I'm only half done
why is the bank always closed
I need to go pee

and in walks a nun
how many bombs can we buy
i like braum's ice cream

I need more money
the biggest known prime will do
pi buys a coffee

now we should say this
suffleupagus ball hairs
better than "hello"

i don't unerstand
why they always say hello
we need a new one

fill it with nonsense
the Japanese eat it up
periods are dumb

get rid of the spam
a brand new can opener
recycle that shit

someone please stop me
there's a fly that I must kill
my butt is tired

my wiener is small
what popsicles do you like
gutters overflow

bar codes on produce
genetically modified
born with a tattoo

turbulent water
and other ginormous words
et cetera poop.

here's another five
checkout line conversations
ugly blue leg veins

old people fall down
I like to eat calcium
give me all the gold

typographical
two standard deviations
what a big canyon

here comes the money
I'm going to keep it all
chimpanzees eat fruit

fuck fuck! *in the wind*
she can make the biggest queefs
beep goes the cell phone

ash and vhs
tall trees blowing the wind
tires spin around

i forgot my thoughts
she wants a brand new penis
the running shoes talk

i don't believe you
fishing for change in sofas
she is pure evil

but does she love him
decipher the secret code
bell bottoms are dumb

cavernous twat hole
barney the dinosaur swims
animal crackers

milf toast perky boobs
chairs are things that we sit on
i don't like tattoos

calculus is fun
i like to have lots of cash
flowers drinking rain

"oh shit" she exclaimed.
the coffee is getting cold
wicker baskets full

wobbly table
seven more silly bull dykes
it's almost logic

Green donkey penis.
My little pony magic.
Incomplete sentence.

Spectacular stench
follows wherever he goes
Fabulous stink beast

Sorry butt! Yes you are!
You are a fat sweaty ass!
A big sorry ass!

should rest assured
the sweat beneath my scrotum
shall fully anoint

lampshade chenowith
redacted champagne passion
bally harrumph skit

whilst Scott Tenorman
remains my hero complete
sean hosts freak shows

My grammar is so bad that I once got trapped down at the bottom of a good. -- Bo Burnham

Yup, I can not count
I can't spell too good either
Plus my grammar sucks

Delete
51261
51262
51277-51281
And this one.

Goodbye Goodbye, OUT!
Be gone, go away, vamoose!
Spam is too fatty!

Okay! Time for work.
I will drink lots of coffee.
Paid by your taxes.

"Coffee! Far sweeter than a thousand kisses." Or so says J. S. Bach in his opera Cafe Cantata.

VHS's folks
had a child before him:
VHS beta.

The Green Solution:
Recycle the elderly.
In line VHS!

There is no breakdown.
If it don't work, it can't break.
Life! It's just stupid.

We see the breakdown
Of a life here but it is
Tragic to witness

Fuck, now I can't count.
See what you did, Mandingo!
This is all your fault!

Get free date rape drugs.
With two orders of Cialis
get a free roofie!

You know what I like?
Raping pit bulls with parvo.
Better than ice cream.

Mandingo can't count.
Look at the second sentence.
There's eight syllables.

Payday pawn shop heist
Didn't get away with much loot,
but I learned to love

Asking for trouble
While begging for forgiveness
Twisted up real good

Well, you say "hello".
But I say "goodbye", goodbye,
Goodbye and so on.

In hell the pill spammers will be afflicted with permanent erections and forced to have sex with Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush, Opera Winfrey, and Osama Bin Laden non-stop.

I shave my balls too.
I sold my folks to Kenny.
And I ate my pubes.

My balls are shaven.
I sold my pubes to Cartman.
I ate my parents.

Relevant events
Concerning pink elephants
What hope represents