Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Hey! Man! You're disres-
PESPCTING ME! You gotta
keep 'em seperat-

ed
Haiku # 17543, November 29, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
"I may not be a smart man but, I do know how to type words on a computer..."

What's this about bad
times, they run out sooner than you
think... A beer can help.
Haiku # 17542, November 29, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by Moxie


so life isn't a
grid system? Does that mean it's
just non-linear?
Haiku # 17541, November 29, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by Zippy of listening to the lounge version of the Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia" Pol Pot! Pol Pot! (strings and tambourine accompany)
somehow, while beaten
down in the worst trough of bad luck
i got a boyfriend
Haiku # 17540, November 29, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by k_against_believing _in_it_all_happens_for_a_reason
unemployment is
going to run out soon, my
luck just isn't good
Haiku # 17539, November 29, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by k_against_sunshine of when it rains it pours
went to traffic court
and to my surprise, the young
asshole cop filed

the paperwork on my
case. Charges not dismissed! I'm
pleading NOT GUILTY!
Haiku # 17538, November 29, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by k_against_the_police of all for a left turn at 4:05 in a 4-6pm no left turn zone...cops suck!
the dark goddess is
on the prowl looking for a
few good dark times!
Haiku # 17537, November 29, 2001 2:45 pm ET
by Moxie
new day dawns here
waited up for my bad girl
she danced her butt off
Haiku # 17536, November 29, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by mellie
i like my women
the way i like my coffee -
i'm out of coffee
Haiku # 17535, November 29, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by scott in 2D
i like my women
the way i like my coffee
cold, black and bitter
Haiku # 17534, November 29, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by scott in 2D (not original, but a good one - and I can't believe it's haiku!)
Coffee covers me
on the inside, tip of tongue
to black tarry heart
Haiku # 17533, November 29, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
walking down revolution
people harass me
no soy un gringo
Haiku # 17532, November 29, 2001 5:19 am ET
by dino of san diego/tijuana,mexico
some family joules
elevate inherent mood
currently lacking
Haiku # 17531, November 29, 2001 12:18 am ET
by ash
Increase the voltage
The current will also flow
Ohm's consequences
Haiku # 17530, November 28, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
Here they come again
The killer peas attack us
There is no escape
Haiku # 17529, November 28, 2001 5:39 pm ET
by Barry of Dublin
This place should be on
fire, creative voices lighting
up the hot worlds here
Haiku # 17528, November 28, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Ijaci
Rubbers a flying
High tension dying and in
its place, bull shit.
Haiku # 17527, November 28, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
man, I must like abuse!!!
:P...to play the game
is to add ammo to a rut
Haiku # 17526, November 28, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Shakes head...

Some other time...
Haiku # 17525, November 28, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Moxie
things are looking up
newtonian reflector
collecting photons
Haiku # 17524, November 28, 2001 5:57 am ET
by ash
full saturn ascends
heavenly body rising
astronomers gasp
Haiku # 17523, November 28, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
what's up with the doc?
lost his masterful control?
shocking haiku ash, eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Haiku # 17522, November 28, 2001 5:49 am ET
by mellie, :-)
whatever.

( too few syllables
but still satisfying to just say )
Haiku # 17521, November 28, 2001 5:13 am ET
by k_against_
electroconvulsive therapy
has too many syllables
but the right impact

it isn't haiku
but it is therapeutic
(no extra charge)
Haiku # 17520, November 28, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
Has B.O.

Swamp mist, eyes water
Haiku # 17519, November 27, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
Ah, S.O.B._

A yellow snake eats
The robin's lone precious egg
Haiku # 17518, November 27, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Two Haiku by Basho
weird that the submit
script didn't allow this when
I tried it before
Haiku # 17517, November 27, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k of i tried this yesterday and received an error...figured janis had written filters, so i withdraw my congratulations but am secret


I often feel strange
like an animal up a
tree, or a painting.
Haiku # 17516, November 27, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by k
at least my scrabble
abilities improved with
all of this free time
Haiku # 17515, November 27, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by k_against
it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse
Haiku # 17514, November 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_turkey
gotta use it up -
how about a sandwich of
and ?
Haiku # 17513, November 27, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by scott in 3D
It's cloudy, I'm here
I'm breathing, it's all life
and it's all right
Haiku # 17512, November 27, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
they wake up to their
own hatred, and aren't set for
anothers anguish...

Haiku # 17511, November 27, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
ECT?

I am intrigued
---
To speak thru haikus
seems rather harsh and not
really, who you are...
Haiku # 17510, November 27, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Who cares, as he brushed
off the feet, let the one Above
deal with Sodom and Gomorrah

often the evangelicals say that when
you dust off your feet and ignore
the "small stuff" it will condemn the
person who is behind it
Haiku # 17509, November 27, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie
If I killed myself
if anyone did, I would be in Hell
and I could not escape...

Here I can at least, leave
and not see someone pretend to
be me to get me to react...

If I didn't, it would stop
Haiku # 17508, November 27, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie of the pretend moxie, to him
That last long thing wasn't me...
I don't think "truth" is respected here though
Haiku # 17507, November 27, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
haiku therapy
poor second to e.c.t.
more power to you
Haiku # 17506, November 27, 2001 6:46 am ET
by ash
depressed and need help?
then find someone who does care
for the likes of you
Haiku # 17505, November 27, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
I am sitting alone tonight
wondering why won't they understand
that I am just depressed and
I need help

it's hard living in a place where it's not
so readily available

so let me write my own haiku and leave me alone
Haiku # 17504, November 27, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Moxie
What if I just killed myself
tonight? Wouldn't you feel bad
Mellie and ash you would just not
care

but I am always with God at least
and if I just want tonight
He would care
Haiku # 17503, November 27, 2001 6:18 am ET
by Moxie
my kind of soul mate
might suffer it's own anguish
it belongs in me

and who gives a hoot
so I despise self loathing
wake up to one's self
Haiku # 17502, November 27, 2001 5:05 am ET
by mellie
Oceans of self pity
only last to entertain
in some small world bars
Haiku # 17501, November 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by Moxie
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE A FRICKEN MIDOL
I REPEAT FROM MASSECHUSETTES OR WHATEVER
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE AFRICKEN MIDOL
Haiku # 17500, November 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
crying out for help
you can't see anyone else
bad self obsession

i do not hate you
denial and projection
you just hate yourself

drop in the ocean
centre of the universe
perspective decides
Haiku # 17499, November 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ash
Is mellie a kind soul?
Is Ash an artist of the first class?
is "ap" an angel in disguise?
Haiku # 17498, November 26, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Moxie
VICTORY IS MINE said
the old Fuhrer, as the tanks
rolled into Berlin
Haiku # 17497, November 26, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
they tell you to give
up, on who YOU are, you've been
there... Look at yourselves
Haiku # 17496, November 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, I don't give up
It's my belief not to give up
To improve, to live, to love

no matter what, there is always hope
Haiku # 17495, November 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
doesn't understand mellie

I should listen and move on
it's emotion that speaks...
feeling is instinct, passion, pain, sickness
sadness
Haiku # 17494, November 26, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
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