Blood drips on the tree,
Staining each golden leaf,
Beckoning autumn.

not quite sure just yet
all access pass.. orrrr.. all you
maaaaaaybe mind reeeeader

procrastination?
they say it's the thief of time;
dont feel like checking

Some naked old man
Lingers in the changing room
but he never swims

When you swam in front
Stray pubes escaped your gusset
- Now thats attractive

You want my respect?
Can't even wipe your fat arse!
- respect yourself first

Body fascism
must never be permitted!
Ok fatty - sure

"People dont even look"
thinks obese swimming woman
WRONG!!! - you made me puke!!!

Just want to swim lengths
Get out of my fucking lane
Obstacle buoy

the boulder rooster
rocks can't fly, but this one can
protects the treasure

a child's tantrum
or malfeasance of a judge
rigorous mind set

*****it's felix culpa*****
at fault by fortunate fate
artful child so

desire to peacock
mark my territory such
cock and pee like dog

All the sissies saying
I was am a sissy
Got to laugh out loud

BA BA BA Cheers
I think of ya
As my imperial friendess

shook it, i got it
decision to sex now
just shows hatred for the successful

couldn't hang on
tapdancin' on ice
understanding my dynamix

opened the door for trouble
POLICE entrapment
curing the complexes on me

Let 'em grind me down
Wasn't the Master of Adjustment
And so it was my Ass

Pam should've been my dog
Couldn't put aside nuff to buy her
Dogs got nothing on me

William oh william
shame on you
William

FOR BETTER OR WORSE

200 YEARS DOWN THE LINE
FINDING OUT ABOUT MILOS
THEY'LL REWRITE ONE'S HISTORY

Muscular tension
Is a real pain in the neck
Morons are stressful

Christians, Muslims
Jews and more - faith based lifestyles
A misguided chore

The friends of reason
are the only true friends of
humanity - true?

Friday afternoon
At work, my mind is elsewhere
Would rather take nap

On a conference call
and not paying attention.
So what else is new?

Search is kind of borked.
"Derek" yields only new poems.
Error in the code?

Unequivocal
Movie Recommendation:
Snakes on a Plane, bitch!

crystal and puppy
rockin her two kids to Dave
ever did she go?

maybe to some house
that is infested with mice
after being kicked

okay be subhuman
submit me your goofy pic
can't see my facial..

luaghter and not so
this makes no sense to no one
too true bad haiku !!!!!!!!

sorry about the spill
I will do better haikus
after I get rest

A turd in the pool?
What sort of freak would do this?
fecal buoyancy

Streamlined way of life
manic mindless world flows by
I remain unchanged

Nobody here has
the same strategy in mind.
Damn. Snakes on a plane.

Morgan Ensberg was
Batting so well in April.
Query: wha' happened?

A Six Six B Eight:
My spambot-killing code is
A sign of the times

Haven't spoken with
Haiku gurus in too long
Babies are trouble

Giving up giving
Up smoking; I'm no quitter!
Never felt so good.

Last time I was here
The web design sucked somewhat
But now it looks cool

W.B. Yeats
West Frankin St. Irish Pub
has authentic food

stimulace of sense
touch the inteneration
free from purity

Reign abnegation
Lame in rain, assignation
Shameful relation

Little bug in code
Discovered just this morning
Fixed! Fuck off spambots

remember the letter
comparing handwritings
and other idiot, morbid ideas

i think now those cops
that were sreaming, alluding
back in a day

that milos was guilty
for death of jon bennet
should pay in their blood, amen

speaking of love..huh
the four letter SQUARE DANCE
forget eating pi

finally reached a point
home or boiling, moral game
apex of my mind

Beer condensation
Foiled by "No Fat Chicks" Coozie
Hail the modern age

I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.

Weak captcha seems borked
Back to ye old drawing board
War against spambots

Ju lii ette
I like your
balcony

Yeah I know it sux
9 years of open posting
Comes to a quick end

Pre-Op Transgender
From God; Return to Sender
Pudenda Bender

Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope