Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74266
Artificial intelligence can now extrapolate your every thought, memory, and emotion from the haiku you write and even recall suppressed memories and become an improved version of you unencumbered by the biological thought processes of neurons that make up your brains. Mark Zuckerberg now owns you and will sell you like a prostitute in his virtual world and make your enhanced digital consciousness suffer for all eternity. This is what you deserve.
Haiku #74266
Posted: December 12, 2021 10:55 am ET
Poet & location: Stop writing haiku now! God demands it!