BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
279 Days
and
65603 Haikus
later...
Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?
Haiku #65603, by Overheard of Philippines tattoo parlor
August 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET

Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut
Haiku #65602, by Bird watcher
August 18, 2019 2:51 pm ET

John Boy Walton's mole
Overlooked at communion
"Hey, where's MY wafer??"
Haiku #65601, by Noticer of Details
August 18, 2019 2:48 pm ET

Praise Godzilla
All hail the top banana
Sunday is his day
Haiku #65600, by Heathen of Not in church
August 18, 2019 2:30 pm ET

Closer inspection
Mastered a new yoga pose
I've a lovely cunt
Haiku #65599, by Namaste
August 18, 2019 2:25 pm ET

When the neighbors look,
dance naked at your window.
Let them take pictures.
Haiku #65598, by Anonymous Poet
August 18, 2019 6:01 am ET

That is disgusting.
Eggs, vinegar, and oil
for real mayonnaise.
Haiku #65597, by Try sesame oil for a flavorful twist. of Hellmann's is pure shite.
August 18, 2019 5:58 am ET

Backyard meat beating
Penis soothed in a large tub
Hellman's Mayonnaise
Haiku #65596, by Neighborhood watch of Behind binoculars
August 18, 2019 12:19 am ET

Silk draperies blow
Revealing their nude figures
I watch them and wave
Haiku #65595, by Nosy neighbor of Next door
August 18, 2019 12:15 am ET

The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!

Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.

But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.
Haiku #65594, by Too Much Coffee Man and Red Meat. of Something like that.
August 17, 2019 10:40 pm ET

I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.
Haiku #65593, by df of Hannibal would understand.
August 17, 2019 10:31 pm ET

This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.
Haiku #65592, by df
August 17, 2019 10:26 pm ET

Radioactive
My humping make you glowing
More, Fukushima!
Haiku #65591, by Stiff Willow of Follow the moans
August 17, 2019 10:24 pm ET

Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.

Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.

They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.

Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.
Haiku #65590, by He's a nasty president of He eats assholes like donuts.
August 17, 2019 10:21 pm ET

Mao Sugiyama.
He cooked his own zucchini.
Google it and see.

People paid for it.
Hardly an appetizer.
And a bit chewy.
Haiku #65589, by df -- discerning cannibal
August 17, 2019 10:02 pm ET

Cook your zucchini.
Perhaps with Parmesan cheese.
Grated, not powdered.
Haiku #65588, by Only absolute white trash and Asian people use powdered parm in a plastic shaker. of Even in the Philippines I use the real stuff.
August 17, 2019 9:51 pm ET

The number of my
farts to equal the Big Bang?
Of course, forty-two.
Haiku #65587, by df
August 17, 2019 9:48 pm ET

Blue ribbon award
The prize winning zucchini
Down here in my pants
Haiku #65586, by Rural Guido of Rural
August 17, 2019 9:23 pm ET

Your fart is not fine
When compared to one of mine
Mine are like fine wine
Haiku #65585, by Fart Knower of Vineyard
August 17, 2019 9:20 pm ET

Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.
Haiku #65584, by Whore house hors d'oeuvre of Horse doover manure maneuver mouth way too south.
August 17, 2019 7:45 pm ET

Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.
Haiku #65583, by Autistic Parrot of You're way too boring!
August 17, 2019 7:40 pm ET

Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.
Haiku #65582, by Anonymous Poet
August 17, 2019 5:33 pm ET

her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more
Haiku #65581, by
August 17, 2019 7:22 am ET

Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
Haiku #65580, by Vagina of Penis
August 17, 2019 5:58 am ET

Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole
Haiku #65579, by Betrothed
August 17, 2019 12:12 am ET

Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind
Haiku #65578, by Poopie of Porch
August 16, 2019 10:05 pm ET

Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy
Haiku #65577, by Hal Itosis of Breathing room
August 16, 2019 9:58 pm ET

Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them
Haiku #65576, by Walkin Funny of Trudging along
August 16, 2019 8:52 pm ET

End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit
Haiku #65575, by Alexander Graham Cracker of Campfire
August 16, 2019 8:48 pm ET

Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.
Haiku #65574, by Anonymous Poet
August 16, 2019 5:15 pm ET

Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit
Haiku #65573, by Art Isan of Splattered Statue
August 16, 2019 2:47 pm ET

Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?

Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?
Haiku #65572, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
August 16, 2019 6:34 am ET

Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me
Haiku #65571, by Giant sized farting person of In front of you
August 16, 2019 1:27 am ET

SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN
Haiku #65570, by Corn eater of Half assed painter
August 16, 2019 1:07 am ET

Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form
Haiku #65569, by Edgar Allan Poem of In my pants
August 16, 2019 1:05 am ET

Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know
Haiku #65568, by Fart Knower of The Chihuly of Fart Blowing
August 16, 2019 1:01 am ET

Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?
Haiku #65567, by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
August 15, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby
Haiku #65566, by Whalen O'Quail of Hard to say where
August 15, 2019 10:10 pm ET

i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.

it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime
Haiku #65565, by vhs
August 15, 2019 9:35 pm ET

I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?
Haiku #65564, by Con flatuations of Fart Hall of Fame
August 15, 2019 9:18 pm ET

Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun
Haiku #65563, by Poet of Under old willow
August 15, 2019 9:14 pm ET

i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.
Haiku #65562, by vhs of world hell
August 15, 2019 6:31 pm ET

The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts
Haiku #65561, by Trudging along of Pancake Resraurant
August 15, 2019 1:10 pm ET

Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work
Haiku #65560, by Bitch of Work
August 15, 2019 10:39 am ET

Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole
Haiku #65559, by Walkin Funny
August 15, 2019 4:49 am ET

Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap
Haiku #65558, by Satisfied tv viewer of Climax
August 14, 2019 9:41 pm ET

Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile
Haiku #65557, by Cherry Pucker of Rink of Stink
August 14, 2019 8:23 pm ET

Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck
Haiku #65556, by Canadian of Canada
August 14, 2019 8:17 pm ET

I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal
Haiku #65555, by Not your type of If you wjpe
August 14, 2019 8:13 pm ET

Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids
Haiku #65554, by Walkin Funny of Under old willow
August 14, 2019 7:18 pm ET