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Haiku # 17576, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 17570, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17565, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17564, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17563, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17562, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17561, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17560, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17559, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17558, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17557, November 30, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey! Man! You're disres-
PESPCTING ME! You gotta
keep 'em seperat-

ed
Haiku # 17543, November 29, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
"I may not be a smart man but, I do know how to type words on a computer..."

What's this about bad
times, they run out sooner than you
think... A beer can help.
Haiku # 17542, November 29, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by Moxie


so life isn't a
grid system? Does that mean it's
just non-linear?
Haiku # 17541, November 29, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by Zippy of listening to the lounge version of the Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia" Pol Pot! Pol Pot! (strings and tambourine accompany)
somehow, while beaten
down in the worst trough of bad luck
i got a boyfriend
Haiku # 17540, November 29, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by k_against_believing _in_it_all_happens_for_a_reason
unemployment is
going to run out soon, my
luck just isn't good
Haiku # 17539, November 29, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by k_against_sunshine of when it rains it pours
went to traffic court
and to my surprise, the young
asshole cop filed

the paperwork on my
case. Charges not dismissed! I'm
pleading NOT GUILTY!
Haiku # 17538, November 29, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by k_against_the_police of all for a left turn at 4:05 in a 4-6pm no left turn zone...cops suck!
the dark goddess is
on the prowl looking for a
few good dark times!
Haiku # 17537, November 29, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Moxie
new day dawns here
waited up for my bad girl
she danced her butt off
Haiku # 17536, November 29, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by mellie
i like my women
the way i like my coffee -
i'm out of coffee
Haiku # 17535, November 29, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by scott in 2D
i like my women
the way i like my coffee
cold, black and bitter
Haiku # 17534, November 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by scott in 2D (not original, but a good one - and I can't believe it's haiku!)
Coffee covers me
on the inside, tip of tongue
to black tarry heart
Haiku # 17533, November 29, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
walking down revolution
people harass me
no soy un gringo
Haiku # 17532, November 29, 2001 5:19 am ET
by dino of san diego/tijuana,mexico
some family joules
elevate inherent mood
currently lacking
Haiku # 17531, November 29, 2001 12:18 am ET
by ash
Increase the voltage
The current will also flow
Ohm's consequences
Haiku # 17530, November 28, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
Here they come again
The killer peas attack us
There is no escape
Haiku # 17529, November 28, 2001 5:39 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
This place should be on
fire, creative voices lighting
up the hot worlds here
Haiku # 17528, November 28, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ijaci
Rubbers a flying
High tension dying and in
its place, bull shit.
Haiku # 17527, November 28, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
man, I must like abuse!!!
:P...to play the game
is to add ammo to a rut
Haiku # 17526, November 28, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Shakes head...

Some other time...
Haiku # 17525, November 28, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
things are looking up
newtonian reflector
collecting photons
Haiku # 17524, November 28, 2001 5:57 am ET
by ash
full saturn ascends
heavenly body rising
astronomers gasp
Haiku # 17523, November 28, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
what's up with the doc?
lost his masterful control?
shocking haiku ash, eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Haiku # 17522, November 28, 2001 5:49 am ET
by mellie, :-)
whatever.

( too few syllables
but still satisfying to just say )
Haiku # 17521, November 28, 2001 5:13 am ET
by k_against_
electroconvulsive therapy
has too many syllables
but the right impact

it isn't haiku
but it is therapeutic
(no extra charge)
Haiku # 17520, November 28, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
Has B.O.

Swamp mist, eyes water
Haiku # 17519, November 27, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
Ah, S.O.B._

A yellow snake eats
The robin's lone precious egg
Haiku # 17518, November 27, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
weird that the submit
script didn't allow this when
I tried it before
Haiku # 17517, November 27, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k of i tried this yesterday and received an error...figured janis had written filters, so i withdraw my congratulations but am secret


I often feel strange
like an animal up a
tree, or a painting.
Haiku # 17516, November 27, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by k
at least my scrabble
abilities improved with
all of this free time
Haiku # 17515, November 27, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by k_against
it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse
Haiku # 17514, November 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_turkey
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