush is no hitler. hitler was a lot cooler so stop comparing the two, it offends me.)
Israel* learned from that
In order to have a country
You must be fascist
Haiku # 30052, May 4, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by A Student of *By Israel I really mean Palestine, and by jews I really mean israelis, aka, people occupying Palestine
dead on arrival
that seems to encapsulate
my entire life
Haiku # 30050, May 4, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
worthless physicists
the grand unification
they need to get laid
Haiku # 30049, May 4, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the final two weeks
some textbook debauchery
after that, the void
Haiku # 30048, May 4, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
in history class
i got yelled at for laughing
during schindler's list
Haiku # 30047, May 4, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (come on, some parts were funny)
we was wigglin'
bellies full of spumanti
she tastes italian
Haiku # 30044, May 4, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that wind from the south
so strong it blew me off course
and another thing

I hate these damn spots
old people have them not ME
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 30043, May 4, 2003 9:52 am ET
by mellie
irradiated
asleep on the monitor
catching cathode rays
Haiku # 30042, May 4, 2003 7:14 am ET
by ash
The blades scythes through the
long grass like a hot knife through
barbed wire, man its hard
Haiku # 30041, May 4, 2003 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
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