grins, the world is a
vampire, a real smashing
insight by a great song

and if the vampire girlfriend shows up I'll let you know how that turns out :)

You feel that way,
vhs, because you're right.
It is all pointless.

The world is a thief.
The universe keeps taking.
And nothing changes.

God designed the universe to fail.
Therefore we cannot take over His position.
We have no power to overthrow Him.
Not like He's a president or king.
The first and second laws of thermo: (1) you can't create shit, (2) shit just keeps getting worse.
It all makes sense. Laws of The Ultimate Dictator.

you are a snowflake
in bad haiku avalanche
each one important

why do i feel like
the more i post here the more
meaningless it is

Toad tripping is lame.
Mushrooms will give you visions.
All of them are true.

A mushroom asks a
girl to dance and she declines..
"But I'm a fun guy!"

Lick the dirty toad
Take it home, to your abode
Make it a sandwich

The frog swims through filth.
Yet he rather enjoys it.
No one will eat him.

I will vote for Trump
if he fixes this website
to get rid of spam.

writing taking shit
as it comes down sitting and
spreading words down like

peanut butter stuff
what can i say but write more
spam will still spam on

well one candidate
is insane and extroverts
piss me off real bad

glares at the poop head
still want to be pres, you can
throw poo at the folks

who want to hustle
bustle, invade, tear apart
and globalize, hmm

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Robin Williams dead
Charlie Sheen is still alive
There is no justice

What was I doing?
Oh, I completely forgot.
This is for haiku.

After producing my third pound of nasal mucus and lung oysters this morning, thankfully no longer with blood, one tends to lose track of counting silly bulls.

Is it mold or dust?
Or demonic possession?
Out, you fucking whore!

Get out of my head!
Netti pot holy water.
Tried everything else.

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I was going to post something lewd crude and disgusting, but forgot what it was. Fucking meds got me all fucked up in the head.

I paid a poacher $1000 to bring me a severed elephant penis with which to make medicinal soup. He brought it to me, but it was suspiciously dark in color. St. Louis is a strange town.

... doing strange things with licorice whips.

Once Hillary Clinton takes office, I think she should leave her cheating husband and sleep with several male interns, but then once that phase passes, she should marry Donald Trump and they can shred the US Constitution and form the New World Empire under which date rape and murder will become legal and laws will be made by stock holders with the largest shares and all women will be required to carry condoms in case some random stranger wants to rape them while eating a polar bear sandwich.

Men who eat pussy
are known as pussy-eaters.
Lesbians hate them.

Does the bible say
that I can't screw sea urchins
if I am careful?

Hello!

Vap

Pav

about time he says and
i say pony girl married
her, now i cart her

around, and that's ok :)

Oh fuck me running!
Spam to cure to nail funk.
Now that is funny!

Mushrooms are fungi.
And you can trip on mushrooms.
Can I suck your toes?

Hello!

yes now if I'm on
again mAYBE dPF
will show up and we

can go back to my
"Look at me I'm a Christian"
and he can say "poop"

mild and wild just had
some down time here growing old
average haiku

haiku oh haiku
ever more like walter white
than like walt whitman

cold wether returns
soft white blanket virgin snow
urinate your name

Spaghetti with meat
But not just any meat! It is...
GLORIOUS BALLS OF MEAT

What the heck happened?
Neither Darth or VHS?
This place a graveyard

Baseball playoff games
Taking waaaay too fucking long
Leads to much napping

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Hell no, we won't go!
Wait, you're going to Paris?
Well that sounds like fun.

shark in your bathtub
she is not here to make friends
record for evidence

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hammertoe cheap shoes
young folks meals raimens and spam
older, beans and rice

Ode to Bacon Bits:
You are so damn delicious
Will you marry me?

going down to south
park and the jokes are mature
as we mature and

irony is replaced
by networking and selfies
what's a vhs???

actual donuts
can be pretty dangerous
now, those krispy cremes

(but they sure taste good)

Router, Wi-Fi, Internet.
IP-address and connect.
192.168.l.l

why are things this way
money, sex, religion, fame
dangerous donuts

this is becoming
some sort of flotsam or big
art project web site

Cigarettes are gay.
Sucking Death's little white cock.
He'll spooge in your lungs.

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Hug him with passion.
Let him know I mean business.
And grab him by the...

back alley New York
a mime walks from the shadows
looking for a hug

Jet propelled boners.
Penises flying right off.
Exploding testes.

Foreskin Fuel

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.

Men who fuck chickens,
in spite of what they'll tell you,
are chicken fuckers.