BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
101 Days
and
66945 Haikus
later...
I'd write more but the
Garden gnome under my bed
Won't leave me alone
Haiku #66945, by Schizofabulous
February 21, 2020 8:06 pm ET

My non-haiku identify as haiku
If you don't respect that you're a Nazi
Ree
Haiku #66944, by Syllable Justice Warrior of Trans-Syllable Equality Movement
February 21, 2020 8:04 pm ET

Say it in haiku
Or don't bother to say it.
This site is haiku.
Haiku #66943, by Prose is not Poetry
February 21, 2020 7:59 pm ET

my new policy:
i will ignore non-haiku
did you say something?
Haiku #66942, by scotch of the rules must be respected
February 21, 2020 5:29 pm ET

i'm more concerned with "forever chemicals" and glyphosate in the water table nationwide; plants breathe co2 not micro plastics and bpa, personal solution: water and air filters - derpocrats too busy for anything but scooby doo chase to impeach orange man, improve self: improve world... something > nothing
Haiku #66941, by Oog
February 21, 2020 5:13 pm ET

sins of climate change
do in fact cross party lines
who cares? let's fix it
Haiku #66940, by scotch of I'd vote Republican if they worked for the planet
February 21, 2020 4:35 pm ET

southern strategy
conveniently forgotten
by republiKlans
Haiku #66939, by scotch
February 21, 2020 4:17 pm ET

The first kkk's goal was to destroy
Republican state governments
Often using terrorism
Some people claim to love life
So much they get an abortion
Cognitive dissonance is bipartisan
Suppression of new energy tech is real
Goes deeper than Orange Man Bad
Haiku #66938, by Oog of Boog
February 21, 2020 3:58 pm ET

some people love tech
but also reject science
how do they do it?
Haiku #66937, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 3:47 pm ET

probably, we're screwed
civilization is toast
so, should we give up?
Haiku #66936, by scotch of i'm not
February 21, 2020 3:44 pm ET

solar investments
are finally paying off
in spite of reagan
Haiku #66935, by scotch of you know he took solar panels off the white house, and doubled down on cheap oil?
February 21, 2020 3:39 pm ET

Get off fossil fuels?
Mean de-industrialize?
A high tech stone age
Haiku #66934, by Oogaloo of Boogaloo
February 21, 2020 2:46 pm ET

half the country's poor
trickle down was piss and shit
that sure owns the libs
Haiku #66933, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 2:43 pm ET

get off fossil fuels
end the corporate handouts
nah, let's "own the libs"
Haiku #66932, by scotch of priorities
February 21, 2020 2:39 pm ET

"this should own the libs"
the republican's platform
nothing else matters
Haiku #66931, by scotch of untied states of amerikkka
February 21, 2020 2:01 pm ET

We work as a team
to makes the Nanny State scream:
the Boogaloo meme.
Haiku #66930, by Break Dance of Secession
February 21, 2020 8:14 am ET

You should stop eating.
All people who eat have died.
That's a proven fact.
Haiku #66929, by of
February 21, 2020 3:21 am ET

Seriously though,
What's the longest time you've fucked?
Stay in forever.
Haiku #66928, by of
February 21, 2020 3:04 am ET

I am part robot.
Do not ask which part that is.
That is not polite.
Haiku #66927, by of
February 21, 2020 3:01 am ET

Voting is stupid.
You know the whole thing is rigged.
Search your feelings, Luke.
Haiku #66926, by of
February 21, 2020 2:59 am ET

Communist goat rope!
Democrats going crazy
Which loser will run?
Haiku #66925, by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
February 21, 2020 1:26 am ET

What now Democrats?
All your base belong to us.
What will you do?

When you lose bigly?
Burn cities and wild riots?
Or will you wise up?

All your Candidates
Going down in flames damn fast
Its funny as hell!
Haiku #66924, by Ronald Raygun of Good times past
February 21, 2020 1:23 am ET

Mike Bloomberg swoops in...
To China - the Super Cuck
Pimps out his daughter
Haiku #66923, by True Story
February 20, 2020 11:03 pm ET

I have a penis.
And sometimes it is happy.
And that's a good thing.
Haiku #66922, by of
February 20, 2020 8:42 pm ET

How to be rapper:
Your name is two random words
Preceded by "Lil"
Haiku #66921, by Lil Scribble Coin
February 20, 2020 6:10 pm ET

Dork Lard Figpucker:
That's why the Brits have a dish
called "Bangers and Mash".
Haiku #66920, by Zenith of Saxon Gastronomy
February 20, 2020 7:36 am ET

Do the Boogaloo.
And the Electric Breakdance.
Newest craze, ya know.
Haiku #66919, by Underwhelmed of Overcoding
February 20, 2020 7:09 am ET

Congrats on quitting
Beastiality - never
Thought I'd have to say that
To someone, oh well
Haiku #66918, by Anomalous Poet
February 19, 2020 10:18 pm ET

Google for "This is Wong on so many levels". I think you'll get a laugh.
Haiku #66917, by of
February 19, 2020 6:58 pm ET

I've stopped banging pigs.
Now I've got a human girl.
She smells much better!

Pigs are just nasty.
No redeeming qualities.
I'm going Kosher!
Haiku #66916, by of
February 19, 2020 6:54 pm ET

Wong Lofan noodles.
They're crispy on the outside,
soft in the middle.
Haiku #66915, by of
February 19, 2020 6:50 pm ET

Read Daniel 9;27
Haiku #66914, by Anonymous Poet
February 19, 2020 5:53 pm ET

Abomination
of Desolation. Might be
the Temple itself?
Haiku #66913, by Interpretations of Prophecy
February 19, 2020 8:57 am ET

Bloomberg the coke head
Don't want you to get to fat
Take a big gulp Mike!

Billionaire Bolshi smuck!
Racist masher @$$ hat clown
Trump will kick yer @$$!
Haiku #66912, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
February 19, 2020 5:07 am ET

and at night we crawl
we crawl along the sidewalks
until the sunrise
Haiku #66911, by nightcrawler
February 18, 2020 10:54 pm ET

when the net's shut down
and every web page goes dark
bad haiku is last
Haiku #66910, by scotch of hmm, this site doesn't like curly apostrophes I guess
February 18, 2020 5:13 pm ET

when the netâ
Haiku #66909, by scotch of on a facebook fast
February 18, 2020 5:11 pm ET

i got bored and strayed
but bad haiku forgives all
and asks no questionsâ
Haiku #66908, by scotch of take me back
February 18, 2020 5:09 pm ET

a small bug noted
this page title has "sumbit"
attention janis
Haiku #66907, by scotch of quality assurance (hi janis!)
February 18, 2020 4:55 pm ET

incidentally,
the word is spelled PERDEDOR.
alpha ass indeed
Haiku #66906, by scotch of it's phonetic for garsh's sake
February 18, 2020 3:04 pm ET

You call me a fool
You say it's a crazy scheme
This one's for real...damn
Haiku #66905, by scotch of missed it by that much
February 18, 2020 11:13 am ET

You mean perDidor?
Like the guy in Deacon Blues?
Die behind the wheel?
Haiku #66904, by I Cried When I Wrote This Song
February 18, 2020 8:19 am ET

soy un peridor
i am deacon blues you know.
kiss my alpha ass
Haiku #66903, by vhs
February 18, 2020 12:22 am ET

Bloomberg as Mary Poppins
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfLNRGtMaqo
Haiku #66902, by Anonymous Poet
February 17, 2020 11:04 pm ET

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku #66901, by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET

I'm not Donald Trump
And I will stop and frisk you
Give you a lil kiss
Haiku #66900, by Mike Bloomberg of 2020 Presidential Campaign
February 17, 2020 10:55 pm ET

You haiku losers:
I defy you. WRITE something.
Make it relevant.
Haiku #66899, by Opiates are the Religion of the Masses
February 17, 2020 6:30 pm ET

If scotch unties you,
you'd better cork the bottle
and tie up loose ends.
Haiku #66898, by Uiskebaugh of Peatmoss
February 17, 2020 12:33 pm ET

politics exhaust
but since the white house burned down
we can see the moon
Haiku #66897, by scotch of untied states of reeee
February 17, 2020 11:24 am ET

I don't know, more lost
and troubled by a poison world
we all are that
Haiku #66896, by vhs
February 17, 2020 11:12 am ET