There is so much work
The workers are so lazy
The checkbook's open

But when they get it
Then I can discuss with them
If they really care

First it must be clear -
If they want to convince me
forget about it

yeah, I wuv Chwismusss
yup, I rewwy rewwy do
Mewwy Chwismusss All

Thanksgiving is code
for ritual sacrifice
Christmas is coming

I haven't the time
or the will or the conscience
to make my mark here

what did you think of
our fair city? did you go
anywhere while here?

beautiful weather
is a pretty relative
concept, don't you think?

Weekend in SF
A really beautiful place
Weather was nice too

R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.

I nearly forgot
all about the Earth, you know -billions of planets...

One thing I would change:
Pi is just way, way too long.
Next time it's just three.

Thank you so much, R!
So this Creation of Mine -
you think it's okay?

but she said she loved
me...as she xeroxed her butt
at Christmas party

k, the only x
cia agent, is a
dead cia agent

With a pure purpose,
truly counting on His help
It just cannot fail

J'etais agite' -
et grace a Ta bienveillance
je me suis calme'

K, I too saw 8
mile today, what did you
think of the movie?

Oh shit it seems
I'm new to this dreadful place
I must aquire friends

I wish you wouldn't
speaking in tongues is better
now that's my language

Four languages now -
Could post in a few more too
but maybe I won't

Per un nonnulla
mi sono agitato -
mi Hai salvato !

Piena bufera
Stomaco in subbuglio -
Pronto Soccorso

What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night

Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !

making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus

going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....

the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air

had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....

insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so

Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim

Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele

When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE

One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles

The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?

What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that

What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means

Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire

Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine

how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?

FUCK YOU ALL

irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...

oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me

and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest

superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed

ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter

two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"

coffee beans and rye
another lump for your head
king of the strip mall

wow, am i shocked!
never would have thought that ash
would post in all caps

FUCK YOU ALL
YOU ALL WRITE BAD POEMS
YET RIP ON SOMEONE
WHEN THEIR POEMS ARE PERFECT
I AM SO SICK OF EVERYONES SHIT HERE
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE