idiots in charge
but i didn't vote for them
it's a shit sandwich

I shart politics
give me something I can eat
then post and repeat

sunshine and moonbeams
republicans and drag queens
media extremes

Plea deal:
While he's in prison
he can still get free foot longs
with extra mayo.

Jared starts and ends
career the exact same way:
getting in small pants.

Jared go to jail
Trading cookies for nookie
That is not right bro

It does not exist
Not even farts in the wind
No, not even this

It does not matter.
In fact, nothing ever has.
No, not even that.

i do not blame you
i don't even blame the shark
those fish are flakey

Starship Enterprise
Piloted by Polar Bears
Our future awaits

write me a haiku?
i see now why you didn't
'cuz you suck at it

Blame me if you please.
Your friend's bro's death is my fault.
Me and my foul bum.

You are ignorant.
I mean "man" in general.
"We" have over-fished.

Or....

Maybe sharks are mad
because I fart in the sea
when I go swimming.

you are ignorant
sharks don't eat abalone
he was a diver

Janis is lazy.
She does not remove the spam.
I want a refund.

It is only right.
We eat up all the sharks' food.
So the sharks eat us.

eaten by a shark
happened to my friend's brother
it was great (the shark)

Flying like a bird
Pooping anywhere one wants
Liberty defined

Eaten by a shark.
What an awesome way to die.
I could live with that.

They who roost in chats
Creating exclusive little
Clubs of fetishes

There once was a square.
All its angles were equal.
The same for its sides.

Then it went crazy.
It killed all the other squares.
And danced in their blood.

eye repeat myself
ewe are reading my non cents
sorry, I waste thyme

you all are cowards
or maybe sleeping right now
we can still be friends

eye found my posting
informative and useful
visit my web sight

howdy there sexy
can we play tic tac toe tags?
i get to go first

Stick hand in bear cave.
End up with hairy girlfriend.
You should not do that.

He's pounding his pund,
organizing his organ,
grinding the monkey.

churning bad haiku
parkinsonian poet
punding syllables

bees made of bonbons
tarantulas made of tarts
wasps made of wontons

Non-GMO food.
BBQ potato chips.
Organic Cheetos.

Stick hand in bear cave
End up with a bloody stump
You should not do that!

Gather night crawlers.
Do not cultivate tape worms.
You deracinist!

without bad haiku
as if from fertile night-soil
deracinated

no more letter i
we must eliminate it
also capital$

emotion discharge
will make you feel much better
do it here and now

With each breath you take
you suck in one of my farts.
Ain't chemistry great?!

... Well, not a whole fart,
but thousands of molecules
that were in my farts.

Science is awesome!
I even get paid for this.
I'm a dirty whore.

why do we play with
fire in some time periods
and get all peachy

gee whizzy, gluten
free in the next one? is it
irony is dull?

words just spill out on
years of keeping them trapped in
bukokski's sickness

we weave a web with
the words wandering where why
wonders, wasting time

Mystery is solved.
So that's how I got pregnant...
by sniffing your farts.

I'm afraid my work
Will be rehashes of some
Book I'm reading...word

I wish I could write as
Well as you all, but my star
Fell to Earth, wasted.

Fart Haiku #1538
My farts rape your nose.
Penetrate and violate.
Perhaps impregnate.

Here is a theory:
More than half of these haiku
composed on toilet

Pick them by their hair.
Or pick them by skin color.
Or pick them by how beautiful and/or large their genitalia are, in fact that should be a requirement, and we need a constitutional amendment saying that all public officials must have starred in at least 3 popular porn movies before being allowed to take office.

These are modern times!
Pick your leaders by hair style.
Make sure your vote counts

What is there to say?
You need meaning in your life?
Then get off the net!

Kill kill kill kill kill
Everybody kill kill
Then cha-cha and nap

Empty testicles.
Small erection rejected.
Try to snip it off.

Empty beer bottles
Application rejected
Try to sleep it off