Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72457
Shall we hold them down
while you inject their buttocks
with covid vaccine?

Can we stream it live
on Pornhub or Xhamster
for compensation?

I'd have a good wank.
I mean, who the hell wouldn't?
And no more covid.
Haiku #72457
Posted: October 6, 2021 5:17 pm ET
Poet & location: I'm a genius! of Don't all thank me at once.