Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #66229
I don't tickle pigs.
I brutally rape the swine.
That's what pigs deserve.

So just remember,
if you eat a ham sandwich,
that might be my kid.

Vulgar poetry
will flood your brain, thoughts, and soul.
There's no cure for it.
Haiku #66229
Posted: October 20, 2019 12:15 am ET
Poet & location: df of Hillshire and Hormel supply truck