Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62275
There are only two,
the master and apprentice.
Starkitten's neither.

Though he's unaware,
Cuntfart is my apprentice.
Shit flows from his pen.

A slow trickle now.
But soon to be a geyser.
Old faithful shit spew.
Haiku #62275
Posted: February 17, 2019 10:32 pm ET
Poet & location: Lord Figpucker, the endless wellspring of fecal matter, splatter on the platter, you eat and get fatter.