Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 299 Days and 77255 Haiku later...

don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215, November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214, November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213, November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212, November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211, November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210, November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209, November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208, November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207, November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206, November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205, November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204, November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203, November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202, November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199, November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198, November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197, November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196, November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195, November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194, November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193, November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
did it have any
impact whatsoever, that
voice, after their time
Haiku # 48192, November 21, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
I need to recall
however, when we all die
all we said is left
Haiku # 48191, November 21, 2011 12:08 am ET
by vs
I prefer spare words
for I cannot afford the
grand words, or spare change
Haiku # 48190, November 21, 2011 12:07 am ET
by vs
prior is haiku
for excess syllables are
scarcely audible?
Haiku # 48189, November 20, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
pop culture blender
thought that i should never see
poems suck so hard (sotto voce: "as mine")
Haiku # 48188, November 20, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by Lush
old shows are revived
all because timing is right
hey beavis, change it
Haiku # 48187, November 20, 2011 11:36 am ET
by bs
hand me the remote
there are too many channels
with nothing to watch
Haiku # 48186, November 20, 2011 6:03 am ET
by indiana
A lone Crow Cawing
A cold and misty morning
Not another sound!
Haiku # 48185, November 20, 2011 4:14 am ET
by William
like flour and water
and yeast there's many kinds
of bread in this world

but we do not live by it alone
Haiku # 48184, November 20, 2011 3:18 am ET
by vs
betwixt grief and hope
i sally forth bewildered
in prime ecstasis
Haiku # 48183, November 20, 2011 1:12 am ET
by Lush
by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182, November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181, November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177, November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176, November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
How geecky is it
hold Haiku conversations
on Paranoia
Haiku # 48175, November 19, 2011 7:41 am ET
by William
gooden morgen, when
the next dot com bubble pops
snap crackle, crash? pop
Haiku # 48174, November 19, 2011 7:15 am ET
by bs
errant wonder drifts
everted prism conflates
singular array
Haiku # 48173, November 19, 2011 3:31 am ET
by Lush
while empathy reigns
the bastard in me refrains
costing benefits
Haiku # 48172, November 19, 2011 3:23 am ET
by Lush
finding some merit
in bs, despite volume
minds at work in verse
Haiku # 48171, November 19, 2011 3:21 am ET
by Lush
bs, schmee-ess boys
indy is okay by me
paranoia, ahoy
Haiku # 48170, November 19, 2011 3:19 am ET
by Lush
just call me, Indy
way to save on syllables
unlike in Facebook
Haiku # 48169, November 18, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by indiana
i could be crazy
myself, paranoid, a bit
deluded, and vain
Haiku # 48168, November 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
Well you should not say
i don't like some one who's a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48167, November 18, 2011 12:56 pm ET
by William
I hope I'm wrong, and
I'm just overreacting to
some words on this site
Haiku # 48166, November 18, 2011 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I don't like indiana
I think he's genuinely a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48165, November 18, 2011 12:22 pm ET
by bs
dead men telling tales
of a floating surreal life
in midnight garden
Haiku # 48164, November 18, 2011 8:05 am ET
by indiana
I am a shy and
rural creature, unused to
the hustle bustle
Haiku # 48163, November 17, 2011 11:49 pm ET
by bs
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