BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
5 Days
and
66431 Haikus
later...
You stand corrected.
The gentle art of Haiku
Finds disciples here.
Haiku #66431, by Eat Me, Basho of Your Haiku Sucked anyway
November 17, 2019 1:43 pm ET

Two fat ugly dudes
Watch each other masturbate
That is this website
Haiku #66430, by Finally done wit it
November 17, 2019 12:30 pm ET

Figpucker chew bleese.
Figpucker chew bleese some more.
Go, Figpucker, go !
Haiku #66429, by Les Très Riches Heures du D.F.
November 17, 2019 8:10 am ET

This is amazing.
It's better than anything.
Have you tried it yet?
Haiku #66428, by Blue cheese on pretzel sticks.
November 17, 2019 4:26 am ET

James Bond ate blue cheese.
The Fonz also ate blue cheese.
See what I'm saying?
Haiku #66427, by df
November 17, 2019 12:26 am ET

Pterodactyl farts
Dank forboding clouds hang low
Grinning cloaca
Haiku #66426, by Schlongosaurus of Jurrasic prick
November 15, 2019 9:40 pm ET

Playing with your wang
Jerking it seventeen times
Jizzing syllables
Haiku #66425, by Noticer of Details of Undisclosed
November 15, 2019 7:55 pm ET

Central Potty say:
revisionist running dogs
shall be neutered.
Haiku #66424, by Chairman Mouse of Mouse Trap
November 15, 2019 4:59 pm ET

Starkitten gave up.
VHS is back on dope.
Wang and I shall rule!
Haiku #66423, by Haiku is a Competitive Sport for Alpha Males Who Dominate Their Inferiors and Surpass all Objectives
November 15, 2019 4:53 pm ET

Tremble before him!
Phillipenis of Haiku:
Dork Lard Figpucker.
Haiku #66422, by He Speaks Tagalog Too
November 15, 2019 4:22 pm ET

Lofan is triggered
Get ready for angry spew
Nonsense talking points
Haiku #66421, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:20 pm ET

Chi com's love Trump too
They have special name for him....
Orange Paper Tiger
Haiku #66420, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 1:18 pm ET

Roger Stone guilty
Many more to follow soon
Draining the swamp eh?
Haiku #66419, by Jesus is lard
November 15, 2019 12:38 pm ET

To write a Haiku!
Ahh... to feel the wind blowing
Out of your own ass.
Haiku #66418, by Out of Gas
November 14, 2019 8:02 pm ET

Undead dead for years
They head for the voting booths
All vote Democrat
Haiku #66417, by Voter Fraud
November 14, 2019 2:06 pm ET

Hollyweird Chi-coms
The Zionist Fifth Column
Godless Globalists
Haiku #66416, by Get Me Another Beer
November 14, 2019 8:24 am ET

Hey you Wong Lofan:
Stop dreaming of woman's butt
and get back to work!
Haiku #66415, by Central Party of Surveillance
November 14, 2019 7:13 am ET

The whistle blow hard
Is a CIA jive pinko
Liar S.O.B.

Like John Brennan
The Bolshevik Islamic
A bull $hit artist.
Haiku #66414, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:45 am ET

The Mexican girl
Told me all her work troubles
Sank into her eyes.

Very bad of Wong
He was not listening good
dreaming of her butt.
Haiku #66413, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 14, 2019 3:36 am ET

I slit Haiku's throat
Then I bathed in her warm blood,
Adoring her corpse.
Haiku #66412, by Miss Conception of Misogyny, Nebraska U.S.A.
November 14, 2019 3:06 am ET

There is no Haiku,
No one to read the Haiku,
And there is no bride.
Haiku #66411, by Blue Cheese is Red of Unread
November 14, 2019 2:56 am ET

Ommmmmmm . . . A-ha !! Get it?
The mantra for your woman.
Your own Wide Woman.
Haiku #66410, by Blue Cheese of Undressing
November 14, 2019 2:51 am ET

She is the widest
And wildest in Omaha.
(Queen of the Kingdom.)
Haiku #66409, by Your Blushing Bride Bride, that is. Thanks for keeping her in that Burqa
November 14, 2019 2:43 am ET

Your wide wife's the one.
Every sweaty inch of her.
I pay to see her.
Haiku #66408, by Only in Haiku, and clothed, of course.
November 14, 2019 2:19 am ET

My wife's a cam whore.
She's got a WIDE angle lens.
She'll get dressed for cash.

And well worth it too.
You don't want to see all that.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #66407, by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom of Free Range Blue Cheese
November 13, 2019 9:34 pm ET

Oh Lordy, gran-pa
That there corn-pone is on fire!
Ah jest have to SHOUT!
Haiku #66406, by Revival Church in the Dell of The Holler
November 13, 2019 9:33 pm ET

OUT, ye vile vixen;
Homegrown harlot of the hills!
Hellfire in hotpants.
Haiku #66405, by ACT II of Tennessee Tragedy 1941
November 13, 2019 8:54 pm ET

Why dear old Pastor:
Lil' old me would never tempt
Nobody. Wink, wink...
Haiku #66404, by Hillbilly Temptress of Lil Abner
November 13, 2019 8:48 pm ET

Why in tarnation
Should I lend you a damn thing?
Done drunk muh moonshine.
Haiku #66403, by Second Hillbilly of Smoky Mountain Tragedy
November 13, 2019 8:00 pm ET

Howdy-do thar Clem.
Kin y'all lend me some corn-pone?
Hard times in the hills.
Haiku #66402, by Uncle Ferguson of Jest a-Sittin on Muh Old Cabin Porch
November 13, 2019 7:57 pm ET

Interesting range:
Distant summit, wreathed in mist...
Kiss my ass, Poet.
Haiku #66401, by Poetry of Tranquility
November 13, 2019 7:53 pm ET

Corn was in my poop
And the corn I pooped was popped
I popped out a poop
Haiku #66400, by Fart Knower of Gas Blower
November 13, 2019 6:39 pm ET

Y'all strait-up pussies.
I git me some STILTON, yo.
Fine Stilton. Feel me?
Haiku #66399, by High-end Vinter of Oenology
November 13, 2019 2:35 am ET

Blue Cheese In Da HOUSE!
Mutherfuckin' Roquefort, yo!
Man, I snort dat shit!
Haiku #66398, by Darth Putain de Truie
November 12, 2019 9:42 pm ET


The Whistle Blower:
That's Eric Ciaramella!
Please censor his name.
Haiku #66397, by Eric's Ukrainian Mother of Greater Russia
November 12, 2019 4:51 pm ET

E. Ciaramella:
That would be E for Eric
The Whistle Farter
Haiku #66396, by No Pain, No Ukraine
November 11, 2019 2:11 pm ET

Ghost in my asshole
That's moaning. Not flatulence.
Proof that ghosts are real
Haiku #66395, by Walkin Funny of The usual haunts
November 11, 2019 10:08 am ET

Why not wipe your ass
With fresh sliced Italian bread
Make a turd sandwich
Haiku #66394, by Rachael Fellatio Ray of TV
November 11, 2019 1:48 am ET

Fromunda blue cheese
Dank musk of nut sack salute
Got it going on
Haiku #66393, by All that of Jizz factory
November 10, 2019 4:14 am ET

Colt single action
Click, click, click click, that spells Colt.
Hawg leg .44!
Haiku #66392, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:48 am ET

Used to ride the range
Many tenderfoot fops there
They did not know shit

But they thought they did
Can't tell a damn Cow from Sheep
Useless bastards all.

Rope your Haiku pard
Or get your Mom to do it
and get off my range.
Haiku #66391, by Pike Bishop of Starbuck Tx.
November 10, 2019 2:31 am ET

None of us have range?
What, within haiku verse form?
You can kiss my range.
Haiku #66390, by I know you are really Darth anyway
November 9, 2019 9:57 pm ET

None of you have range
Same themes and same ideas
Not interesting
Haiku #66389, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 8:32 pm ET

Okinawa girl
Skilled in the downward dawg pose
your so very cute!

In yer yoga pants
a nose in the camels tent
prayer mat of flesh.
Haiku #66388, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:13 pm ET

Okie yoga girl
wanted to drink beer with Wong
Wong did not go there

Another mistake
Flexible, sexy,- big boobs.
Wong so very wrong..
Haiku #66387, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 4:06 pm ET

Poki-haunt-us- wants
To take- steal, old Wong Lofan's
Billions of dollars!

Cram it fake Injun!
You can't take my silver, gold!
To give to no loads!

I donated my
Billions to the NRA
Just to pi$$ you off!
Haiku #66386, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
November 9, 2019 3:43 pm ET

Holiday cheese ball
A makeshift dildo of sorts
The cheese stands alone
Haiku #66385, by Microbial action of Follow the moans
November 9, 2019 2:37 pm ET

Sharp tangy cheddar
Atop your tart apple pie
Then you get the shits
Haiku #66384, by Home Cooking of Home
November 9, 2019 2:35 pm ET

Your lines of Blue Cheese
get old and stinky quite fast.
Move on to Cheddar.
Haiku #66383, by Biodegradation of Fromage
November 9, 2019 10:56 am ET

When she did the splits,
and then stood up off her mat,
a line of blue cheese.
Haiku #66382, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2019 10:39 am ET