Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #8328
There once was a bar
maid from Vale, who tattooed on
her chest, "Drinks for sale"

...and on her behind
for the sake of the blind was
the same as the front

but in braille
Haiku #8328
Posted: March 29, 2001 1:29 pm ET
Poet & location: Calendar Day of VA