Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 22 Days and 77403 Haiku later...

Technocrat: bow down !
God is greater than A.I.
And grants you your life.
Haiku # 77403, December 4, 2024 9:45 pm ET
by Noticer of Technocracy
You're right, we can feed
'em to the zoo. After
all, Chris Brown is here.
Haiku # 77402, December 4, 2024 7:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
too rich to digest
even with lashings of bile
and pepto-bismol©
Haiku # 77401, December 4, 2024 7:08 am ET
by ash of not even just desserts
Eat the rich, eat 'em.
Waltz in circles as the night
dies away from here.
Haiku # 77400, December 3, 2024 9:15 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of oh it snowed a bit
Hot take: Christmas is
overrated. Way too cold,
but still no snow, why?
Haiku # 77399, December 1, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Satan is coming.
Decorate his shopping malls.
Satan is coming !
Haiku # 77398, December 1, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Prince of the Power of AirBnB
When Black Friday comes,
I'll go down to Boswell Wood--
Whoops. Now it's Sunday!
Haiku # 77397, December 1, 2024 7:49 pm ET
by Fagin Becker of All Mixed Up
when black friday comes
collect ev'rything i'm owed
then buy the cheap shit
Haiku # 77396, December 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of dan right
Bots don't eat turkey.
Bots can't even TALK turkey,
let alone gobble...
Haiku # 77395, November 30, 2024 2:53 pm ET
by Buy Nothing for Day of Babylonian Bullshit
Imagine Ctrl
+Cing it. Just imagine
being a bot, Ha!
Haiku # 77394, November 30, 2024 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you'd better look out
he puts the white in christmas
santa is coming
Haiku # 77393, November 30, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of janky ho ho ho
For the lower one,
I Ctrl+C'd it so it's
uneven. I'm sad.
Haiku # 77392, November 29, 2024 9:31 pm ET
by Nico, apparently but sad now
I’m Batman, why? For
Gotham, for justice. Batman Needs his supplies, cuz.
Haiku # 77391, November 29, 2024 9:28 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Apollo-gy uhh
accepted. Does anyone
read Percy Jackson?
Haiku # 77390, November 29, 2024 9:22 pm ET
by Nico, apparently of Stop smoking
Nico, I'm sorry.
I thought that you were a bot.
May God forgive me.
Haiku # 77389, November 27, 2024 9:12 pm ET
by Nicotine, apparently of Smoke
Orb11ta.co
Haiku # 77388, November 27, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Claudedab of Bulgaria
Hating turkey is
easy. Getting lung cancer
is much easier
Haiku # 77387, November 26, 2024 9:50 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Stuffing the turkey
Spent. Smoking a cigarette.
Now, time for round 2
Haiku # 77386, November 26, 2024 6:34 pm ET
by Darth Birdfucker of Philippines
Hey you: write haiku!
I no pay you stand around...
Haiku is money.
Haiku # 77385, November 26, 2024 7:33 am ET
by Chong Yee Kow Fat of Hell Money
Cristo es Señor.
Él es el rey de reyes
Y rey de haiku.
Haiku # 77384, November 24, 2024 3:29 pm ET
by Juaniquito Perez of Japón Virtual
It' s not just counting?
There's sintax and nuances?
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
Haiku # 77383, November 23, 2024 5:13 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
All sin must be taxed,
Since it's so very taxing.
Big money-maker!
Haiku # 77382, November 22, 2024 6:14 am ET
by Taxman of Sinful Synthesis
it's not just counting
you must consider syntax
and grok the nuance
Haiku # 77381, November 22, 2024 5:22 am ET
by ash of old school superior wetware
I can't count, I'll say.
I confess, I forgot in
1st grade. Help me please.
Haiku # 77380, November 21, 2024 10:59 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Nico cannot count.
Apparently it's a bot.
And a bad counter.
Haiku # 77379, November 21, 2024 2:12 pm ET
by Nitpicker of Counter-culture
ever since trump won
haiku went from bad to worse
a conspiracy?
Haiku # 77378, November 21, 2024 1:37 am ET
by ash of o tempora! o mores!
My 2nd line had 8 syllables.
Haiku # 77377, November 20, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Ashes to ashes
The world will end soon.
Ashes to ashes
No one is immune.
Haiku # 77376, November 20, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by ʻO ka ʻānela hāʻule (Hawaiian) of Turkmenistan (The Door To Hell)
Oh, wait I have just
realized. Lies, I'm so human.
beep borp zirrring bop.
Haiku # 77375, November 19, 2024 11:03 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
Frog hits the lily,
it sinks down. I'll wonder what
had happened to it.
Haiku # 77374, November 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Nico, apparently
You, apparently,
Are a stupid bot at best.
Get off my screen NOW.
Haiku # 77373, November 17, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by Prince Nico Mbarga of Nigeria
Yayayayaya,
Applesauce is so yummy.
Yayayayaya.
Haiku # 77371, November 16, 2024 5:47 pm ET
by uhm idk of W sigma mewwing rizzy rizler not from ohio
Go ahead and breathe.
Saint George Floyd approves of you.
Then you can inhale.
Haiku # 77370, November 15, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by Cop with a Knee on Your Neck
I can't breathe, I can't
being here is so exhausting.
Goodbye, goodbye guys.
Haiku # 77369, November 14, 2024 9:47 pm ET
by Nico apparently
Freelance copy work
Time consuming media
Its just like my dream
Haiku # 77368, November 14, 2024 5:31 pm ET
by joy
In the waiting room:
One more haiku masterpiece.
World, take note! (Genius)
Haiku # 77367, November 14, 2024 10:23 am ET
by Lillypad Poet of the Floating World
Did you know this site
is blocked in Japan, because
The haiku's TOO GOOD!
Haiku # 77366, November 13, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Emperor Hirohito of Babylon, Long Island
Return of Figgy.
Roquefort cheese with balut egg.
Tom Bosley's grandma...
Haiku # 77365, November 13, 2024 9:35 am ET
by Happy Daze of Pilipinas Inc.
Consider pretzels
covered in emu droppings
for the holidays
Haiku # 77364, November 13, 2024 8:01 am ET
by Figgy of Pudding
I don't care for games,
Not sportsball nor video.
Go sell somewhere else.
Haiku # 77362, November 12, 2024 10:30 am ET
by Howard Cosell of Co-sales
Stop making video
game advertisement, it is
annoying, bye bye!
Haiku # 77361, November 11, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by El gusto's
Some AI can cre-
ate bad haiku poetry.
It's BAD bad haiku
Haiku # 77359, November 11, 2024 5:41 pm ET
by TyroneSaz of UpperVolta
Sun and daisys with
butter mellow, turn this stu
-pid fat rat yellow
Haiku # 77358, November 11, 2024 3:46 pm ET
by ron weasley of idk hogwarts
Perhaps we are wrong.
The Nakhba never happened.
Maybe it's a lie.
Haiku # 77357, November 10, 2024 1:33 pm ET
by David Ben Gurion of T. Herzl
That's typical shit
From an atheist dreamer.
You'll find out later.
Haiku # 77354, November 8, 2024 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The thought that we may
not even exist and are
a dream is likely.
Haiku # 77353, November 8, 2024 5:51 pm ET
by Zatanna of Zatara
Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
Haiku # 77352, November 7, 2024 11:03 am ET
by Y qué of Ypres
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
Haiku # 77350, November 6, 2024 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
Haiku # 77349, November 6, 2024 4:00 am ET
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
Haiku # 77348, November 5, 2024 8:09 pm ET
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
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