Tattoo my penis
Is there room for a dragon?
A small mosquito?

Wafer in his beak
The Catholicssowary bird
On the Sunday strut

John Boy Walton's mole
Overlooked at communion
"Hey, where's MY wafer??"

Praise Godzilla
All hail the top banana
Sunday is his day

Closer inspection
Mastered a new yoga pose
I've a lovely cunt

When the neighbors look,
dance naked at your window.
Let them take pictures.

That is disgusting.
Eggs, vinegar, and oil
for real mayonnaise.

Backyard meat beating
Penis soothed in a large tub
Hellman's Mayonnaise

Silk draperies blow
Revealing their nude figures
I watch them and wave

The best birth control:
Radioactive condoms.
If they break, mutants!

Like X-Men and shit.
Piss acid and fart nerve gas.
New comic franchise.

But reality.
Toxic Figpucker Brigade.
They'd all be naked.

I should eat my wife.
She is so Goddamn fat now.
Cooked she'd be a feast.

This poetry page.
My "long pig" discussion group.
Post your recipes.

Radioactive
My humping make you glowing
More, Fukushima!

Albert Fish was cool.
He ate only the best meat.
Tender ass of child.

Call the FBI.
But they know I eat children.
And they do not care.

They're only poor kids
It's population control.
Love third world countries.

Trump sometimes joins me.
Travels to "Shithole countries".
Dining on shitholes.

Mao Sugiyama.
He cooked his own zucchini.
Google it and see.

People paid for it.
Hardly an appetizer.
And a bit chewy.

Cook your zucchini.
Perhaps with Parmesan cheese.
Grated, not powdered.

The number of my
farts to equal the Big Bang?
Of course, forty-two.

Blue ribbon award
The prize winning zucchini
Down here in my pants

Your fart is not fine
When compared to one of mine
Mine are like fine wine

Vaginal pus sacs
bursting upon intercourse
provide needed lube.

Just want to repeat.
You are too repetitive.
Your poems prove it.

Just want to repeat:
Darth's REAL mouth is his anus.
And his breath proves it.

her clit was so huge
she sodomized men with it
and they loved her more

Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis

Getting married soon
I suppose I ll have to wash
My dirty asshole

Amid the silence
Hark! A rustling of dry leaves
The Gorgon lets wind

Breathalyzer test
Most unusual results
You must eat pussy

Smelly running shoes
Left behind by some poor soul
His feet still in them

End of summer bash
S mores, gooey marshmallows
Chunks of my dark shit

Just want to say it:
Darth's REAL mouth is his rectum.
But hey-- you knew that.

Gold pigeon slippers
Painstaking embroidery
Covered in bird shit

Haunted hovel where..
Strange bumps in the night sound off..
What the hell was that?

Past karma pay back?
from mistakes made in the past?
Or a lonely ghost?

Thank your lucky stars
You 're not a giant sized nose
Standing behind me

SPUTTERS SPUTTERS BLOW!
I PAINTED YOUR SHUTTERS BROWN
NO CHARGE FOR THE CORN

Sometimes when I Fart
It shutters out syllabic
Perfect Haiku Form

Someone once told me
The secret to poetry
Write what you know

Started a Fart Farm
Now so need Fart Scarecrow
Any volunteers?

Callous on my hand
Big callous on my phallus
Now, guess my hobby

i can't let you mess
up an awful poet site
without my help, g.

it may be the only writing
i actually do in my lifetime

I don t take pictures
Nay! My fart is my selfie
Want the hard copy?

Rewind, VHS!
Careful not to unravel
Poetry is fun

i kept my peace for
a while here, but here i am
again, dog vomits.

The lumberjack belched
Got down on one bended knee
And ripped some rank farts

Work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work bitch work
Work bitch work bitch work

Hamburger meat farts
Sweet candy butt nougatine
Messy red poophole

Addams family Thing
He always finds that sweet spot
Doo dee dee doo snap snap

Hit to the Chiclets
Hockey Night in Canada
Don Cherry s brown smile

Pick up hockey game
Flood and freeze the mens latrine
Missile shaped brown puck

I just sprayed my hole
Rising from the toilet bowl
Clean ass is the goal

Dirty fingernails
I wonder how they got Brown?
Ask my big hemorrhoids