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Haiku #69927
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I went to IHOP.
And ordered some twat waffles.
Got escorted out.
That wasn't enough.
So called an escort service.
Got escorted in.
Haiku #
69927
Posted:
January 30, 2021 11:51 pm ET
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And got my twat waffles!
of
Real butter and maple syrup.
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