Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 360 Days and 77352 Haiku later...

Impeach him again.
There must be SOMETHING he's done...
Grab him by the puss
Haiku # 77352, November 7, 2024 11:03 am ET
by Y qué of Ypres
shummyayaya
alfastagard
AOMNICHANTE DES TRYES
Haiku # 77351, November 6, 2024 7:16 pm ET
by KALMIGHCSKA of ZAMINXAROURA
The Harris people:
Sniffling in their rainbow flags.
Not sorry for them.
Haiku # 77350, November 6, 2024 12:42 pm ET
by My Pronoun of Choice is "Yes"
behold king donald
ranga emperor of earth
more fucked than ever
Haiku # 77349, November 6, 2024 4:00 am ET
by ash of bite my democracy sausage
Pokemon is cool
"Zip Zap Zop killed eighty wild
Maril", Poor Maril.
Haiku # 77348, November 5, 2024 8:09 pm ET
by Pokemon™ of Roppongi Hills Mori Tower in Roppongi, Minato, Tokyo
This site is fifty
percent politics and the
rest are random. Food
Haiku # 77347, November 5, 2024 5:53 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Dominican bro,
Reading Sun Tzu's Art of War...
Hope he's on OUR side.
Haiku # 77346, November 5, 2024 4:58 pm ET
by Make up a name of your choice
Ignorance is bliss
There's almost no in between
Knowledge is power
Haiku # 77345, November 5, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Serendipity of NYC
Astroturfed revolt:
They're betting on police state;
Excuse for crackdown.
Haiku # 77344, November 5, 2024 12:34 pm ET
by Whoever Gets "Elected" of course, we MUST keep arming I$r@eL
this is how it starts
behold a falling empire
catch it if you can
Haiku # 77343, November 5, 2024 5:07 am ET
by ash of talkin' about a revolution
perplexing questions
why does a rat when it spins
if you don't give one ?
Haiku # 77342, November 4, 2024 3:37 am ET
by ash of heretic heritage
Feel the wart on your
bottom again. Tonight I'm
giving her a name.
Haiku # 77341, November 3, 2024 2:30 am ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Hello! I’m a foodie who enjoys trying new recipes and discussing favorite dishes.
Haiku # 77340, November 2, 2024 7:56 pm ET
by RaphaëlNus of France
Have you ever wondered if intentionally creating a poorly written haiku could actually be a form of artistic expression or rebellion against traditional poetry standards? What impact could purposely breaking the rules of haiku form have on the perception of poetry as a whole?",
"refusal
Haiku # 77339, November 2, 2024 5:00 pm ET
by Kacperka of Polska
Legions of damned souls
Go ye forth: wander the night.
Eat loads of candy.
Haiku # 77338, October 31, 2024 11:39 am ET
by Lucifer's Witchy Grandma of Samhain
Shandabakeela
Shamanda bingo-boingo
Ko ko ko baba
Haiku # 77337, October 31, 2024 5:49 am ET
by Polyglot Pastor of Pentecostal PhD
Heart, to hobbyists,
for local pickup only,
tolerable scars.
Haiku # 77336, October 28, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
Bad Haiku is life,
And true life is bad haiku.
Write haiku and LIVE.
Haiku # 77335, October 28, 2024 12:19 pm ET
by Read Me Later, like at Quarter of Seven
Find my syllable.
Go on-- find my syllable.
I will bless your soul.
Haiku # 77334, October 28, 2024 12:15 pm ET
by Imprecatory Psalms of David
Bomb the Lebanese!
And then bomb them lots more!
Mention Holocaust...
Haiku # 77333, October 28, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by Poor Little Jews of I$r@eL
Read the whole Talmud.
The full oral law revealed;
The Jesus chapters...
Haiku # 77332, October 28, 2024 12:10 pm ET
by Rabbi Yehudah Ben Finklestein of Baghdad
If Trump wins again,
He will lose again (vote count).
Expect big psy-ops.
Haiku # 77331, October 28, 2024 12:07 pm ET
by Larry Fink of Studying Torah 24/7
Kiss Zionist ass.
Bow down to fake I$r@eL.
Bankroll IDF.
Haiku # 77330, October 28, 2024 12:05 pm ET
by Oy Veh, Hirschl. Tax the Hell Out of the Goyim for Eretz Yi$raeL
Trump is a not-see.
Diversity is weakness.
Go ahead: eat me.
Haiku # 77329, October 28, 2024 11:57 am ET
by Blackrock Agenda of Endless WAR
Haiku is so hard.
The last line is important,
Like: Grandma has a
Haiku # 77328, October 27, 2024 2:18 pm ET
by Cock of the Rock
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Haiku # 77327, October 27, 2024 11:15 am ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
Five days and nothing.
No one writes any haiku.
What the h3// is that?
Haiku # 77326, October 25, 2024 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku Monitor of Data-driven Haiku
White fragility:
Oh my gosh I'm so fragile...
I'm guilty. GUILTY.
Haiku # 77325, October 20, 2024 2:34 pm ET
by Robin Diangelo of NYT Toilet Paper
Ashes to ashes.
Doctor Strangelove on the beach:
Radioactive.
Haiku # 77324, October 20, 2024 8:34 am ET
by Cold War of Hot Hot Hot
It's remote control:
Government of my "country"...
Who could it be now?
Haiku # 77323, October 20, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Haiku Union of Men at Work
based on testaments
when it comes to killing jews
he started the trend
Haiku # 77322, October 20, 2024 8:12 am ET
by ash of bound for isaac, via divine decree
Let us praise the Lord
For His great gift of sunshine
And for World War Three
Haiku # 77321, October 20, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Haiku of Sovereign Omnipotence
I'm so moved by this:
The cat, the window, the pee...
It moved me to tears.
Haiku # 77320, October 20, 2024 8:07 am ET
by Weepy Will of Haikulandia
god hates ev'ryone
he regrets killing jesus
but it's too late now
Haiku # 77319, October 20, 2024 8:06 am ET
by ash of theological psychotherapy clinic
The cat sits outside
the toilet window. To pee,
I close the curtain.
Haiku # 77318, October 19, 2024 1:14 pm ET
by Julian H of Lanestris
God hates Lebanon.
He hates Gaza and West Bank.
But He loves them Jews...
Haiku # 77317, October 16, 2024 10:39 am ET
by Read All About It of Holy Bible, etc.
Submissive haiku
Masochistic verses cry
Strike me painful words
Haiku # 77316, October 15, 2024 1:33 am ET
by Vhs
Halloween is near.
Haiku as hard as you can.
Turn back the darkness!
Haiku # 77315, October 13, 2024 5:29 pm ET
by New Mix of Vintage Obscura is out
ANTISEMITIC.
haiku: antisemitic.
(Antisemitic)
Haiku # 77314, October 12, 2024 4:03 pm ET
by Ham Japeth of Genesis
Netanyahoo? Hmmm.
Depends who "those people" are...
We'll just have to guess.
Haiku # 77313, October 10, 2024 9:21 am ET
by Samson Option of Delilah's Scissors
go netanyahu
kill all those problem people
the fine solution
Haiku # 77312, October 10, 2024 6:10 am ET
by ash of arbeit macht frei
I cant syllable.
Leave out too much damn letter.
I have grandma's cock.
Haiku # 77311, October 9, 2024 7:32 pm ET
by Phuq My Keyboard of Keebord
Lock down my haiku!
You're RACIST RACIST RACIST.
Wear your mak. Alone.
Haiku # 77310, October 9, 2024 7:27 pm ET
by Scan QR code
Courtesy of the
Prince of the Power of Air:
Tricky hurricanes!
Haiku # 77309, October 9, 2024 7:15 pm ET
by HAARP of Lucifer
Genderqueer fatsos,
Shooting off their mouths again:
Weird-haired pierced, pallid.
Haiku # 77308, October 9, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Noticer of Obnoxiousness
Fake nation (with flag!)
Good at bombing civilians
Using your taxes....
Haiku # 77307, October 9, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by General Shlomo of Incoming
I've never been so
Shaken in my life ever
After all I've been through
Haiku # 77306, October 8, 2024 5:25 am ET
by Vhs
Not much matters like
It did when the world seemed sure
Then the storms crashed down
Haiku # 77305, October 8, 2024 5:23 am ET
by Vhs
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Haiku # 77304, October 7, 2024 1:14 am ET
by ElvinZolve
I hardly post much
Cause I'd moved on to fan fiction
And that x space
Haiku # 77303, October 6, 2024 9:26 pm ET
by Vhs
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