Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50021
I want your empty V
HS. MTVHS Tivo Beavis and Butthead.
Fuck haiku and the Nippos that invented them.
5-7-5 is gay.
I prefer South Park.

Rebel against numbers. Do the numbers care? 42.
Haiku #50021
Posted: August 25, 2013 2:55 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Bifurcating Figpucker Poo of Smithsonian Institute Exhibit of Stinky People