Oh Madagascar!
Dear Antananarivo...
Ok. Took a risk.

in just a few days
i'll set up my first top-rope
was nice knowing you

Aside of awful,
Odor of fried Kartoffel:
A German jaw-full...

all the food's okay
i just want to play some "risk"
go madagascar!

ok, hear me out:
falafel on a waffle
a side of offal

The turkey grease pops.
Obese in-laws salivate.
And then there's football.

Haiku shall guide us.
Haiku the only vanguard.
(Well . . . haiku AND beer.)

I call for reform.
Haiku shall be purified.
A new age begins.

You people have FAILED.
Your haiku misses the mark.
Repent for your sins.

Nerds are called egg heads.
Heads are sometimes called noggins.
Nerds are egg noggins.

Nude nimble gnomes gnaw
nifty noodles, nipping no
gnarly gnu noggins.

If there's a troll ban,
I'll do three life sentences.
Do prisons have cheese?

In America
can we outlaw gnomes instead?
Hobbits after that!

So did boris just
Outlaw himself, a troll doll
Illegally banned

So did boris just
Outlaw himself, a troll doll
Illegally banned

i hear anti troll laws
are to be passed in england boris johnson...troll...

doll?

waffle this waffle
that, me laddies, where me whipped
cream an strawberries

At the Waffle House'
I got the Awful Waffle.
It had me baffled.

Elmo and Hitler's
assassination attempt
on Oscar the Grouch

would have succeeded
if Elmo weren't ticklish
and Hitler not gay.

I think you need to
worry if he dresses up
as Elmo in the store

i think my dear we
are trying to prevent others
from getting there...

to the Bunker.

Elmo's tragedy.
You did more than tickle him.
Security cam.

I do not get that.
"Decolonizing bookshelves."
Just what does that mean?

Rambling...

Perhaps indicates
insanity or something.
I could not tell you.

(b/c if insane, would I know it?)

But I look around.
The world and "society".
It is all insane.

Changing one's "gender".
Order everything online.
Oozing fear like sweat.

But about the end.
Assuming you got that far.
How was that for you?

I've seen rambling books
murikamis...i fear those
cause they're nuts that want

decolonize your
bookshelf, these same people end
up in deep bunkers

and you know what next.

WalMart toy section.
You have to tickle Elmo.
When no one's looking.

Better a monkey
than a pig any old day.
Bananas beat slop.

That's Dowager Feng.
Stop watching Kung Fu Panda.
Your dumplings are tough.

Making of haiku,
the Japanese poetry
based on conscision.

Back to Empress Feng:
"Slay these monkeys before me.
Big-eyes smell so foul"

Allman brothers rock.
I do love that song "Blue Sky"
Also "Whipping Post"

Born a ramblin' man...
You do go on and on, sir.
About what, not clear.

Collaborative
effort of homeless druggies
and a few demons.

Wait, what?! You read that?
Wow. Glutten for pun-ishment.
Rambled a bit much.

Thoughts?

yes, a friend, a good
friend redisovered ze pigs opus
discordian mandate

always did want to read it though
i thought DFs evil novel was interesting

the blast from the past
smells nice, dusty or funk from
40 000 years pence?

yowsa, how's the nyan
crowd chilling in the bird ap?
nice to see you here?

something about grits
gives me the shits but i love
love love the stuff....broooown

sugar

heck, I'm gonna need this
random website to pump out
more bad haikus, yeah?

nostalgia babe the
peak is the point, the perk it's
trendy bitches can

kiss my britches. ayuh

Tool is past their peak.
Though "Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned"
is up my alley.

Their new stuff is... meh.
A new band that wows would be...
more than refreshing.

listen, all you have
to do is listen to a Tool
song, to see how

BAD it really is
rubber horsegirls, creepy klaus
adreno crome.

damn it, they just keep
writing all the good poems
and me bitching on

Covid is not the plague.
Human beings are the plague.
Mostly the poets.

Isn't it amazing that FarceBook and Amazon and TikTok and all the "Stay at Home -- Be Safe!" companies benefit... And where was it released? China.

And why are all these trillionaires running off to space?

Marijuana is now legal. Stoned people don't fight back.

Consume, consume, consume! Stores and restaurants understaffed. Everyone working at Amazon, Uber, and Door Dash.

Homeless population has exploded. And now look at this website. Some asshole is ruining it by not posting haiku. What a dick! The world is doomed.

Could Covid be one
of the final plagues on earth?
I sure hope it is. . .

But seriously,
This mass Covid neurosis
has got to end soon.

If I could delete
all poems ever written,
that's what I would do.

I want to erase
everything I've ever done
with nuclear bombs.

My Prayer.

Please kill Zuckerberg.
His Metaverse is too gay.
And Jeff Bezos too.

we're all "triggered" for
some reason or another
tough as they can get...

I want to trigger,
I want to trigger them all.
I’m so sick of them.