Ghislaine's trial begins.
Submarine lady's defense:
"I own the high seas"
by Lock The Mossad Agent Up !
PornHub variant.
Your leaky videos leaked.
But no one will watch.
by Ewwww!
Omigod Variant:
makes girls text emoticons
LOL / SMILEY
by Epsilon of Upsilon
Leftover variant,
Spread by transgender turkeys.
Be VERY scared, NOW.
by Endless Variations of Variants (brought to you by PFIZER)
Time to get out there
and spread my insanity
to the real world now.
by Air borne mad cow. of The bovitrooper variant! Oh no!
"Omicron"?! Really?!?!
It's a fucking Transformer.
Or a transgender.
by What happend to epsilon through xi? of Why did we just jump through the Greek alphabet? Can't even go in order. How stupid are we now?
It all depends on
how long you will keep in the
freezer, delicious.
by Hannibal Lecter
I want someone to
See me and see someone worth
Keeping forever.
by Cat of Sun
How bout the gizzards?
Did you have pumpkin pie, Darth?
Darthvember darthteenth
by Rezkitten of Rez
Can we just agree
that turkey and dressing rule?
What do you all say?
by Darth Pilgrim
They will not prevail.
God did not intend for us
to live online. Nope...
by There Will Be An Event of Biblical Significance
this is such a weird
interconnected group of
internet people
like, this is so niche
and we always disagree
on like everything
by cursedmints of love you guys?
I wish I could fly
but they painted me up here
I'd shit on your heads!
by Spokesgull of Seagulls Against Poetry
I found a bottle
It contained an ancient message...
Hey, go fuck yourself...
by Ebb of Tide
Yeah, Zuckerberg and
Bezos are worst of the worst.
We should live online?!
by This future is really looking awful. of By the way, watch the new South Park.
I like when you preach
against the technocracy
whoever you are.
by I'm With You 100% On This One of Bezos Zuckerberg's Mommy
Squirrels beat rats. Yep.
Nothing like dead sewer rats
flattened in the street.
by Manila
Well, I guess for once
it's good that we did not have...
umm... Scotch on the rocks.
by Rum is better anyway.
All these tech giants
thrive off disconnectedness
and fear of the world.
Giants like Gates, Jobs,
Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, and
the evil Janis.
by Ahem.
did not have right gear
needed longer static ropes
but my anchor held
by scotch of not dead yet
yeah! love that album
undeservedly obscure
gets zero airplay
by scotch
yeah! love that album
undeservedly obscure
gets zero airplay
by scotch
Listen: Bridge of Sighs
will reveal knowledge to you.
Please listen to it.
by Thank You, Sincerely: R. Trower
I am so fucked-up
that I need to interact
with lost souls right here.
by Modern Life Has Failed Me
I love nobody,
except those who post haiku
here at the crossroads...
by Fell Down on my Knees at the Juncture of the Crossroads
so when i lose my
temper, lost my glasses when
do i find myself?
by vhs
Bad troll! Bad! No no!
No internet porn today!
Now say you're sorry!
by I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. So terribly sorry.
Should I f*** squirrels?
Animal experts say no.
I do anyway.
by Squirrel Whisperer of I whisper in their ears fun things to do with nuts.
Left over stuffing.
Turkey broth with fat skimmed off.
My God, it's heaven!
by Don't forget the giblets!
Should I feed squirrels?
Animal experts say no.
I do anyway.
by Squirrel Boss
What's on "smart TV"?
Grey's Anatomy drama.
Bizarre use of "smart".
by Alexa, add organic koala bear tampons to my shopping list.
Keurig coffee cunts.
Modern abominations.
Horrible flavor.
by This is the future??? of Send me back to 1990 please.
In my next life I'll
dumpster dive all of my food
and live underground.
by "Zero footprint." of I admire those eccentric old fuckers.
My biggest pet peeve.
Americans wasting food.
Kick them in the balls.
by Right square in the noots!
Don't trust the reindeer.
Most of them have Nazi names.
They won't bring Jews toys.
by Santa lives in Venezuela now.
Biscuits and gravy?
Or high fiber cereal?
I guess I should poo.
by Killer Cereal would be a good brand name for a breakfast cereal, no?
Wanted to get high.
Went to the dispensary.
There was just a monk.
He dispensed wisdom.
But it was none I could use.
Asked for a refund.
He gave me a nun.
It was a nun I could use.
And she got me high.
by Score!
Eat a hug dinner
and get drunk on Christmas Eve.
Puke in grandma's vase.
by Uh oh, that was gramp's ashes.
Not Venezuela!
That's where the old Nazis live!
They're responsible!
They are doing this!
All this spam's a Nazi plot!
It's not the commies!
by ...or something.
So... i will break protocol.
vhs... if you are having chest pains, please see a doc. And try to eat right.
by df
Is it possible
that you could really be me
and I not know it?
by *Checks browser history.* of Nope! Whew, dodged a bullet there.
I'll identify
as the last living sane man.
*Laughs like a madman.*
by Queue Diary of a Madman of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pvydib00yXk
Since it's wrong to laugh
at most of the world these days,
the world has gone mad.
by Darth Whorendous
A truly mad man
Can never laugh at himself.
That's the litmus test.
by Laffy Taffy
Here we go and this
Is the Philip kindred
Dick world he dreamed up
by Mox
An awesome webpage.
Russian_girls_eat_ass_dot_com
Am I right, or what?
by You know it's true.
A fake world made by
A fake guy who is autistic
Seeming like person..
by Vhs
A fake world made by
A fake guy who is autistic
Seeming like person..
by Vhs
You seriously
think I'll murder anyone?
I just see "Meta"....
It's fucking awful.
Our future is in VR?!?!
Makes me want to puke.
by If this is the future, I want no part of it. of Give me a shack and garden by the ocean.
Vhs.... you're right.
I am a sociopath.
You can still like me.
Please don't stop posting.
I'll try to buffer my angst.
This world just... you know.
by I still think the PornHub nude poetry readings is a great idea. And, of course, a good reason to get in shape. LOL.
