well why the hell do
i think the walking dead is
such a big show now

zombies should have large
overpriced coffees and smart phones
seems like real life :)

Asian shutterbugs
suck the life right out of me
like mosquito clouds.

Samsung cellphone snap.
See my glorious hot dog.
Like it on Facebook.

Social terrorists.
Children with Frapuccinos.
These are the zombies.

Apocalypse Now.
Real time live video blog.
It's not on the news.

Transplantation of
testicular fortitude
from deceased soldiers.

Your "freedom" is owned
by PepsiCo, McDonalds,
Facebook, and Twitter.

I cannot fathom
why you would celebrate that;
embrace your coffin.

What would Brian Boitano do?
He's surely kick an arse or two.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Amusing mountain
Friend from past is never lost
Insects fly naive

Lanterns swing troubled
I shine then I disappear
Metaphorically

Do not read between
The lines especially when
There's nothing to read

I wonder if cats spent a billion years
Exposed to humans
Would they become sentient?
I wonder what cat humor would be like
Abstract thinking
Metaphors
Religion
Keeps me up at night

I left the breadcrumbs
Beware the forest is deep
Avoid candy house

This life is simple
Panic attacks, orgasms
Life's complicated

I'm the only person I know
That watches cartoons in Norwegian
I don't understand much of it
I wonder how to speed up learning
Those rabbits come to mind
Bitcoins and TOR
Conspiring to help me
Accomplices to accomplishments
Hush-hush undertaking

Manic depression
Surfing emotion ocean
Sharks are everywhere

Once there was a man
He was humbly independent
One year he had a modest harvest
His barn was half full
His hungry neighbors asked for some
He gave what he could
Everyone had enough food

Once there was a man
He was proudly liberal
One year he had a small harvest
His barn was mostly empty
His hungry neighbors asked for some
He was very generous
He went hungry

Once there was a man
He was proudly conservative
One year he had a large harvest
He filled his barn with grain
His hungry neighbors asked for some
He refused so he could conserve
He had so much most of it rotted

Haikus are perfect
For the short attention spans
Of modern people

Haikus are perfect
For the short attention spans
Of modern people

what would this place be
like if it came alive again
but we can't live

the past again but
only remember and deal
with what comes right now

the thing about a
website like this is it feels like
the Internet i

knew, more of possibility
less of some guy in San Fran
wanting to be a

world dictator with
some transnational data
company eating us

One day at a time
damn that true catchphrase but it's
one day at a time

imagine trying to live them all at once, Tralfamadorians and Kurt Vonnegut!

Who is John Galt? the
one Zen statement Ayn Rand made
and the moment her

narcisstic world
view of Capitalism
transcended herself

I do think her view
is the side of the same coin
as Dialectical Materialism

but it has some good points
but only for certain seasons
of history

i keep going back
to Dark Side of the Moon in
my imaginary

jukebox, playing The
Pink Floyd over and over
and i thought boomers

hung on to those tunes
classics, come on this is our
heritage, The Wall

Parking lot tired bee
Drifts in search of a flower
Yet so far away

Does anyone else here fantasize about Trump being anally raped by a pack of rabid kangaroos or is that just me?

Old age is freedom.
Embarrassment vanishes.
Just as farts diffuse.

Digging for boogers.
Loudly farting and laughing.
Coffee shop annoyance.

You may think it's gross.
But it keeps the wife away.
And thus I have peace.

Sometimes I think about a person
I haven't seen in years
Then about a day later I see them
Sometimes it's awkward
Sometimes it's nice
Sometimes both
Memory flows tidally
I've got my eye on the moon
She never lets me down
I love her

Hear branches breaking
Terrifying in the woods
No big deal in town

World needs less mirrors
We can see ourselves just fine
Need self reflection

Who needs belief
When you have direct experience
I have food you don't know about
Had to go out on the roof to get it
Tripped but I didn't fall
I flew
Saw things from above
Still stuck down here though

Can't help it
My ancestors were genocidal
Like father like son
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Unless planted on a hill
But I think I'll be peaceful
Vote for me
I probably won't kill everyone
That'll be my campaign slogan
"I PROBABLY WON'T KILL EVERYONE"
First lady Morningstar
Get it?
Is this thing on?!

100,000 tons of plastic in the ocean
Missionaries told me they don't care
God will take care of it
Even though He told the first father
Replenish the earth
Maybe they were actually Satanists
And are oblivious
Don't worry God WILL take care of it
Human mass extinction event via
Supersonic tsunami
Biowarfare
Cull the herd
Depopulation
Popularity contest over
Only GMO humans will survive
Some sort of seal

Ask me for the truth
World where people are objects
And objects people

Dark wings unfurling
Environment deciding
Factor who to be

Mechanism of
Defense every animal
Some sort of weapon

is it bad haiku
if it isn't really haiku
then it is bad???

there's no release in
death, just an eternity
of suffering or grace

take your pick

maybe i'm a danged bore
a masochist after all
dealing with some health stuff

but it makes me want
to fight more and more and to
just win, driven by

revenge, the urge to
beat something that refuses
to be beaten, bad

superhero movies

Lint in my pocket
Nothing more to say really
pay attention here

Message boards matter
Current conventions splatter
Licking Mad Hatter

Separate yourself
told to you from birth to death
old man shits his pants

We may have no choice
Because there are diseases
Communicable

Junk food and disposable containers.
Obesity and pop music.
Am I wrong to want to live in a cave in the wood,
throwing my excrement at those who
happen upon my woodland domicile.
Asteroid, where are you?

I know this sounds strange,
but I think I want cancer.
There's freedom in death.

misunderstanding
these times are so demanding
makes me want to nap

politics are bad
long words confuse me help me
travel to russia

homophobia
homosexuality
completely different

i am a person
i am the moon, its white
california

Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster

Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster

Weirdest experience
Looking my father in the eye
No idea who I am
But he still recognizes me
Head injury
He got better

Once bread was something new
I wonder if there's a way to bring back the excitement
Maybe with a good marketing strategy
With a patient disposition
The food downstairs is boring
Compared to what I have in my room
I have told you don't know about

So there I was
Listening to multiple conversations at the same time
Semantic saturation is when everything sounds like gibberish unless its musical
The church bell rang out the time
All conversation stopped
Deja vu
Uncomfortable realization of mortality
A public epiphany
And then they start talking again like nothing happened
The private dream can become public myth

the paradox with
here is it was once the way
the internet was

irreverent, games
Generation X, pop moods
now what we have is

facebook and google
towers of babel waiting
for the stone to fall