i like Robot Monster
gorilla with space helmet
just for the monster

can i see Marcel
DuChamp coming up
with a dadaist

masterpiece like
the gorilla suit with
the diving helmet???

i have this theory
that trash comes in many forms
and that trash like plan

nine from outer space
is accidental art but
kathy griffith's stunt

was trying too hard
to be art but it was just
trash to begin with

the sky is blue, and
right now not thinking of this
or that, there it is

if i dig theory
about big bangs and things like
that then this expanse

of space time will end
in a big crunch, entropy
then it will blow up

into a new space time
how does nothing blow up, hmm?
one name says Kramer

Seinfeld reference

got it together
until entropy prevailed
and i fell apart

Do you have oleo?
Oleo for my bunghole?

When I feel good I play under warm distress
Pass it up on a better day
Well you got whatcha want you never knew
Perfect gift from me to you
Got shackles on my wings on tight
Beggin' makin' compromise
Fast enough it's hard to hide
Sometimes I want to disappear

Wolf in lamb's clothing
Right side up veganism
Quite controversial

Rewards at the sea
Gift of life against the waves
Child laughs across fields

Signals on the ice
Hidden smile assaults the air
People live nearby

Eating of fire
Hidden smile is always true
Lament of today

Resenting mountain
Bird of prey now understands
Sharing on the ice

Light shines idle
Frozen time bathing in light
Repeating riddles

Adoring strangers
Tiny joys within my soul
Shining in between

Ending of secrets
Absolute truth a danger
Good reason hiding

Lamb in wolf's clothing
Upside down veganism
Not controversial

How many haiku
have you thought and then forgot
before writing down?

I have no hope for this world.
Are manatees edible?
Would they make a good roast for sandwiches?
Orangutan vs. chimp knife fights.
Rice wine fermented in a cask containing the powdered,
baked bones of Himalayan tribe children.
Because shit flows downhill.

She switched the pills at the nursing home with Viagra.
Then live streamed the resulting fiasco.
People pay for that shit.

wearable eternity becoming daydreamer balance autonomous erotica vampire apology available

June 13

bunny communication loophole habitual bewitching document largest daydreamer lavender bunny

April 1

wolves guaranteed vampire deletion mother almighty cosmic fashion born confidential

March 14

acrobat club bottomless truth polite biology available predict open sadness

March 10

Can't sleep - clowns are after me
Good thing I've got a weapon
Deadly Spider Gun (TM)

i shouldn't be so
confident right now but i
am, it sounds silly

because i am used
to having low self esteem
and now have pretty

high self esteem well
it's ironic I'm confident
and I'll deal with it

the way i see it
if i can do nothing right
then you've got me wrong

this life is scary
my own cells out to kill me
auto-terrorist

The hot new toy for
Christmas twenty seventeen...
Deadly Spider Gun

The only thing scarier than spiders
Are guns
The only thing scarier than these
Must be some sort of spider gun
Would that be a gun made of spiders
Or a spider made of guns?

Echoes in the spring
Rising sun overcome with joy
Petals fall sudden

Knife cuts among friends
Forgotten in front of joy
Music plays truthful

Summer spreads carefree
Singing bird destined to pass
Petals fall greedy

Struggles of fire
Autumn rain is free to be
Wolf howls with relief

a lot of growing
old is seeing the people
who had been around

as icons die and
become a part of the past
and then much later

historical icons

men have many good
qualities but women DO
balance a lot of

the excess of "men"
out and vice versa, this is
why two genders....erm...

plus

mow the lawn, think one
has all the time in the world
remember the H2O

avoid the bugs and
listen to the latest news
about scary stunts

i like the transcend
ent stuff right now, there's just this
in the now and not

enough relax, sit
tree, mountain, river sounds dumb
it isn't, shup up, watch

the poetry of the
romantic comes along when
it is time to put

away the childish world
of Pulp Fiction and the Gen
X Party Scenesters

But I will always say Mst3k is eternal

one wants to transcend
the nonsense of this
plane of existence

the other wishes
to roil in the samsara
and heckle the world

i tire of the world
of ugliness and conflict
Emerson Rises

if necessary, Lake and Palmer
as well

I, the one-eyed wonder worm.
I, the contraceptive Sponge Bob.
I, the goat sphincter stinked her away.

Nothing more to say.

6-6-6

I, the third eye

I, the sponge

I am everyone else

And I am only her.


APRIL 11 2017

don't take a bath when you're thirsty.

don't settle for wooden fruit.

let your life be bountiful

let it be okay to have the things you need

we can't be trusted with this flame

we can't be trusted to tend to it

we can't be trusted not to let it burn our lives down

and we cannot be trusted not to let it die quietly in our midst.

premature

immature

what we've lost we may never know

what we've lost we may never get back.

sometimes I pray we're given another chance

to keep it alive.

to care


APRIL 21 2017

Adam West pulled down more pussy than Hugh Hefner.
The Batman and Robin orgies are legendary.
If I were there, I would have been the Joker.
But were there drugs? That would have been ironic.

Na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na Batman!

Not quite a haiku, but that's okay.

i had to look that
up about Adam West, i
wonder if people

might check out the old
shows sooner or later, I
think they were ahead

of their time with the
speed that they went at, adam
is gone, quite a thought...

bye, caped crusader
bat signal fades in the west
and it's like, kapow !

well i hate to be
older, i want my body to
do my thing not do

it's own thing without
any sense it needs to keep on
trucking and working

People take easy
Over the inconvenient
There's less resistance

But what do I know
I'm just a guy that likes to
Haiku on the roof

i wonder why times
like these fall apart into
polarized sub sets

if you are into
yoga then your body just
might behave itself

the body fights with the
mind over who is in charge
eventually the mind

leaves the body and the
body dies, either the mind goes
up or down or comes back

Flush toilet and spray
My sensors detect methane
Congratulations

well you know if you
like pina colatas you
might just be on vacation

Idea: Smart Toilet
Congratulates when pooping
Also writes haikus