Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 310 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

damn it, someone just
had to mention snacks in the
fast haiku drive thru
Haiku # 48073, October 17, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
addictive haiku
like literary pringles
you can't stop at one
Haiku # 48072, October 16, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by ash
Type Haiku Here?
I wouldnt know where to start.
I'll pass, Thanks. Oh, wait...
Haiku # 48071, October 16, 2011 4:28 pm ET
by Jaydee
ayn rand said greed came
from "the looters", we can say
who loots now tricked up

and so it goes, in cycles
Haiku # 48070, October 16, 2011 12:57 pm ET
by bs
seeking only peace
We are confronted by greed
How much is enough?
Haiku # 48069, October 16, 2011 6:24 am ET
by William
honor ritchie
blend all your apple products
safer that way
Haiku # 48068, October 15, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by rsb of san francisco
honor ritchie
silence all c devices
the world would end
Haiku # 48067, October 15, 2011 8:23 pm ET
by rsb of san francisco
canada or in
new england same crisp apples
and the pumpkin lights
Haiku # 48066, October 13, 2011 12:59 pm ET
by bs
Signs that winters here
Yellow grey light speaks of cold
The wind stops for snow.
Haiku # 48065, October 13, 2011 7:25 am ET
by William
yup, will's good one about the stars...

cycles of death and
rebirth, the stomach of a
worm, the leaves of trees

the starlight close by
converts rot into new leaves
fruit, eaten, again...

the seed is contained
in each passing DNA
and to time's ending
Haiku # 48064, October 12, 2011 11:48 pm ET
by bs
older yet again
seems it happens more often
as your years run out
Haiku # 48063, October 12, 2011 7:50 am ET
by ash
Grey wind scolds my back
The Suns sudden departure
How I hate Winter
Haiku # 48062, October 11, 2011 4:56 am ET
by William
A stars light delayed
To reach us. A Billion years!
But is it still there?
Haiku # 48061, October 11, 2011 4:45 am ET
by William
( :) )

ASCII
the beginning of a face
made with these symbols
Haiku # 48060, October 10, 2011 2:26 pm ET
by bs
On Radio four
BBC poetry please
Not haiku but good
...
Haiku # 48059, October 10, 2011 6:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this place has been here
too long to let yourselves just
become stone prophets...
Haiku # 48058, October 10, 2011 2:52 am ET
by bs
just saw that steve jobs
just passed away, and to think
a vision is lost
Haiku # 48057, October 6, 2011 1:41 am ET
by bs
in every war what
is won and what is lost but
cycles of power
Haiku # 48056, October 6, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
hi will...

the heads in the "clouds"
the clouds cloud the mind and and
I can't see the sun
Haiku # 48055, October 5, 2011 6:45 am ET
by bs
I like whats written
and I try to add to it
Obviously failling?

.Submission error???
Haiku # 48054, October 4, 2011 5:35 pm ET
by William
Sorry im so late
I have been away abroad
Just wanted to say

That I am a male
Yes males are competitive
But complimentary

I like what
Haiku # 48053, October 4, 2011 5:32 pm ET
by William
I wish I had some
wisdom to offer, perhaps
it all comes with time
Haiku # 48052, October 4, 2011 9:06 am ET
by bs
gen x isn't me
i was born in the fifties
and now i'm in mine
Haiku # 48051, October 4, 2011 7:36 am ET
by ash
everyone is dying
but we seem to be living
I guess we should be

breathing
Haiku # 48050, October 3, 2011 3:02 am ET
by bs
all right, well you're still
here...if we're gen x and I'm
the christian nutjob

don't we have a destiny to fullfill?

Haiku # 48049, October 3, 2011 3:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's late in the night
and people are dying here
some faster than me
Haiku # 48048, October 2, 2011 10:40 am ET
by ash
one generation
post-modernizes something
then, back to basics...

(yes, you are right)
Haiku # 48047, October 1, 2011 11:29 am ET
by bs
my flippant comment
is as much against myself
as anyone else

let me explain that :
we are all killing haiku
isn't that the point ?

i would implore you
don't take me seriously
i certainly don't
Haiku # 48046, October 1, 2011 7:28 am ET
by ash
the box is a coffin
we all go to it in the end
me you, everyone

all is vanity
death is the universal
Haiku # 48045, October 1, 2011 4:01 am ET
by bs
it is a fight to
be understood, and to die
the vanity, for they

did not want to understand
it was of no use
Haiku # 48044, October 1, 2011 3:59 am ET
by bs
I've often wondered
if my faith can overcome my
genuine hatred

of the people who
post haikus on this website
that is the real life fight

going on in my spirit
as rediculous or entertaining
as it might seem to you

to me it is a battle
between mature response
walking away

or going ahead and treating
say ash's comment with a deadly
seriousness which

probably is way out of proportion to those who
would continue to

respond likewise to my reactions
Haiku # 48043, October 1, 2011 3:57 am ET
by bs
I also notice the
low blow and I also wonder
how low I can go...
Haiku # 48042, October 1, 2011 3:53 am ET
by bs
it's vanity really
when one style says it is better
than someone elses

if it is thrown to
another less friendly crowd
lions to christians

you have been there
you should know better
Haiku # 48041, October 1, 2011 3:48 am ET
by bs
well, as they say, in
the end of course, ashes to
ashes, dust to dust...
Haiku # 48040, October 1, 2011 3:38 am ET
by bs
in regard to art
this isn't competition
it's a massacre
Haiku # 48039, September 30, 2011 8:03 am ET
by ash
you notice the guys
seem to compete even when
writing haiku works?
Haiku # 48038, September 29, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
Buch is German for
Beech as in tree but not so
for TP poems
Haiku # 48037, September 29, 2011 11:59 am ET
by bobrarian of Washington, D&C
metaphors of self
my box, your box, I can't think
five seven five, oui.
Haiku # 48036, September 29, 2011 6:48 am ET
by bs
People get angry
When we won't fit in a box
But the box is theirs!
Haiku # 48035, September 28, 2011 7:20 am ET
by William
think outside the box
any walls are just constructs
of your own making
Haiku # 48034, September 27, 2011 8:52 am ET
by ash
I am in a box
built from years of bad choices
and I am still there
Haiku # 48033, September 24, 2011 9:37 am ET
by bs
fine, shut the damn thing
down, american government?
kindergarten or first?
Haiku # 48032, September 24, 2011 3:11 am ET
by bs
the thing is the stuff
here isn't always "bad" 'ku
it just is haiku
Haiku # 48031, September 23, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by bs
Upon reading that
I set to writing Haiku
Immediately ...
Haiku # 48030, September 23, 2011 4:57 am ET
by William
Upon reading that
I set to writing Haiku
Immediately ...
Haiku # 48029, September 23, 2011 4:56 am ET
by William
if i stop and think
it's not always right away
that i write away
Haiku # 48028, September 22, 2011 10:52 am ET
by ash
the spirit remains
devoid of all habit, the
voice remains sans words
Haiku # 48027, September 22, 2011 3:02 am ET
by bs
whatever happened to
the raw clay of this golem
called the Net, did it

go mad because some dumb
Jewish mad rabbis made up
the mind to make it

work for them on the
days of Sabbath? does this beast
of digital clay

need to become clay
once again, devoid of life
remolded, and reborn?
Haiku # 48023, September 17, 2011 12:50 pm ET
by bs
I hate fucking cells
I'd love to take every one
of those things and shove

it up the ass of
each and every owner of
one, fart ring tones bitch
Haiku # 48022, September 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
Still Pony-bagless
Want my money back right now
Naked Android phone
Haiku # 48021, September 16, 2011 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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