Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 133 Days and 76395 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 76395, March 26, 2023 6:41 am ET
by Qazzysen of Colombia
+ for the post
Haiku # 76394, March 25, 2023 9:50 pm ET
by Kzkaztoock of Burkina Faso
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Haiku # 76393, March 25, 2023 6:56 pm ET
by RamondHaf of Norway
interesting for a very long time
Haiku # 76392, March 25, 2023 12:17 pm ET
by QazkzQueri of Panama
Ehhh, Mister Qaznard--
Your fufu is not tasty.
Now, bring kola nut.
Haiku # 76391, March 25, 2023 9:10 am ET
by Kwame Nkrumah of Finland
very good
Haiku # 76390, March 24, 2023 1:35 pm ET
by QaznardDag of Ghana
raindrops write traces
I write on dusty covers
in a dusky room
Haiku # 76389, March 24, 2023 1:08 pm ET
by Fabio Sassi of Bologna, Italy
+ for the post
Haiku # 76388, March 24, 2023 11:29 am ET
by Tobiasdrief of Ethiopia
interesting for a very long time
Haiku # 76387, March 24, 2023 6:21 am ET
by Qazzysen of Colombia
thanks, interesting read
Haiku # 76386, March 23, 2023 4:42 pm ET
by QazkzQueri of Panama
Unpoetic bots.
Only humans write good verse.
Not chatbot programs.
Haiku # 76385, March 23, 2023 8:00 am ET
by KkzkasQuerz of Upper Volta
Cool, I've been looking for this one for a long time
Haiku # 76384, March 23, 2023 4:34 am ET
by Kzkaztoock of Burkina Faso
interesting for a very long time
Haiku # 76383, March 22, 2023 8:23 pm ET
by QazkzQueri of Panama
very good
Haiku # 76382, March 22, 2023 4:20 pm ET
by Kzqazrdrok of Namibia
very good
Haiku # 76381, March 22, 2023 7:34 am ET
by Tobiasdrief of Ethiopia
not working
Haiku # 76380, March 21, 2023 10:48 pm ET
by QaznardDag of Ghana
interesting post
Haiku # 76379, March 21, 2023 4:06 pm ET
by Qazzysen of Colombia
nothing special
Haiku # 76378, March 20, 2023 1:34 am ET
by Tobiasdrief of Ethiopia
thank you very much
Haiku # 76377, March 19, 2023 10:41 pm ET
by Kzkaztoock of Burkina Faso
Parking lot rot jot
cold moment in Subaru
Turn the fm on.
Haiku # 76376, March 19, 2023 10:04 pm ET
by Vhs
Spector
Haiku # 76375, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Cephalopod Spring
Booger on my tentacle
Posting on this wall
Haiku # 76374, March 18, 2023 4:30 pm ET
by Phil Spectre’s Spectre of Wall of Boogers
Hey all you chatbots:
Time for you to write haiku.
Get with the PROGRAM.
Haiku # 76373, March 18, 2023 4:23 pm ET
by Programmed Reality of Algorithmic Beatific
My age advances.
Ides of March is my birthday.
That thing keeps me young.
Haiku # 76372, March 15, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by Brutus of Caesar
But seriously
It is the only true church.
Yup. Just ask the pope.
Haiku # 76371, March 14, 2023 10:24 pm ET
by Archbishop Nonce of Diddling Parish
Church of dead Jesus,
Sadistic nuns and weird priests:
Holy Mother Church!
Haiku # 76370, March 14, 2023 10:20 pm ET
by Father O'Pervert of Rectory
If you like abuse
And pedophilic clergy
Join the Catholic "church".
Haiku # 76369, March 14, 2023 10:15 pm ET
by Cardinal Law of Shuffling priests around
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
Haiku # 76368, March 14, 2023 8:25 am ET
by Jasonnub of Afghanistan
the dogs are moulting
our chinese dyson knockoff
chokes on a furball
Haiku # 76367, March 14, 2023 7:21 am ET
by ash of hair today, gone tomorrow
Cool + for the post
Haiku # 76366, March 13, 2023 3:28 pm ET
by KazkzrdCap of Mozambique
They are digging up
Proto-Canaanite curses.
Be very careful.
Haiku # 76365, March 13, 2023 11:26 am ET
by Ugaritic Amorite of Milk and Honey
Sitting on the can
Wiping myself with haiku
Your seventeen ply
Haiku # 76364, March 12, 2023 3:12 pm ET
by Mr. Whipple of Shitclog-go, Illinois-
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Haiku # 76363, March 12, 2023 9:56 am ET
by RaymondElano of Guam
not working
Haiku # 76362, March 11, 2023 10:53 pm ET
by KzkksrdJATLY of Ethiopia
i will bring no shame
spilling one's steaming entrails
is no holiday
Haiku # 76361, March 11, 2023 6:26 am ET
by ash of arigato gozaimasu
Ok Mr. Ash.
But please don't get arrested
Japaning while drunk.
Haiku # 76360, March 11, 2023 6:05 am ET
by Professor Fuji of Hokkaido Prefecture
i'm off to japan
to see the cherry blossoms
and eat good sushi
Haiku # 76359, March 11, 2023 3:28 am ET
by ash
thanks, interesting read
Haiku # 76358, March 10, 2023 10:03 pm ET
by Kzkkldabets of Finland
Epstein killed himself
because Lee Harvey Oswald
shot President K.
Haiku # 76356, March 10, 2023 6:03 am ET
by Ghislaine M. of Lockdown Inc.
Well we be sunk now
Either way elephants in
The room we can smell
Haiku # 76355, March 9, 2023 9:46 am ET
by Mox
When Fox tells the truth
Republicans change channel
Willful ignorance
Haiku # 76353, March 8, 2023 12:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
January Sixth
and the Warren Commission...
Who still believes them?
Haiku # 76351, March 8, 2023 7:10 am ET
by White Ring Weft Ling of Airplane
Downeast wisdom Mox.
The joint chief staff needs breaking.
Godless war pigs all.
Haiku # 76350, March 7, 2023 9:05 pm ET
by Noticer of AMURIKKKKA
You know maybe a
Joint would be the only thing
That would bring some peace
Haiku # 76349, March 7, 2023 5:38 pm ET
by Mox of Not that I know
Haiku will end war.
Joint Chiefs of Staff will bow down.
Ukraine will have peace.
Haiku # 76348, March 7, 2023 4:37 pm ET
by Send Haiku to Ukraine
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76347, March 7, 2023 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
Got mad on twitter
Someone got mad at me just
Rinse, wash, repeat.
Haiku # 76346, March 7, 2023 3:48 pm ET
by Mox
When we are all done
Picking on the people need
Picking on then wut .
Haiku # 76345, March 7, 2023 9:44 am ET
by Mox
Pentagon stuffed shirts...
Your taxes plus fake news media:
Another world war.
Haiku # 76344, March 7, 2023 7:24 am ET
by Allen Dulles of Testing My New Military Toys
Thanks, I've been looking
For this for such a long time.
(Hungarian Jew)
Haiku # 76340, March 4, 2023 12:15 pm ET
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