Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65873
Hey, at least they don't put the monitor on your "dink"... aka COCK!... well, I guess in your case it's a dink.

Cock Piercing device
lets cops know when you're naughty
The gay cops show up.
Haiku #65873
Posted: September 9, 2019 7:45 pm ET
Poet & location: At the YMCA... sing it! of Ha, now you'll have that tune in your head all day.