it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock

buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly

well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)

fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks

the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street

The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain

If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam

exploring the basics
of life, trying to find the
place in the wide world

if it is at all
possible, wonders if the spam
can go away

Fat frogs like to sing.
Fat frogs eat fat mosquitoes.
Beavis does not care.

i have spent all day
on line wasting much of my
life for many years

wow these people are
too dignified to even
say bless you when i

sneeze

i can't post all of
the haikus now, 218
is just a number

Deep in buzzing mind
Returning to the blank peace
Reclaiming the whole

well i want to add
some haiku folks here to push
spam off of the site

i find myself on
the same places here and there
real life, work, and home

i am wondering
if slavoj zizek is posting
here as someone

well it used to be
the new media in check
with the old and now

it is the tool of
so many divergent forces
gone mad on world scene

in 20 years what will
the historians say on
all this porn we watch

it's become more of
a dadaist commentary
of what the net has

turned into

the on going storm
of social gatherings place
time name and stamp date

was here before

too much, too little
too late, too early over
and over again

Jello!
Eat the pudding pops.
They look like Bill Cosby's Shlong.
The girls know that's true.

Why they write "Hello!"
I will never comprehend.
Google likes manners?

This site's more splattered
than a blonde actress' face
when auditioning.

Sadly these are scams.
No wives will be satisfied
but the mob boss'.

For that matter is
It the Russian mob spamming
This site for money

Any latst requests asked
A martini, cigar
And a cheeseburger

Is any spot safe
From the roving eye of big
Data, or BFD?

Using tobacco
Buried my aunt, and it may
Kill me, yet I do

Any subculture you meet
Hardcore set, hangers on and
Initiates,tourists

We forget the child's
Innocence, party, sin, then
Have kids of our own

Go on to bake cookies

One way of life gives
Way to another folks die
Babies born and its

All been said and its
Gonna be said over and
So on and so forth

Wired to the world
Of mind control play, 5 years
Later, golf and bridge

The internet used
To be that thing hipsters and
Nerds had much fun on

Now what, CNN
Boner pills, Google, and no
More paper irs

Was on a collar
Making website, spam spam spam
But sexy collars

I find spam splattered
All over the place here, so as
Bad as my stuff is

Here goes

Sooner or later
The subtle gift emerges
A welcome surprise

The weather is warm.
I want to go out to play.
But I am grounded.

I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!

Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.

Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.

Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?

A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas

How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?

Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.

I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.

home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back

I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!

Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)