Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65850
Grabbed onto a bus.
Was riding my bicycle.
50 mph.

Wiped out and still lived.
Thrown myself under a bus.
And still didn't die.

Lingers like Herpes.
Poems of mental patient.
And smells like pig shit.

But the smell's not mine.
I got that from your wife's cunt.
Stench will not wash off.
Haiku #65850
Posted: September 8, 2019 6:53 pm ET
Poet & location: And no fucking helmet!