The hotel had a
Tacky 60's Las Vegas
Sun dried charm to it
by Shirley Smothers
sun oil and towel
swipe the badge to your fave beach
summer as usual
by fabio sassi of bologna, italy
I like it darth, I
like it I love it...
fuck it it's summer
and the outhouses are out
shit in summer fun
by vhs
mind irresolute
body irredeemable
soul behind velvet
by Lush
Disgusting toilet.
Overflowing filth bucket.
Mosquito heaven.
by Darth Figpucker.
I understand how
you feel, I'd like some firm earth
to stand on as well
by vhs
well it's summer and
stormy sometimes, and then it's
quite sunny so shrug!
by vhs
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
by ash
yummy, water up
your ass and a dead chicken
in a shell, good stuff
by vhs
Dog stew with carrots!
I'm now in the Philippines.
And there's no TP.
TP is water.
Splashed up under your asshole.
Poured down your back side.
Balot egg for lunch.
A hard-boiled abortion.
Google balot egg.
by Anonymous Poet
people who write are
driven by ego, talent
all too human, and
only the words speak when
we are passed away, echoes
of who we once were
by vhs
history shows the
ruins of man's past living
foundations outside
by vhs
re runs of rock vids
queen ties the screen brian may's
guitar was home made
by vhs
old painting from the
90s, 8 bucks at goodwill
who is the artist?
by vhs
years of hoarding builds
obsolete items and trash
yard sales soon follow
by vhs
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
by vhs
a silent website
not quite 404 the world
overconnected
by vhs
at the drive thru a
bit of sarcasm gets a
cold look from a flip
by vhs
as we become old
more reactionary is
what we lose bad, good?
by vhs
well at least that got
five or six haikus out of
you, desert wine?
by vhs
disregard the guard
batter all bastions blindly
exalt in tumult
by Lush
repetition mine
like the rhythm of your time
mine a gentler clime
by Lush
hierarchy of needs
number one is fun, my son
a sine qua non
by Lush of pardon my Latin
my primary aim
alleviate this ass itch
noble pursuits lost
by Lush
my Important work!
I cleanse the system for us
who are we, shit soak?
by Lush
all hackers assholes
under cloak of purity
leave my asshole reamed
by Anonymous Poet
fuck you adobe
and your fucking flash updates
i'll read cave paintings
by Lush
were not a lot of
these haiku death poems as
samurai's last words?
by vhs
and my dear sir, what
if it was good writing you
are calling not good
by vhs
people can't conform
to my wishes or yours so
so...come as you are
writing classes are
full of egos, petty, vain
visonary, but they're
fucking classes, with
human beings like lush here
drinking himself down?
so compliment, you
are fucked, compete for scraps of
what, recognition?
by vhs
haiku are the capacitors, enabling complex thought and efficient transmission with limited waste and sustained conversion. epics and manifestos, by contrast, require a cooling mechanism or elaborate calculations for effective thrust upon the end system. This horrible metaphor will serve as my final complaint regarding non-haiku. These should be haiku first, and bad second. Otherwise, we're merely dealing in bad writing, such as this.
by Lush
I wrote a poem
hipsters crafted apps and frowned
each are ass loathsome
by Lush
actions however
bear rigid consequences
like a steam engine
by Lush
thoughts twice converted
rendered in stains on parchment
glorified and tame
by Lush
there are more ways to
live than any of us here
can fathom in our
short lifetimes, but a
breath in the eyes of God and
a blip on time/space
by vhs
when a person has
nothing more to declare war
on if this is their
life to live, does it
end like abbie hoffmann, turned
inward and explodes?
or do they find a
new reason to live and try
something different
by vhs
but here's the issue
when a person faces a
person that is the
very thing they hate
a "poet" yet decries it
words of war on self?
by vhs
laughs, so we're all the
poets, singers, sinners, to
the end we all kill
ourselves slowly by
being born, some die sooner
some die later but
oh we live that life
whilst we are alive, what world
is this, you and i
by vhs
Another quitter
bites the proverbial dust.
As all poets should.
All poets should die!...
Dye their hair bright orange and green.
Run up to strangers.
Assail them with
unwanted poems and filth.
And slowly kill them....
selves
by Anonymous Poet
frowns, paradox, when
I want to express myself
people walk away
when I don't want to
people want me to do so
so therefore I quit
by vhs
if arnold and snooki
can write a book about
their lives of course (ow)
(i like arnold, snooki, eh)
then what course has the world
of the written word gone
by vhs of sorry not a haiku
I see magazines
getting thinner and thinner
market values vs.
nostalgia for things
the niche market once mainstream
don't that beat all huh
by vhs
see on sea shores
many peoples sittings sun light
a hot bath
by otteri selvakumar of otteri, chennai, india
my life vacillates
though my problems are quite clear
and i'm one of them
by ash
bothersome optics
reflections perverse, inverse
damn you, retinae
by Lush
as for pleasure's sake
I'd sooner run a finger
then eyeball a screen
by Lush
indexible tomes
thousands per hand held device
a purpose served... sure.
by Lush
caress the cover
moisten finger, turn a page
storage underground
by Lush
we speak as I hope
lovers of books, but I say
the kindles? take off...
don't these techie
"threats" come along and then the
boom, it often busts
by vhs
So what do you mean?
(By digital Media?)
pdf and Word?
Haiku with questions.
I hope that that is okay.
Or I'll die of shame.
You won't find my book.
on one of those e-readers.
Burn all Kindles now!
Click on the link for the word doc.
by Darth Figpucker, spamming evi1. of Satan's outhouse.