waiting by the phone
perhaps next week I will give
her my phone number

Ah, delerium.
I stayed up all night last night
talking to myself.

A relationship?
I'd rather get another
apadravya.

well, ashes to ashes
ash aside we all turn to dust
so living or dying

in the end it is all
the same so might as well
live, pathetic is opinion

yes everyone should die
they're all vomit, they suck
grandma has a penis,
the old man in the mountain fell in
and my life is worthless but at
least I have cheese.

proof I need to get
a life if I'm paying one
bit of attention...

Well, I just popped in to see
what was going on, now...if anyone
can get me right...I don't want to
kill anyone but myself so...

People can pretend if they like like
I did, but if I'm still around to answer to all this silliness

A foolocracy
of imbecilic cretins
who are all inbred

Buddy have you read your stuff?
IT

We do know!
You

Hairs burn yet leaves splash.
Hail waits yet flowers return.
Walking hail clashes.

NOT MINE

Respect out VietCong captors,
they were freindly fellows and we
could learn a few lessons from
them. So do not say bad things
about them.

Respect the North Vietnamese,
For they tortured us reall good-
like in the war...bamboo shoots
up the fingernails....whoda thunk?

Winger, Poison, Trixter, all bands
with big hair that I love

Moo Moo, I love you
I know you're a cow but hell
anything will do

"Willie! My man!!"
Alf, 1980

I put a ken doll down the ass side
of my pants and jacked off....that
is even cooler!

I put a naked barbie doll down my
pants and jacked off....how cool
is that??

(in gay voice) "Hellooooo! Where
did my cosmopolitan, gay accepting
european drink go??"

Dead Sea Shells Worship
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead

Electric Dark
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion

Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more
you toot!!

I had a mixed drink
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street

multipurpose beads
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them

i'm a bartender
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever

what's with me today
why am i up so early
why do i exist

Jimbally jumblies
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs

do you have nightmares?
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so

more lies to be told
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience

the world is frightful
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day

suckling my cock
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies

Perfumed cities wake.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.

someone is jealous
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid

It is quite fashionable to be me
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
SOME FREE BIRD!! WHOO HOOOO!"

wow, i have readers
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you

I resemble that remark!!

Shot Her With A Gun
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life

love is in the air
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss

peace is possible
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow

sosa corked his bat
another cheating wetback
really no surprise

..laughing with my beer
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly

so I washed my balls and dick
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish

woke up this morning, took my
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish

Lost in her absence
She

Her touch is gentle
As is her mind, loving all
No chance for goodbye

Youth

Flower to flower
Her mind wanders like a bee
For sweet things in life

I stair at her face
New lines and wrinkles are there
When did you get old

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