Insemination
I could do my coursework but
Hey, I'm a student

That haiku down there
It's not mine, which is why my
name is not on it

Komm, meine W

Elvis is not dead
I talk to him when drinking
He goes to my pub

Smells like fried food and
cigarettes....must be DALE
EARNHARDT!!!! HAHAHAAAA

Elvis is dead already!!!!

"DAYYYYLLLLLE IS GAWWWWWD!!!
I CAYNT GO ON NO LONGER WITH
OUT HIM!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my gawwwwwd!! Dale Earnhardt
is dead!!! The world is in pain and
mourning!! Ha, haaaa...white trash
dirtbag losers!!!! He was a chump
and an alcoholic..thats what ya get
for driving drunk!!

The Viet Cong know how to
torture the vets....they have the
technique down and should be
well respected for that.
"DAYYYYLLLLLLLE EARNHARRRRDT"
...who by the way was drunk when
he crashed. Not to mention he was
a trailer trash dirtbag just like all
of his fans

Best not to comment
Or I

Passing strangers laugh
My strange words seem to amuse
Keep churning them out

I read submissions
Customary courtesy
Keeping me polite

Peanut size Hailstones
Bounce ten feet high in the air
Take shelter in doors

Shadows race black clouds
Lightening strikes show us the scene
Cold rain stings my face

Public is too smart
To fall for that now? Aren

Interesting though
Those days they could get themselves
Portrayed as heroes

Did you mean Nixon?
And his administration
Or just someone else

Respect Viet-Cong
For they repelled the fascists
From the USA

30457,30458,330459 not mine

Respect the Viet Cong,
For they tortured our soldiers,
REAL GOOD-LIKE!

not mine, not mine, not mine, not
mine, not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine, not mine,
mine not, mine not, mine not
none of these poems are mine
i write them all and claim nothing
not mine, not mine

30456, 30457, 30458 not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine
not mine

auroras dancing
the transit of mercury
all i see is rain

i remain confused
my life is like lift music
going up and down

off to therapy
the vacant silence shimmers
reflecting white noise

hold your horses, son
or you won

That was obvious
But the question still remains
Would that stuff be true?

Daddy is that you
You can come home now its safe
Keep the false beard though

30434 ,30443 Not mine

down the marshy land

I lust the paper work girl
i am a jerk off
Renee Lets Fuck

Surf the web all night
my hand is sour
feet are wet

I pity the fool
Who writes irrelevant shite
Like you fools have done

Summer break come soon
but I will sitting here
typing my brains out

inspection of property
leasing space in society
can't even pay for privacy

I am the hippest guy in town.
I wear only the finest pimp gear.
Women love me.
They should, cause I am godlike.

weeds, beeds, seeds, leads, i got
needs, can u bleed, please take
heed, i like the band creed, i have
a friend with last name sneed

WHAZZZAAAAPPPPPP!!!! HOW ALL
MY HOMIES AND PEEPS DOIN??
AIGHT THEN, HOWZ YALL DIGGIN
ON MY BLING BLING??? YEAH
BAYBBEEEEEEEE...ITS DA
BWOMBBBBBBBBB!!!"""

before plane, back in
Baltimore, Aquarium
and sa-weet duck tour

Washington and Abe
Korean and Albert walked
monumental walk

duck tour, XMen and
another museum, art
this time, didn't get

history...nature
first has gone pc, second
keeps real with dinos

spy museum cool
air and space imax 3-d
walked to the white house

gnome and me back
saw Baltimore lose, almost
made Sportscenter clip

SF IS BACK, SF IS BACK, SF IS
BACK. LOCK UP YOU SONS,
GRANDFATHERS AND OTHER MALES,
HE GOES THAT WAY YA SEE.

"Wjilliam Nippress.....the man,
the legend, the comic book hero,
and now........the William Nippress
acton figure!!! Yes, it is fully
poseable and has opposing thumbs!
Get 'em at Walmart and Kmart
while they last!!"

Oppression of the white man
must stop. We have been held
back too long. The NAAWP is in
effect and will protect our rights
against unfair discrimination..and oh yeah, I want reparations for my
German ancestors who were kicked
out of the coutry by Kaiser Wilhelm

William Nippress For President
In 2006, "My way or the highway"

The needless murder
Perpetrated by the good
Fuels the terrorist

"Hi bunny furrrrrrrrrrr!! It's your
awopwane!!!" Lubs you!!!