men in uniform
zapooper the storm trooper
as gay as can be

i'm glad you said "holes"
as in plural..so double
penetration goes

want entertainment?
we'll drill holes on your PC
and let you fuck it

this site is worthless
like toilet stall graffiti
but not as funny

price for cup of joe
helps underpriveledged kids
get a cup of joe

oh those who seek that
control of money and faith
find their efforts naught

bad haiku gestalt
profane a touch daft fun and
fetishes abound

bad haiku does not
matter when all that matters
is in this moment

haikus shifting sands
and slippery slopes we change
the rules on our whims

glanced upon hillside
through a falling veil of snow-
single yellow leaf.

like all I love rides
on that one act of getting
my life together

still putting off what
really needs to be done in
life that's pathetic...

like the interludes
you suck, loser, even those
dumb meditations...

but still, meditations

haiku in the moment
haiku in the future
haiku in the past...

it can be all things
to all people, which is why
no one is pleased here?

haikus can be what
ever the frak we want like
what is poetry?

the whole point of koan
in zen, to shut up hear the
waves. What about you?

history of birth
i am here on this planet
and that is the truth

you say correctly
haikus should not be discourse
then invite discourse

with haiku challenge
"history equals lies..prove
me wrong"..lies it is

Little interlude
I like the sentence "You suck"
I think it's funny

It's snowing again
Will I get to Julia?
Beautiful woman.

Will she or won't she?
She's coming from Germany
To Tango with me.

Surely not surly!
But I don't know? It still fits.
Although not context

Haiku I believed?
Was an essence of pure thought?
Distilled to Haiku

No matter that this site is "Badhaiku" Surly the principle is the same it should not be a discourse? That is better done on The site "Wordsmith"?

Killers ask question.
Am I human or dancer?
The answer? Neither.

Inspired by the song "Human" by The Killers

jung said to freud "ah
I think I'm a string tied well"
frued shook his cigar...

"I'm afreud not, ach
perhaps it is ze nike yes
archetype, issues

with ze mother, ya
wanting you to be a sprinter?
mythological, consheets..."

jung said "oh anima...
just do it!, I just want to
play schome tennis, ya?"

this site has it all
bulk psychopathology
and longevity

actually no me
it's me again, what can be
said but why waste time?

no i'm not stupid
who else could spew for this long
i'm just pathetic

but some groups will just
never be open, just file
by choice, and new schools

of art and literature
open from these when
bloomsburg grows grey

Will, it really does
offend me when he trashes you
you seek to dance

When I am at "war"
I am unforgiving, and
almost blind with rage

call it what you will...
ego of my own, old chip
it's hard to let go...

what do you see as
wise, smart, agreement, what do
you really want with

your paens to dance
your little writers clique and
a word published? gads

same here mates, me neither

now if you wanted
real stupidity it would
be real life anger

directed at one
the angry drive by comment
the mugger on the street

the wino down
and out in the street who knows
no other way, what is

stupid, to cater
to bend over, to offer my
ass to asses on here

elitism offends
me because it makes me think
these people who have

a sort of "schooling"
mocked on Supernews, "Hipsters"
out in space passing

it takes a village
idiocy and not to
cater to their own

self awareness...in
fact, a samsara sandwich
of the same 10 year

ego trips, failed BAs
posting their "poetry" and
mocking others who

let the idea they might
react to bullying and
thus bully, in return

Minds just like torn clothes
Caught on the barbed Wire of life
Raged, untidy.

Two men Multiple personalities

I was just thing
The work looks just the same
bs and vs

take my electrons
as my love spam your Inbox
seduction by ink

zapruder caught on
tape having gay Star Wars sex
with Ash and William

the closet replete
varied garbs smell of YS bs
and perhaps septic

I've nothing to say
but I want to be noticed
I'll just talk louder

let you go on with
your own issues, or someone else
will settle them for you

I repeat tim hortons
shall rule this roost despite
my angry outbursts

and despite this man
who thinks subtle tactful
i don't give a damn

well, if you have no
thing to lose, then you are nothing
and no loss therefore

lose yourself

then again we could
threaten you with patience, prayer
and a bit of faith

you might think you can
win against that, but we know
and we will win this

may someone put your
threatening ass in a box and
wrap you up so we

can get on with our
lives and you can fuck off
and die a whackjob

well ranting and raving
attracts jackals and trolls
so I shall leave it at

that...

what if someone does
something constructive then psycho
rather than destructive

will you put all effort
into destroying that good action
until you realize you

are but a Goliath
mocking the God i believe in
that's what you're fucking with

I think what's really
scary for the criminal minded
is actual life itself

they've lived a lie
so long, they have no fucking
clue what the truth is

you know you are worth
less than the shit I whipe off
my ass, that's why you

want others to do
the work for you...bums, scum, junkies
best to see you in

a box with bars...forced
to live with the consequences
of your stupidity

I've had experience
with the kinds trying to provoke
a fight, drooling losers

little murdering children
never growing up, it's not
my fault as they get

put away at 41
in a jail cell, it's someone else's
it's best to let you

do each other in
over your drugs and your crap
you people are scum

and you know it, and
you hurt others because it makes
you feel good

you worthless piece of
suicide threatening shit

talk of suicide
it's not suicide if you
wish it for someone

else...it's murder

you can die in your
own time, my own life is to
go on, thou scoffer

let the crispy kremes
come! break open the seventh
seal so dave tennant

becomes the Doctor
again!

Nippress and Ash. Gay sex