Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

whatever happened to
the raw clay of this golem
called the Net, did it

go mad because some dumb
Jewish mad rabbis made up
the mind to make it

work for them on the
days of Sabbath? does this beast
of digital clay

need to become clay
once again, devoid of life
remolded, and reborn?
Haiku # 48023, September 17, 2011 12:50 pm ET
by bs
I hate fucking cells
I'd love to take every one
of those things and shove

it up the ass of
each and every owner of
one, fart ring tones bitch
Haiku # 48022, September 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
Still Pony-bagless
Want my money back right now
Naked Android phone
Haiku # 48021, September 16, 2011 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some things do not change
because the people still have
the core who they were
Haiku # 48020, September 16, 2011 11:11 am ET
by bs
Should have been "fixture"
I'm so terrified right now
please leave Mr Moth
Haiku # 48019, September 15, 2011 7:19 pm ET
by still h8in of 2nd circle of hell
Terror in the sky
Annoying my lighshade
Damn you, dusty moth!
Haiku # 48018, September 15, 2011 7:15 pm ET
by moth_h8r of hell
Golden coloured sun
Must i say good bye so soon
you just arrived.
Haiku # 48017, September 14, 2011 2:26 pm ET
by William
still here and yawning
the changes that come with the
times break the spirit
Haiku # 48016, September 13, 2011 8:28 am ET
by bs
well we all come to
the roast now and again so
what's all this spice now?
Haiku # 48012, September 12, 2011 10:18 am ET
by bs
cookin' like old times
nothing beats a barbecue
except beating meat
Haiku # 48011, September 12, 2011 8:20 am ET
by ash
I admit I have
not had the delight of the
experience of spam

cooked for breakfast
spam eggs sausage and spam, and
spam spam baked beans and spam...
Haiku # 48010, September 12, 2011 2:49 am ET
by bs
If we had some spam,
we could have some spam on toast,
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 48009, September 11, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
a few men can change
the world into a dungeon
because we stood back
Haiku # 48008, September 10, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by bs
never did I see
my words turned to prostitutes
whores for data

stored forever and nothing
nothing but the sheer delight
of mankind as gadget

my curse on generation geek

my curse on this tower of babel
Haiku # 48007, September 10, 2011 5:26 am ET
by bs
I feel like taking
my own life over the loss
of books as a form

of media
Haiku # 48006, September 10, 2011 4:17 am ET
by bs
nostalgia for that
old DIY moves out when
the sharks done move in
Haiku # 48005, September 9, 2011 2:14 pm ET
by bs
one more drop in the
ocean of bad haiku, we
are funny fishies
Haiku # 48004, September 7, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Holding a straight line
with all of lifes twists and turns
In these challenging times
Haiku # 48003, September 5, 2011 5:07 am ET
by William
call of the haiku
beckons me like a siren
take me back, grandma
Haiku # 48002, September 1, 2011 10:47 am ET
by ash
Crochet hook in hand
she chains a long warm cozy
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48001, August 30, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
entropy is the
state of the world being born
soon it all dies down
Haiku # 48000, August 28, 2011 8:28 pm ET
by bs
I hate gardening
All that work which lasts a week
Then start allover!
Haiku # 47999, August 28, 2011 7:57 am ET
by William
So your healthy then
specially body functions
Important to know?
Haiku # 47994, August 27, 2011 5:10 am ET
by William
The sky seems as blue
As it did this past winter
Wind sings a new song
Haiku # 47993, August 26, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Boy has root canal
No laughing gas, no comfort.
Sadistic dentist.
Haiku # 47992, August 26, 2011 9:22 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera fl
one two three four five
syllables in first stanza.
Haiku is a success!
Haiku # 47991, August 26, 2011 9:20 am ET
by vieracatlady of viera, fl
Nothing feels quite right
Restless, irritable days
Balls in a bear trap
Haiku # 47985, August 23, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Thoreau of :eicester
Absurd injustice
Pressing like a monstrous turd
Come enema! Purge!
Haiku # 47984, August 23, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by Thoreau of Leicester, UK
they're here today then
they're gone tomorrow just no
warning, voices fade
Haiku # 47983, August 22, 2011 7:48 am ET
by bs
time is such a joke.
one day or ten trillion years..
ZERO things matter.
Haiku # 47982, August 22, 2011 12:15 am ET
by ajl
I am not sure what
to say at this time to bless
you all with sweka
Haiku # 47981, August 21, 2011 3:19 am ET
by bs
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now its an eyes blink
Haiku # 47980, August 20, 2011 2:54 pm ET
by William
When we were children
A year lasted forever
Now it
Haiku # 47979, August 20, 2011 2:53 pm ET
by William
some days are the shiz
waking up early for work
i wouldn't count those
Haiku # 47978, August 20, 2011 7:59 am ET
by ash
Each new day we wake
and an adveture unfolds
challenges and fun
Haiku # 47977, August 18, 2011 3:56 am ET
by William
another day ends
before you can catch your breath
another day starts
Haiku # 47976, August 17, 2011 9:54 am ET
by ash
submission error
in this timeless cyberspace
sad mistakes endure
Haiku # 47972, August 9, 2011 8:05 am ET
by ash
Scolded by the world
he retreat back into Hell
thats where the trolls live
Haiku # 47971, August 8, 2011 3:37 pm ET
by william
Scolded by the world
he retreat back into Hell
That
Haiku # 47970, August 8, 2011 3:35 pm ET
by William
Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You'll walk in circles.
Haiku # 47969, August 5, 2011 11:35 am ET
by William
Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You
Haiku # 47968, August 5, 2011 11:33 am ET
by William
a blessed angle
stopped to rest among the trees
renewing the way.
Haiku # 47967, August 3, 2011 12:25 pm ET
by mundane
a growth of flowers
lives with bee activity-
carefully i tread.
Haiku # 47963, August 2, 2011 9:57 pm ET
by mundane
thinking doesn't pay
how am i spending this life
and who gets the change
Haiku # 47962, August 2, 2011 9:06 am ET
by ash
songbirds chirp greetings
i look for a bit of shade-
to sit and share crumbs.
Haiku # 47961, August 1, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by mundane
many silences
streams flowing water gurgles-
noontime breeze shakes leaves.
Haiku # 47960, August 1, 2011 8:25 pm ET
by mundane
across the valley
where my feet sink deeply in-
the meadows green grass.
Haiku # 47959, August 1, 2011 7:59 pm ET
by mundane
living in this town
i long to walk the tree line-
into the valley.
Haiku # 47958, August 1, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by mundane
leave me where i lie
my soul is ripped from my heart
i don't want to live
Haiku # 47957, July 31, 2011 5:04 am ET
by ajl
oh busy sundays
ephemeral employment
but repetitive
Haiku # 47956, July 30, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
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