Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77388 Haiku later...

you go america
until we bombarded
now you some pay
Haiku # 35008, March 14, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
we hold you here
until you death
we bombarded you no
now you little pay, yeah
Haiku # 35007, March 14, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
2tymin' son of a beeyatch
we bombarded you no
now you some pay
Haiku # 35006, March 14, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
This haiku painting
the internet, my kind of
old hat religion
Haiku # 35005, March 14, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A little sparrow told me
Another Iscariot bastard
Grinding down again
Haiku # 35004, March 14, 2006 4:21 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
I'm quite fond of hats
I like red fuzzy ones that
I can hold on to
Haiku # 35003, March 14, 2006 4:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I too have been touched
by His noodly appendage
I'm a believer

Haiku # 35002, March 14, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Janis; Opiate of Masses
surveying hands roam
shy her feline back arcs
a line of beauty
Haiku # 35001, March 14, 2006 1:02 pm ET
by jane bond
Ode to climate change
Those who deny you exist
Haven't been outside
Haiku # 35000, March 14, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto the warm?
secret joys unwrapped
jewels shudder from her skin
bliss her sapphire eyes
Haiku # 34999, March 14, 2006 12:52 pm ET
by jane bond
languid lips parting
roses, blushing, bloom on breasts
i kiss to inhale
Haiku # 34998, March 14, 2006 12:44 pm ET
by jane bond
sensuality
slowly mouthing silken skin
she gleams in moon shine
Haiku # 34997, March 14, 2006 12:36 pm ET
by jane bond
Anonymous poem
Please leave me out of it all
It's really creepy
Haiku # 34996, March 14, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Janis
Dear Betty Lebomb,
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism:
old hat religion.
Haiku # 34995, March 14, 2006 9:17 am ET
by Ali bin Aqbar
My apologies to Janis. My
last comment... never intended to imitate haiku. Farewell.
Haiku # 34994, March 14, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Am I not human?
If you prick us do we not bleed?
Pray God, Bassanio
*
Pay attention here
Come to see me pay his debt,
And then I care not!
*
Pray listen to me
You prick us, do we not bleed?
Hasten to my side
*
If you poison us
Will we then not feign to die?
Tickle us we laugh?
Haiku # 34993, March 14, 2006 7:52 am ET
by Apologies to Shakespeare
am i not human ?
if you look deep in my heart
there's cholesterol
Haiku # 34992, March 14, 2006 7:29 am ET
by ash
why dis attitude
cos we'd rather latitude
than a platitude
Haiku # 34991, March 14, 2006 6:24 am ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 34990, March 14, 2006 6:21 am ET
by My outlet is Bad Haiku
Dear Janis I love you
Well not you but what you do
Bad haiku
Haiku # 34989, March 14, 2006 6:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Marshlands misty cloak
Secrets glimpsed then gone again
Drifting changing hue
Haiku # 34988, March 14, 2006 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Dear Janis don
Haiku # 34987, March 14, 2006 5:57 am ET
by Who takes care of you?
Have you been touched by
Flying Spaghetti Monster's
noodly appendage?
Haiku # 34986, March 13, 2006 11:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thong pushed up and out
warm sausage squeezed from a tube
throbbing with trans fat
Haiku # 34985, March 13, 2006 10:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In modern design
sequins wrap her body in
a tight cylinder
Haiku # 34984, March 13, 2006 10:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
laughing at the dead
someday I'll pay the price too
but for now, I laugh
Haiku # 34983, March 13, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by Daryl Chang
rare disease is rare
but death is really common
fear doesn't change that
Haiku # 34982, March 13, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by ash
I hate bad haiku
Oh yes I do it is true
I hate bad haiku
Haiku # 34981, March 13, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Janis
Praise... to the men of
morals, caring, but endure
other... PROFILING!
Haiku # 34980, March 13, 2006 12:18 pm ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
By the way I
Haiku # 34979, March 13, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Who looks out for you?
Of relationships
Most of us are self centred
Many weak, selfish
*
Married but alone
Just had a conversation
Wife badly let down
*
She thought she may die
Hereditary disease
Rare but a huge threat
*
She
Haiku # 34978, March 13, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Who looks out for you?
The evening laughter
collapses like a balloon.
A raw nerve exposed.
><
Silence turns solid.
One word could split her atom.
I make some coffee.
><
A hard stare obtrudes.
My apology stumbles.
I wear the coffee.
Haiku # 34977, March 13, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Jacket of Java
Everyone get down!
Don
Haiku # 34976, March 13, 2006 9:34 am ET
by Hoodie of Asboland
Get out of my field!
You
Haiku # 34975, March 13, 2006 9:24 am ET
by Rambo the Rambler
behold tiny monkey
watch him swoop,watch him circle.
i am fond of sponges
Haiku # 34974, March 13, 2006 8:37 am ET
by marsha mellow. of spazkadoodle
Blancmange pleasure domes,
Soft-whipped ice cream minarets,
kiss tipped marshmallows.
Haiku # 34973, March 13, 2006 8:23 am ET
by I like tits
acknowledge my sloth
feeble are my synapses
be horizontal
Haiku # 34972, March 13, 2006 8:16 am ET
by ash
Damned in a knife flash
sending one soul to heaven,
the other to hell.
Haiku # 34971, March 13, 2006 8:11 am ET
by Mack the knife
.. ..-. .. - -- ---
Haiku # 34970, March 13, 2006 7:51 am ET
by MORS VERBORVM MEAM ANIMAM LENTE PERDIT of INSVLA LONTANA
jet lag off shift work
my mind kind of wandering
subtle exhaustion
Haiku # 34969, March 13, 2006 7:27 am ET
by ash
sitting in the night
beneath the autumnal sky
as dark as ever
Haiku # 34968, March 13, 2006 7:12 am ET
by ash
when my brain don't work
it kind of makes me worry
excepting i can't
Haiku # 34967, March 13, 2006 7:06 am ET
by ash
If you feed me sponge.
That would be nice, i got the
Funk its in a box.
Haiku # 34966, March 13, 2006 6:17 am ET
by Marsha Mellow of shatter resistant ruler.
Its fun using names
Disguise my identity
Mighty meaty mate
Haiku # 34965, March 13, 2006 6:02 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
My wet mouth breaks free
Draws rings around her nipples
I tease her erect
Haiku # 34964, March 13, 2006 5:58 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
She
Haiku # 34963, March 13, 2006 5:55 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
My hand touches her
Shuddering with urgency
She softly murmurs
Haiku # 34962, March 13, 2006 5:46 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
emo's like to cry
there so sad and want to die.
and wear eyeliner
Haiku # 34961, March 13, 2006 5:41 am ET
by marsha mellow of a filing cabinet?
Languid, nude skin screams
Joyfully undress secrets
Bare smooth breasts entice
Haiku # 34960, March 13, 2006 5:40 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
The succession starts
Springs early awakening
White snowdrop carpet
Haiku # 34959, March 13, 2006 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
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