Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 363 Days and 77357 Haiku later...

Aspergers Syndrome
Would just about sum him up
No understanding!
Haiku # 47121, June 14, 2010 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
carrion crows and
vultures have their way here while
song birds fly away
Haiku # 47120, June 13, 2010 7:57 pm ET
by Bad Haiku killing fields
Unfolding of life
Ironing out the creases
Making just like new
Haiku # 47114, June 13, 2010 9:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What is it to live?
Brief pause between birth and death?
Or celebration?
Haiku # 47110, June 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by William Nippress
scroll down the endless
drivel here essentially
a barren place

sad commentary
on those who publicly dredge
up their lower selves
Haiku # 47109, June 12, 2010 10:39 pm ET
by euthanize this site
Sorry Vince, I'm the
Site admin ... just trying to
Re-plug the asshole
Haiku # 47103, June 12, 2010 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
'Tis herein resolved:
I'm a colossal asshole.
--Debate Squad DoucheSmack
Haiku # 47099, June 11, 2010 3:03 pm ET
by Lush
banned from the office
thanks for thinking i'm a troll
your site admin sucks
Haiku # 47098, June 10, 2010 8:49 pm ET
by vince
Just got a card from
consensus reality
we just don't get you
Haiku # 47097, June 10, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Buddhabandito of Erewhonewyrdna
Slowly they migrate
From north to south. Huge sand-dunes
Sounds of tinkling sand
Haiku # 47096, June 10, 2010 4:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
well given how I
feel about this place I think
silence is golden
Haiku # 47093, June 10, 2010 2:15 am ET
by bs
It's so quit in here
Wow It's like I've come aboard
the Mary celesta

Perhaps i now know why the crew all abandonment ship.
Haiku # 47092, June 9, 2010 6:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
A spotlight on life
Every human emotion
wait and it is here!
Haiku # 47091, June 9, 2010 9:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Copper colored hair
Highlights of pure gold. she said
It just looks Ginger
Haiku # 47090, June 8, 2010 12:16 pm ET
by william Nippress
All she does is smile
We men tongues out, come running
I guess we're programed
Haiku # 47089, June 7, 2010 8:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Just cant help ourselves?
I can't help myself
I'm loosing it for this Anne
A pretty woman
;-)))
Haiku # 47088, June 7, 2010 8:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Ooops! Too many been's
Thinking of Anne has got me
Charlottesville in Sept?
Haiku # 47087, June 7, 2010 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Tempting but who knows
Never been to the been to the US.
Not sure I want to
Haiku # 47086, June 7, 2010 8:32 am ET
by William Nippress
No decision yet!
Budapest, Thailand, Vietnam
Maybe Charlottesville"?
Haiku # 47085, June 7, 2010 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Charlottesville Email
a happy smiling woman
Shall I go or not
Haiku # 47083, June 7, 2010 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
In a few seconds
your life can change forever
mark well your time here.
Haiku # 47074, June 6, 2010 11:10 am ET
by Eric Milburn of San Fransisco, CA
The gleam of sharp steel
Cutting through your so dull mind
A desolate place.
Haiku # 47073, June 6, 2010 8:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I am the reason
You wish you could write like me
But you can't do it

Your childish insults
Your a child who can't succeed
Mommy told you that.
Haiku # 47072, June 6, 2010 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
To be so central
Be constantly on your mind
That's Hero worship

Your hollow insults
your life is so meaningless
Without me here

You need me so much
without me you are nothing
A sad sad zero.
Haiku # 47071, June 6, 2010 8:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Floating on a sea
of absolute calm my mind
is free to wonder

Through my thoughts with ease.
No limitations or walls
Freedom just to think

The impossible
Now becomes reality
new horizons call
Haiku # 47068, June 6, 2010 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress of Daydreaming.
Loose morality
God put that word in my work
I stand corrected. :-)))
Haiku # 47065, June 6, 2010 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
beyond argument
those who spell loser looser
define irony
Haiku # 47064, June 6, 2010 6:09 am ET
by ash
Hero worship me
Show me how important I'm
to your so sad life

You can't help yourself
write about your total lack
of success with Girls

Tell us about your
Sad total looser lifestyle
rejected by friends
Haiku # 47063, June 6, 2010 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
The deepest dark thoughts
Same theme! Never repeating
Such varied content

Emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Haiku # 47062, June 6, 2010 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Such a non-waste of time
I am affected by it all
I can only cry...W00t!!!
Haiku # 47060, June 5, 2010 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 47049, June 4, 2010 11:46 am ET
by test
Such a wast of time
Unaffected by it all
I can only laugh
Haiku # 47048, June 4, 2010 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Your stay here is short
survival of the fittest
just like that your gone
Haiku # 47047, June 4, 2010 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Sunshine on my back
Welcome reminder, "summer"
So nice to see you
Haiku # 47046, June 4, 2010 8:01 am ET
by William Nippress
For the good of all
Eskimos leave old behind
The old all know this

May appear cruel
Part of the cycle of life
So that no one starves
Haiku # 47045, June 4, 2010 7:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Mik
Haiku # 47044, June 4, 2010 7:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
drool lines my mouth, for
you don't notice me, i burn
to feel your touch on my face
Haiku # 47040, June 4, 2010 12:48 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
pain is my need, now
but love is waiting for me
i was lost in hate
Haiku # 47039, June 4, 2010 12:45 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
bastards son in thought
directionless, breathing death
motionless, never more
Haiku # 47038, June 4, 2010 12:43 am ET
by sonny badwind of EARTH
You may as well ask
How long is a piece of string
As long as you want
Haiku # 47031, June 3, 2010 2:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Holding onto life
Striking a claim to this Earth
We exist with grace

Our hold is fragile
Earths crust gives us permission
under sufferance
Haiku # 47025, June 3, 2010 12:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
To shave or not to
That is the question to ask
Better than greybeard?
Haiku # 47021, June 3, 2010 11:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bikers up in Arms
Rights and Justification
Asked to pay parking

restraint and managed
Council justifying it
Not making sense

Words go back and forth
But. Never the twain will meet.
But they must still pay
Haiku # 47020, June 3, 2010 7:28 am ET
by William nippress
always returning
without ever leaving;
a perrennial
Haiku # 47018, June 3, 2010 4:36 am ET
by liza
cenobyte's bad haiku
is appearing on twitter
technology. Good?
Haiku # 47017, June 3, 2010 1:38 am ET
by cenobyte of Regina, SK, Canada
and still it's raining
i'm so bored i cleaned the house
it's cabin fever
Haiku # 47016, June 3, 2010 1:29 am ET
by ash
pure vapidness
the stench of it lingers here
in its' vainglory
Haiku # 47013, June 2, 2010 9:08 pm ET
by variation of Janis theme
stealthful removal
haiku "DESAPARADO"
when it suits Nippress
Haiku # 47009, June 2, 2010 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bright blue sky brought tears
i lay still on cool green earth
later, she kissed me
Haiku # 47008, June 2, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by vince
bottom feeding site
offers nothing but puerile
to bathe oneself in
Haiku # 47007, June 2, 2010 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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