Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Oh really I'm the coward and yet my posts are open but who's hiding behind the screens bitch! No you're fraudulent Hood figurines!
Haiku # 64170, April 22, 2019 11:10 pm ET
by Not a blasphemous bitch of No matter how many people write your rhymes all y'all still shitty if u can't create originally! Don't try checking me check you
If You tired ass tragedy bitches don't stay the fuck up out my face trying to come up wit shyt wit yo raggedy ass!
Haiku # 64169, April 22, 2019 11:07 pm ET
by Im not beefing with u o go and check yo trifling wanna be ass of Dat start no shyt we won't have a issue girl good go fuck da nigga ...fuck dat y'all hoes still aintt solving all bitches probl
You're not from the hood.
Regardless of how often
you say "yo dumb ass."
Haiku # 64168, April 22, 2019 11:07 pm ET
by You need to ask out that girl at Starbuck's, you fucking coward.
LEGITIMATE SHIT.
ILLEGITIMATE CHILD.
ALL CAPS; YOU'RE ANGRY

SHOUTING THROUGH POEMS.
YOUR WEAK VOICE REMAINS UNHEARD.
AND NO ONE WILL CARE.
Haiku # 64167, April 22, 2019 11:02 pm ET
by CRAPS LOCK
First off bitches check yaselves I don't go around stalking other bitches for my health...
Haiku # 64166, April 22, 2019 11:01 pm ET
by Get some act right of Better yet pay attention when he lays down the pipe maybe then yo dumb ass won't believe the hype
I have a small dick.
That's why I like to fuck pigs.
I married a pig.

I have thirteen kids.
All of them are retarded.
Some of them deformed.

That's from all the drugs
and Satanic rituals.
My sperm are worthless.
Haiku # 64165, April 22, 2019 10:56 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Jazz hands in the air
Jesus Christ is moon walking
On fire. Cartwheeling
Haiku # 64164, April 22, 2019 10:50 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Notre Dame
THE VAGINAS WERENT FRESH THEY WERE SUCH A MESS SADLY HE DIDNT WANT THEM EVEN THOUGH THY SAID THEY WERE THE BEST...

THEY SUCKED THEY FUCKED...THEY EVEN BROUGHT THE FINEST DUCK AND YET HE WAS STILL SADDENED BY THE STRETCHED OUT RUBBERY MESS...WASNT PURE, NOTHING TRUE SO SAD NOW SO BLUE SO SNOTTY CRYING ON THE SHOULDER OF ME TOO
Haiku # 64163, April 22, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by OH WELL BITCHES BOO HOO of TRAILS OF TEARS OF WHOREDOMS BLISS...SORRY BITCH BUT U MISSED CAUSE IM LEGIT
I fuck unicorns.
I don't even use condoms.
Here's my abortions.

I keep them in jars.
And I have named all of them.
See how they sparkle.

That's unicorn cum.
It has magical powers.
Here, taste it and see.
Haiku # 64162, April 22, 2019 10:48 pm ET
by Starkitten
Waiter, there's a vagina in my soup.

My good sir, here at Porc Longue du Jour we refer to them as "cunts", and you did order the Soupe de Cunt, so of course there is a cunt in your soup. And I might add we serve only the finest cunts available. Freshly slaughtered just last night. Even to you American swine. Enjoy, sir.
Haiku # 64160, April 22, 2019 10:42 pm ET
by vhs
Yes, but it's always
amusing to see Frogs cry
or Jesus burn down.
Haiku # 64158, April 22, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
It was amusing
Seeing Parisians crying
As jesus burned down
Haiku # 64157, April 22, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by At the foot of Your bed
You get extra points
if the poet happens to
be a "slam" poet.
Haiku # 64156, April 22, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Here's your assignment:
At the poetry reading
take out your switchblade.

Wear a bomber vest.
Cut out the first poet's eyes.
Puncture his eardrums.

Cut of both his hands.
So he'll never write again.
Cut off his balls too.

You know, just for fun.
Leave him bleeding on the stage.
Demand a coffee.

Add sugar and cream.
Enjoy the coffee and moans
of his agony.

Then go on outside.
Detonate your bomber vest.
That's performance art.
Haiku # 64155, April 22, 2019 9:59 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
The bad one might be
VHS off of his meds
Lurking there unknown...
Haiku # 64154, April 22, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let your hatred flow.
Suicide bomb a day care.
Or write a poem.

It is all the same.
In the end we're all just shit.
Worthless rotting cunts.
Haiku # 64153, April 22, 2019 9:50 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Amusing anger.
Internet verbiage battles.
Petty little nerds.
Haiku # 64152, April 22, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
You wanna come up against me?
Thats fin u must need the money
Pinnochio made as bitch
Haiku # 64151, April 22, 2019 8:15 pm ET
by Here I Am... of Naw tho u back not even worth the argument
You Lose...
No matter which way u come
You always have ben a sore loser
Oh and let not the plastic made bitches come oh lol for u are mad of not even clay but just filled with a baggy full of cum
Haiku # 64150, April 22, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Bitch Are U Dumb of Powerful Poet
I HEAR THE CHAINS FALLING!
Haiku # 64149, April 22, 2019 8:12 pm ET
by Power of the Glory of the True ANU of To DO RIGHT!
That new age poet
The familiar whining tone
Could be vhs
Haiku # 64148, April 22, 2019 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Figpucker is it!
You are the new age poet
What ya been drinking?
Haiku # 64147, April 22, 2019 7:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
The cunt of Jesus,
infected and dripping pus,
will not save your soul

You can eat that meat,
blood dripping from the corners,
of your smiling mouth.

Your pass to heaven.
Your golden shower ticket.
Your sins forgotten.

Blow torches, vice grips,
pain enhancing stimulants.
Amateur Pilate.

Marilyn Manson
has the corpse of Jesus Christ
in his basement lair.

Torture continues.
His clones made into sex slaves.
Eat the Flesh and Blood.

Your soul still festers.
Your sins piled up, eyeball deep.
You'll never be free.
Haiku # 64146, April 22, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Useless is one hot wins just because her fake creativity doesn't truly come from the divine...

see Useless isn't the tree of old because she was wise enough not to allow her pussy to get old

the virgin may have sparked much laughter but the tightness of her trees keep her young in laughter

tap tap tap I'd tap back but sour bitches seem not to like it when the virgin snaps back
Haiku # 64145, April 22, 2019 7:26 pm ET
by Laughing Pleasantly of Is the Old Ass Tree that Managd to hold onto somehow her virginity
Tap tap I'd tap that
Tap tap I'd tap that tap tap
Tap tap I'd tap that
Haiku # 64144, April 22, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by Woodpecker of On high AF
Woodpeckers don't whine
About useless ex lovers
Sappy nature talk
Haiku # 64143, April 22, 2019 6:33 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Woodpecker on high
Prehistoric telegraph
Haiku carved in tree
Haiku # 64142, April 22, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by High AF
I'll tell you one thing
You need your head examined
Pull it from your bum
Haiku # 64141, April 22, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Listening to the rain songs of birds still mystic love as the blue bird sang
Haiku # 64140, April 22, 2019 5:48 pm ET
by Fly Eagle Soar of Split Personalities of Lov
I pissed of my love my favorite penis oh well too bad he fuckd over true Venus so I sent his ass back where he like to roam and returned to my untainted moon my lovely moon mean all my own with a drama free and very happy zone
Haiku # 64139, April 22, 2019 5:46 pm ET
by STHEEFUCKUP of NOONECARESDAYUMBITCH! NOWWHONEEDSTOGETALIFE!
At least Donna Jean could sing and had her own lyrics and didn't need to plagiarize a damn thing...Rock On Donna jean you probably found out the phonies didn't mean a thing
Haiku # 64138, April 22, 2019 5:41 pm ET
by Donna Jean Queen of No You Cant Fucking Eat My Jelly Bean
Lift the hopes of forever freedom and love as w free the dove
Haiku # 64137, April 22, 2019 5:32 pm ET
by Love Light Life Smile of My Heart New Start
waves of freedom and guiding light hearts that shine severely bright all united someday made right hope for all children in my sight
Haiku # 64136, April 22, 2019 5:26 pm ET
by Happiness Doesn't Bother With Old Past Baggage of Truth Is My Passion
Golden Promises and Makers the Property no longer belongs to your bankers so lets see how u dance now once they cut you from their strings you clowns
Haiku # 64135, April 22, 2019 5:23 pm ET
by Dancing Monkey Idiot Black Girls Plastic Faces of WE ARE NOT THE SAME
beautiful peaceful breezes as the lilies show but my lavender lily within me glows of blue hearts reawaken
Haiku # 64134, April 22, 2019 5:19 pm ET
by Peace Within of Glowing light
Scared Geometry
Bermuda Triangle cunt
Retracted penis
Haiku # 64133, April 22, 2019 5:14 pm ET
by Identity Protracted of Witness Protraction Program
This new poetess
Like the Donna Jean Godchaux
Of haiku poets
Haiku # 64132, April 22, 2019 4:32 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Care for a wind dance?
Yes, I'm wearing silk panties
Stick your face right there
Haiku # 64131, April 22, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Just ate a can of beans of B M
Your dull ranting spew
Does not qualify as verse
Or even garbage...
Haiku # 64130, April 22, 2019 4:26 pm ET
by Your Urgent Need of Poetic Kaopectate
Okay but at least admit were getting Haiku popping dang wang lang sang chang dingalingalang
Haiku # 64129, April 22, 2019 4:16 pm ET
by You Rang? of 5-7-5 syllables not this time chill are doing fine
Sacred geometry he was able to see when he mated with me the very reason why I withdrew and hide so much for all to view now free at last I get to rejoice no longer pushed to make a choice and now I get to use my voice
Haiku # 64128, April 22, 2019 4:13 pm ET
by I Love Freely of Dances With Silk Garments in the Winds
Maniacal laugh
But where is it coming from?
My funny boner
Haiku # 64127, April 22, 2019 4:02 pm ET
by Laughter of Best Medicine
Run a bit faster
They saw you sneak out the back
Men in the white coats
Haiku # 64126, April 22, 2019 3:59 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Lol smiles and laughs..its funny that when holding onto anger and strife you cry but when you release and let go you hear your heart laugh and then you can truly enjoy running through the grass
Haiku # 64125, April 22, 2019 3:52 pm ET
by True Tree Of Life of Everywhere Universal Galaxies
TTGFP
must also be Figpucker.
Or his own angel...
Haiku # 64124, April 22, 2019 2:23 pm ET
by That other one who rants while ignoring Haiku form can go to H3[[
The Mass Betrayal
People got records and tapes
And they never paid
Haiku # 64123, April 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Columbia House of Lights on. Nobody home.
Moisture on his head
Fingering scalp. Looking up
Birds pooping, laughing
Haiku # 64122, April 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by A sign of Good Luck
Insects buzzing loud
Upon closer inspection
Fly out of your cunt
Haiku # 64121, April 22, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Spring has sprung of Walled in pond
Insects fly freely
Crescent moon adapts to all
Menace of the end
Haiku # 64120, April 22, 2019 1:34 pm ET
by MANMOTH
Bird flies silently
Mirror lake overcome with joy
Insects fly quiet
Haiku # 64119, April 22, 2019 1:32 pm ET
by MONARCH
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