What's the difference, Darth?
Are farts the same thing as shit?
Like water and ice?

They hang in the air
The same way that goodbye does when it's forever

Molecules of farts
Under magnification
Reveal Hitler's face

Darth Darth Darth...(unh)...Darth
Darth (unh) Whorrendous Darth GOSH
I'm farting a lot.

fart fart fart fart fart
fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
fart fart fart fart fart

Bought forty acres
Starting up my own Fart Farm
Guess it's milking time

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this sums up 2020

vhs won't eat
He's been off his feed these days
Ever since Trump lost

We'll take care of you
Would you like a sponge bath, Darth?
We're smoking hot twins...

Who will we eat first?
I say vhs; he's clean.
Got knows what I have!

Let's talk about it
Let's talk cannibalism
Fuck talking, let's eat

It's near to farting.
The British one-fourth penny
is called a farthing.

They should also have
a shithing and pithing coin too.
They they'll be complete.

You seen that snake guy?
He gets high off snake venom.
Injects it often.

He never gets sick.
It gives him super powers.
At least it's not meth.

A coincidence?
You walked past the snake charmer
and got a boner

I don't want to see
Your colony down under.
(Butt maybe Ash does...)

I clicked on that link
It looked like an abacus
shoved in a ham

It was your asshole!
I must say, you are handsome
from either end, Darth

Picnics and parties.
Cute puppy dogs and kittens.
Fluffy clouds and stuff.

Maybe a world run
by the New Chinese Empire
might not be so bad.

That last post links to
a picture of my asshole.
In case you need it.

https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_0.346%2C$multiply_2.1164%2C$ratio_1.5%2C$width_756%2C$x_86%2C$y_0/t_crop_custom/q_62%2Cf_auto/fc5a4891a86ecae4caee529c6ee5b87297165119

all hail xi xinping
emperor who will be king
world dynastic fling

i see he is still
at it and i have lost all faith
in syllables.

Great TP idea.
2020 calendar.
Year's not over yet.

What shite occurs next?
I can hardly wait to see.
Planet of The Apes.

I just took a shit
Then I wiped my big fat ass
with the calendar

Standing in the queue
Your breath has fogged my glasses
Six feet is the rule

Ching Chong Chinaman:
Didn't know how to milk a cow
(Except H. Biden.)

Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!

Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put pee pee
In yo Coke.

Don't care for it Clem.
Snakes and rat and dog in there.
Cain't we have corn-pone?

Lotus lake of jade
Quan-yin smiles: heavenly peace.
Military drones.

Chinee proverb say:
"No Tickee no Laundry." Ha.
Now get back to work.

Serioulsy though, if you see how the Chinese keep down the poorer surrounding countries, you'd hate the commies too. Fucking criminals. Nothing but Big Time Gangsters.

If that was covid,
I am not impressed at all.
Had worse hangovers.

You can blame China.
Fear, the cheap commodity.
It's all about Trump.

That's how they react
to an arrogant pervert
who won't take their shit.

Serioulsy though, started as sore throat, became runny nose, mild congestion and cough, and now on 5th day I feel like I could fuck a bunch of dirty whores on cocaine and go for a 5 mile jog.

The lonely Frenchman
Fucks a dozen stale croissants
Filling eclairs next

Get lubricated
Say, we need some mood music
to write these Haikus

Because you like games
Wearing me chastity belt
I've swallowed the key

French fries are not French.
They drown them in manonaise.
I could not live there.

Vous n'etes que des cons.
De ca j'en suis tres tres sur...
En garde, monsieur.

"Smoke on ze watt air--
A fie air een ze ska yi.."
(De la bonne musique)

you put it in wrong
the plural should be penes
withdraw that haiku

dispute the voters
the scrotus on to scotus
to rock the boat (us)

It must be funny
Shitting up in outer space
and leaving it there

mothership arrives
Sexo-morphian combat
just what you wanted

Watch Killing Zoe.
Do you see how she was killed?
Don't say she wasn't!

Oui le bonbon du nez?

La chatte dit: miaou
Punaise! C'est tout une merveille
(pas pour la souris...)

I'm moving to France
where the cats walk on tables
where the cats say Miaou

eat me first garcon
then add creme to my brulee
mon dieu, oh la la !

*throat, not through. But you gnu that.

First slight sore through, then bad runny nose, now a slight dry cough. No fever, no loss of taste... yet.
But just in case it's covid, I'm spitting on people's car door handles. Doing my duty to lower the population b/c that's what the Chinese scientists want.