My undies are stained.
You might expect that from me.
But the stain is blue.

Don't call me evil
I am far beyond evil.
I get paid for math.

What the fucking hell?!?!
Soon it will be "bad SCAM poo".
And not bad haiku.

Disable live links.
Or more oft monitor posts.
Or just go offline.

Eighteen years wasted.
Creativity is moot.
Can a website vote?

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Emoticon spam.
Scamming you with a smile.
Scam loans everywhere.

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care??
Go eat Haagen-Dazs.



Stupid messsage board program will nix letters w/ accents but won't cut out live links.

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care?
Go eat H

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Time will remember
what we do from now until
Shoe gaze lobster bris

Expressive freedom
means forgetting who you are
while being yourself

Virginia Woolf
reading her made me throw up,
but in a good way.

Trouser lava rage
Mistaken identity
Shameful lab rat

She blows sperm bubbles.
They come out of her nostrils.
Like kids puking milk.

Cool autumn breezes
are only the beginning;
Fallen leaves don't care

I ate some black beans.
The beans will work their magic.
Today I will fart.

I will trade my beans.
If you have a magic cow.
We'll make giant farts.

Damn spam scam cram slam.
Wham bam ma'am ram jam lam yam.
Sam dam ham pram cam.

Nigerian loan or only pill scammers deserve ebola. Let us only hope it will spread there from Liberia.

Africans are pigs.
Ebola will cleanse the earth.
Praise mother nature!

Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.

Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.

I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!

LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.

Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me

Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.

Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.

a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest

Shrinks and hoes? Same thing.
You lay down, they work on you,
you pay by the hour

I need a life change.
Switch careers from whore to pimp.
That's what my shrink says.

No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.

ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.

Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.

you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain

on road
i kiss you
you stop breath

I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!

Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.

Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin

I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.

Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.

Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm

Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral

Goodbye!

Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.

sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out

Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain

underwhere
upper nothing
under manything

Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words

who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow

sun ask
for sky
night love

Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.

Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.

Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit

Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work