Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
this pussy just purrs
I did not have claws out scot
just enough for grip
Haiku # 23548 November 25, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by mellie
peace to you mellie
sixth place is just fine with me
put those claws back in
Haiku # 23547 November 25, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by scot/ch
pissing in the wind
is still not a good idea
even if you squat
Haiku # 23546 November 25, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by scot/ch
well okay maestro
have your baton ready sir
I'm second fiddle

or that could be mox
ash is the star performer
and scott is all wind
Haiku # 23545 November 25, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
well, seems like all the
disasters are slick to start
consuming U.S. folks
Haiku # 23544 November 25, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an exploding bomb
if filmed and played back slowly
would seem quite peaceful
Haiku # 23543 November 25, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by scotch
thirty-eight minutes:
the time the states would have used
the oil spilled off spain
Haiku # 23542 November 25, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of sobering statistics
coming round the track
well behind betty lebomb
i finish in sixth
Haiku # 23541 November 25, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500 (now for some scotch)
jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540 November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
coming up on jewel
i hear "ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft"
hope she gets that fixed
Haiku # 23539 November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500

kenneth extension
anyone remember him?
see ya, old timer
Haiku # 23538 November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
with my helmet on,
a thumbs up from my pit crew,
full throttle haiku!
Haiku # 23537 November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
waves disrupting air
support bouyant melodies
afloat with rhythm
Haiku # 23536 November 25, 2002 11:56 am ET
by maestro
years first snowflakes fall
coating all the land in white
so pretty it is
Haiku # 23535 November 25, 2002 11:36 am ET
by some internet chick
ants crawl in the sand,
flowers grow in the spring time,
nature is living
Haiku # 23534 November 25, 2002 10:43 am ET
by duckman
ash/moxie beware
my volume is on the rise
verse claims horizon
Haiku # 23533 November 25, 2002 10:35 am ET
by maestro
Oh beloved, mine
Hair doth shimmer, eyes glisten
Lame haiku for you
Haiku # 23532 November 25, 2002 10:28 am ET
by maestro
My date is plastered,
I am not drinking at all,
alcohol is weird
Haiku # 23531 November 25, 2002 10:20 am ET
by dumbo
On this 'day of Mon.
I mourn the endweek now interred
May she are eye pea ???
Haiku # 23530 November 25, 2002 10:08 am ET
by maestro
I do hereby fill
The "(necessary)" field with
Syllables seventeen
Haiku # 23529 November 25, 2002 10:03 am ET
by maestro
gwenhyfar, I know
shelter of certain worn clothes
love and loss at once
Haiku # 23528 November 25, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
memory lapses
befall me noggin' often
the last was maestro
Haiku # 23527 November 25, 2002 12:39 am ET
by maestro
anal ones may ask
why persist if bored as hell?
most cool domain name
Haiku # 23526 November 25, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a bored neophyte
devoid of motivation
cares not to compete
Haiku # 23525 November 25, 2002 12:34 am ET
by maestro
hideous he shouts
row after row of bright red
byzantine horses
Haiku # 23524 November 24, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Mr Horse
Anonymous Poet
Thanks so much for your offer
but I'll have to pass!!
Haiku # 23523 November 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
the whole idea of
posting on a website
masturbation of words
Haiku # 23522 November 24, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Mox
it's how you feel about
me ap that makes that so
I can't control that
Haiku # 23521 November 24, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mox you don't even,
come CLOSE to being as good
as a kidneystone.
Haiku # 23520 November 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, the big mistake
is to pass judgements like
kidney stones on people...
Haiku # 23519 November 24, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by Mox
cold cemetery
standing in his over-coat
I stand corrected
Haiku # 23518 November 24, 2002 12:49 pm ET
by ...better (barely)
cold cemetry
standing in his over-coat
I still feel his warmth
Haiku # 23517 November 24, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
ash, tried to email
in a fit of nostalgia
address didn't work
Haiku # 23516 November 24, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of of Boston
the buddhists tell us
all of us can be a god
but it takes some work


jungians tell us
all together we are god
as simple as that


you say god's up there
passing judgements like the law
well i'll be damned
Haiku # 23515 November 23, 2002 8:50 pm ET
by ash
some internet chick,
my penis will warm your breath,
show some love for me.....:)
Haiku # 23514 November 23, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The logs would tell us
Whether they are one or two
But it matters not.
Haiku # 23513 November 23, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
guess we'll never know
gwen and/or boston gal same?
it's just poetry
Haiku # 23512 November 23, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by both ok with me
hmm, I sat down with
Santa Claus today
Teach me something

sit on his lap?
Haiku # 23511 November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do I hear something?
Could it be, no way! The good
ol' boys, back again!
Haiku # 23510 November 23, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Dauktrclaw of ???
ach, Russian
smelleth as beets
with the need for solid martinis
Haiku # 23509 November 23, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just when I thought you
were finished, you come back here!
Enough! Suck my kiss!
Haiku # 23508 November 23, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Alkieboy of In Between
Alister Crowley, was Libran
and forever, sought the Whore to
make his Great Beast

Whole
Haiku # 23507 November 23, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me devotchka,
I return with your phantom
Crushed in my hand...
Haiku # 23506 November 23, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by FellowNarrator of YOU KNOW!
they note a reaction
but what's the example
that will save your souls from hell?
Haiku # 23505 November 23, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
man is competitive
on a Satanic level
this website is a prime example
Haiku # 23504 November 23, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man would like to set
himself up as God and will
cry no fair on Judgement Day
Haiku # 23503 November 23, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, ash, I believe
you speak the competition
of MAN who would set himself
up as God. Hell is full of
such people...Hitler for example
Haiku # 23502 November 23, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
indulge no fear, ash
over shoulder none encroach
do spew the haiku
Haiku # 23501 November 23, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by maestro
was just wondering
gwenhyfar and boston gal
written by same hand?
Haiku # 23500 November 23, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by inquiring minds think so...
a break in the clouds
the wind and the lone heron
together take flight
Haiku # 23499 November 23, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar