Flies land everywhere
Except the Venus Flytrap,
Because flies are smart.
by Carnivorous Flora of Fauna
end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting
by ash of pay my great big beautiful bill
with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic
by ash of you can check out for a spell
I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go
by Mox
Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)
by Hops of Malted Barley (Barely...)
set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so
by ash of no nuke for you
Zion: dirty word.
It once held magic for me.
But they ruined it.
by Herzl Rentals of Automotives
on our iron domes
an atomic yarmulke
makes us king of kings
by ash of say yer prayers, varmints
Time for regime change.
Yes, although it may sound strange,
Israel's within range...
by King David of Betlehem, New Jersey
Tom Bosley's haiku.
Tom Bosley's cerebellum.
Tom Bosley's mother.
by The Pen Is Mightier than the S-Word
Haiku this and that...
Haiku with a baseball bat.
Haiku tit for tat...
by See What I Did There? of BOINGGGG !!!
Fuck you magic man
Heart is an awesome rock band
Tom Bosley's penis
by Monkey mama
So, what do you say
When you meet magic sky-man?
"Oh shit. I was wrong".
by Win-win Situation of Haiku
You might find out first.
Then again, it could be me.
In the end, we'll know.
by If There is no God, then Do What Thou Wilt of Course
Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock
by Allister Crowley
Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies
by Magic sky man
Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)
by Repent and Believe Glorious Message of Gospel or Burn in Hell
It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck
by Caroline with a K
I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.
by Happy Smiley Face of Haiku
Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!
by Chillin' in the Hamptons
Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.
by Saturday in the U.S. of A.
Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.
by p-p-fr-tt-tpp-p of Methane Surveillance
My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger
by Anonymous Poet
los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans
by ash
Put that flag away
Or fly it in Mexico
Not Los Angeles
by Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula of Gringolandia
Crush the enemy.
Haiku-to-haiku combat:
Obliterate them!
by Field Marshall Sugiyama of Syllabic Strategy
Present is so tense.
The past is so imperfect.
Use conditional.
by Grammar/Grandpa of Conjugation
life is a present
without infinite future
so live while you do
by ash of dust to dust
Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift
by Mox
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
by Mox
There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave
by Mox
I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here
by Mox
But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games
by Mox
I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
by Mox
You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.
by Out of Everything of Course
It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow
by Mox
overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
by Mox
I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old
by Mox of The internet is dead
The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts
by Mox
The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this
by Mox
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
by Mox of Just curious to know
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
by Mox of Just curious to know
I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake
by Aint no gates, but I'm a keeper
