Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60334
What's the longest time
this website has ever gone
sans poop reference?

Bodily functions.
Various sexual acts.
Food, drugs, politics.

Poems of lizards.
The reptile brain keyboarding.
Wanting more and more.

Dog shit taco Trump
fart balloon masturbate pot
magic mushroom twat.

I think I agree.
We need a lower evil.
New depths to sink to.
Haiku #60334
Posted: October 20, 2018 6:50 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER