Fake history squeals.
It looks like simulation...
and then they sketch it.

Try deep breathing. OMmmmm...
Center yourself and be still.
Now --- shoot the place up !

Yes brothers it's TIME !
My righteous sisters, IT'S TIME
To END the whole show.

Oh Virgin Mary,
If only I were Catholic
I could pray to you.

I love you Jesus!
Now, can you take me out of
this horrible dream?

You will obey me.
You will remain in the car.
While I kill your friend

Just getting started.
I stole the crown from Basho.
Haiku'ed myself straight!

Ass Stimulation:
It starts as Darth Figpucker...
Ends shitting itself.

No mere A.I. bot
shall ever approximate
my haiku brilliance

Yo this website sux.
Stupid-ass people be like:
I'm a write some shit.

As it wast above,
So mayest it be below.
Hail, shining seraph!

Oh most Holy Lord
Bless thou Donald Trump. Amen.
You may all rise now.

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck
Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
(O.K. mom, I'm done.)

Assimilation:
Starts with waves of plebeians
who never do it.

Ass stimulation
It starts as stimulation
And then they stretch it

Practice Mindfulness
Remember close toilet seat
Please remember flush

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history reveals
it starts as stimulation
and then they stretch it

Hey, Mister Bill Gates:
Get yourself vaccinated.
Tell us how it goes.

Bill Gates orgasms
Every plague: antihumans
Please start with yourselves

You lite so poolry
rousy poetry, gaijin.
Who order noodle?

Git over here Clem;
Haiku done broke up muh still.
Moon still shinin' tho . . .

I need more haiku.
Don't want Facebook, no Twitter
Just more haiku, please.

histaminic hell
making my red eyes scratchy
while my nose dribbles

Reflux distinctly
Or spell your scheming chem-trails:
That's obfuscation.

reflect succinctly
or spill your steaming entrails
that's education

Zombies and werewolves
Masturbating by moonlight
Let's order.pizza

If u feel bloated
then you need to release gas.
Hence, this haiku site.

i put a joke on
here, and they expand on it
I'm feeling bloated

Them damn federulz...
If they come round here agin,
I'll pepper their hide!

You're on the side of
Homosexual Marxists.
Go on, admit it.

Order and chaos
Had child: named "Reality"
Child support: Cosmos

Gawd Damn It Woman
Quit moving my stuff around
Can't fooking find it!

Pt 1 of two parts quit moving my stuff @#$%^%!!!

If you do not stop!
I will spank your @$$ damn hard!
Is that what you want?

Trump shadow boxing
Looking at you, Mike Bloomberg
Kick your fucking ass

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
So they got married

Order loves chaos
And chaos loves order, too
But they got divorced

chaos vs order
or order vs chaos, so
easy to ger those two

things disorganized

Light in the darkness
All is violence, all is peace
Existence is odd

i chewed tobacco a
long time ago and wonder
how much in total?

STOP: Haiku alert!
You got to watch this Gong Show.
(the hillbilly dude)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gmBQPQ4ns&feature=emb_title

I got a idea:
How bout write us some haiku
on any old theme...

Frigging politics
Just minding my own business
I am innocent

I'm trying to help
myself by exercizing
i might die but i

had a heart attack
so i have an urge to fight
and beat this damn thing

since i want to live
and not die, i don't need your
help living either

so AOC...fuck off

if i want to die
I'll just blow my own brains out
i don't need your help

We will furry you
All of us: soft and fluffy
Prepare to cuddle

We will bury you.
All of you: soft and useless.
Prepare for your death.

That's all a big lie!
The phone bill was enormous!
Phone sex was bad too.

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