Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

this day is complete
vhs got all wistful
my heart is engorged
Haiku # 49512, April 12, 2013 5:48 pm ET
by Lush
if the printed word
goes under then will there still
be places to sit, read?
Haiku # 49511, April 12, 2013 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
took the bait, chat troll
lined, swallowed, hooked the anger you've
it's all about me
Haiku # 49510, April 12, 2013 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
one prof asked the class
"stuff? what is...stuff???" and stuff seems
stuffing, undefined

(as well)
Haiku # 49509, April 12, 2013 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
let's keep adding to
this cornucopia of
stuff, monkeys typing
Haiku # 49508, April 12, 2013 12:54 pm ET
by vhs
so it's a real cut
up situation room here
and I'll add my own
Haiku # 49507, April 12, 2013 12:54 pm ET
by vhs
"There's too much haiku.
These people just need to stop."
Said no one ever.
Haiku # 49506, April 12, 2013 11:01 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Must be a record
To have had a bloody troll
For almost 10 years.
Haiku # 49505, April 12, 2013 10:57 am ET
by Janis
The joy I receive
From reading all this damned verse
Is worth all the cost.
Haiku # 49504, April 12, 2013 10:55 am ET
by Janis
Has it been that long?
The hosting fees of Janis
Must be substantial
Haiku # 49503, April 12, 2013 10:36 am ET
by Cornea Pete
We're bringin' it back
Making the five-seven-five
In a new decade
Haiku # 49502, April 12, 2013 10:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I could blame my own
genetics, but irish and
temper, cross to bear
Haiku # 49501, April 12, 2013 7:19 am ET
by vhs
brain waves ascatter
two heads upon a platter
how shall I decide?
Haiku # 49500, April 12, 2013 3:41 am ET
by Lush
these captcha visions
are better than Burroughs' clips
inert poetry
Haiku # 49499, April 12, 2013 3:40 am ET
by Lush
I herein declare
thank Janis for your archives
these bytes don't crumple
Haiku # 49498, April 12, 2013 3:38 am ET
by Lush of nostra gblayu
gin saturation
tissues expelling toxins
within molecules
Haiku # 49497, April 12, 2013 3:36 am ET
by Lush
ahoy ye matees
I abandonded ship for shore
yet missed the tumult
Haiku # 49496, April 12, 2013 3:33 am ET
by Lush
Ash with a chainsaw
Evil Dead in two-ish weeks
Man date with my bros
Haiku # 49495, April 12, 2013 12:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
it's a tradition with
the gay stormtroopers comments
I should say I know
Haiku # 49494, April 11, 2013 11:27 pm ET
by vhs
Nippress and Ash
Gay Sex
All day long
Haiku # 49493, April 11, 2013 10:21 pm ET
by i am back
Bob should be joinin'
Soon enough he'll be coinin'
A five-seven-five
Haiku # 49492, April 11, 2013 5:02 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
all work and no play
almost make me a dull boy
and then Grimes reminds
Haiku # 49491, April 11, 2013 3:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Haikuin' again
Rekindling this romance
Just what I needed...
Haiku # 49490, April 10, 2013 10:44 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
heh heh heh heh heh
oh shit, no comment sometimes
you just gotta hear it
Haiku # 49489, April 10, 2013 12:41 am ET
by vhs
Nuclear-powered masturbatory reflexivity elongation enhancement.
Get it now while supplies last.
Satisfy your wife and 6 mistresses tonight with your glow-in-the-dark swollen spongy tissue.
Thank you Wal-mart.
Haiku # 49487, April 9, 2013 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many goodbyes
too many goodbyes, to folks
the words always hurt
Haiku # 49486, April 9, 2013 11:45 am ET
by vhs
mouse ears. beach movies.
america's girl next door.
you'll be missed Annette.
Haiku # 49485, April 9, 2013 3:27 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
thank you Margaret
for your service to the world.
goodbye iron gal.
Haiku # 49484, April 9, 2013 3:24 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
you see that wave that
is the icon of this site
the wave keeps going...
Haiku # 49483, April 8, 2013 12:22 am ET
by vhs
david rushkoff said
the reason soap operas
do badly is the now

generation lost
the sense of narrative, I
say, "The Real World" then
Haiku # 49482, April 6, 2013 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
and so the world turns
the ending of dark ages
a new day dawning
Haiku # 49481, April 6, 2013 6:31 am ET
by ash
your angry wit is
a dose of medicine to
a world gone dormant
Haiku # 49480, April 5, 2013 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
that is what I want
to see, this place to keep the
tradition alive

the wit of the net
as it once was, not this thing
sanitized, made flat
Haiku # 49479, April 5, 2013 12:24 pm ET
by vhs
I'm so serious
Someone is sitting somewhere
and this is their job.
Haiku # 49478, April 5, 2013 10:30 am ET
by Janis
So that ViaSPAMgra
Pretty sure it's not a bot
Mechanical Turk?
Haiku # 49477, April 5, 2013 10:29 am ET
by Janis
You know what I love
About this old old damned site?
Just its existence.
Haiku # 49476, April 5, 2013 10:26 am ET
by Janis
not just at easter
in one form or another
we all bear our cross
Haiku # 49475, April 5, 2013 6:55 am ET
by ash
well at least old me
hasn't lost the art of that
beloved trick the typo
Haiku # 49474, April 5, 2013 1:26 am ET
by vhs
I liked the idea
people had memories but
now social chagers

want to change the one
great meaning what it means to
be "human" dear grace
Haiku # 49473, April 4, 2013 12:18 pm ET
by vhs
well as long as I'm
here irritating people like
I've done for years then

maybe the insult
meter can keep the natives
finding new ideas
Haiku # 49472, April 4, 2013 12:21 am ET
by vhs
my inspiration
has become less vigorous
on many levels
Haiku # 49471, April 3, 2013 12:59 am ET
by ash
but must the story
end, the narrative die and
the words stop coming
Haiku # 49470, April 2, 2013 9:20 pm ET
by vhs
this place is dead
Haiku # 49469, April 1, 2013 7:07 pm ET
by vhs
just like kerouac
said to bill lush, you can't quit
the shakespeare squad man
Haiku # 49466, April 1, 2013 1:38 am ET
by vhs
well this is how it
becomes quieter, the board
becomes a ghetto
Haiku # 49465, April 1, 2013 1:36 am ET
by vhs
alright then, fuck it
morons abound and robots
I quit, goddammit
Haiku # 49463, March 31, 2013 5:30 am ET
by Lush
Terrorism

Cultists unleashing
into underground tunnels
canisters of sarin
Haiku # 49461, March 27, 2013 8:06 am ET
by Boghos L Artinian of Beirut
Anaphylaxis

Mast cells releasing
into human blood vessels
granules of histamine
Haiku # 49460, March 27, 2013 7:55 am ET
by Boghos L Artinian of Lebanon
today's generation
someone said we are the last
to know what albums

are, and so Gen Y
seems to like albums for
some reason...

God bless Gen Y about albums
Haiku # 49457, March 25, 2013 1:39 pm ET
by vhs
in the world of run
away machinery don't
we miss "irony?"

Haiku # 49456, March 25, 2013 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
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