That same old blow job
That same stern look and pursed lips
FUCK THIS BLOW UP DOLL

I bend it backwards
Use it for lumbar support
Feel my love muscles

Born with a club foot
Actually, that's my penis
Stuffed in my big shoe

How big is your dick?
The measure of a man's worth
You got six inches?

The pieces of shit
Below me must dislike me
That's a compliment

Oh! De-Prick-cation
Like chemical castration
But just franks, no beans

DeprEcation, dunce.
Your lack of basic spelling:
stinch in my nostrils.

Mary's Mind-Science;
Animal magnetism;
so mesmerizing...

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

Self deprication
Or just sad,pathetic truth?
I've got a small dick

Extra syllable
You can repurpose that one
Make a big dildo

Chinese factory
We teeheeheeing over here
We make you more junk

slit of the plastic
but all it was was cone of broken seal

surgeons from hell still uglified coins wasted

Don't know about you
But I get paid to come here
Full time poetess

I'm just a torso
My partner has it worse,though
He's just a dildo

If you'd gotten laid
one percent of what you write
you'd have HIV.

What sports do you do?
Besides clicking and wanking.
I didn't think so.

Poetry is dull.
Limit it to just three lines.
Well, you've fucked yourself.

Have you never been
Mary Baker Eddyfied?
Have you never tried?

To tell the grand truth
You musteth bendeth over
Bunghole Oracle

No need for comparison douche pouch...U should know by now...

Something in common
I also enjoy reading
Toilet Library

Texts of grand truths
fill the eyes fill the dome
so let the soul edify the true realms and thrones
mind buried in books and tablets of stone
Love Love Love to open up my heart to the unknown

I fucked a midget
I figured if I didn't
Nobody would have

Neighborhood Block Watch
Caught you passing in the shrubs
"Let's stone him to death"

We were young, we loved
Our meat swung between our legs
Dogs followed us home

WHEN I TYPE ALL CAPS
I'M SCREAMING LIKE A WEREWOLF
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

Got me worked up now
You into the furry scene?
I'm dressed as a bird

Attract attention
Learn to shake your derrière
Like a paint mixer

Personality
That won't win you the pageant
Wear something low cut

Tea ceremony
I left my shoes at the door
And I have to shit

Forget that loser
Buy yourself a huge dildo
Ride it in to town

poetry problems
What's a syllable like you
Doing in this dump?

Nature, a paradox
Proof: vulnerability
Is the way to strength

I'm sorry,
I wasn't there for you,
you grew to hate me,
and i grew to hate me too.

we loved
we were young
now you're with him,
a cheap carbon copy of me
same height half the personality.

I want you to be happy,
but you hurt me.
you cut me deep you bitch,
and I still love you,
yet,
I cannot forgive you.

All I ever did was my best for you
when I needed help you abandoned me.
the one time I needed someone...
you stabbed me.
I saved you from yourself,
your crazy family,
your unstable friends,
I saved you time and time again.

Did that mean nothing to you?
You beautiful backstabbing bitch?
Did all I do for you mean nothing?
How was I not enough when I needed you?

Whatever

I dont care to care anymore

Have fun with great value brand me you whore.

I loved
I Lived
You cut me

I moved on
I hope you're happier
I hope what you did keeps you up at night
I hope you two love each other
I hope he cuts you like you cut me

:)

Stinch

ridiculous bored palms of
shit face tack head

Cassowary Bird
Throwing down haiku guano
Next load INCOMING!!

I stand in sunbeams
Rainbow across my penis
A smile on my face

Sucked off Dracula
Despite taking precautions
Got blood poisoning

I just looked down there
I have a bald vagina
Looks like a vulture

Ronald McDonald
McJaculated on me
When I pinched his nose

A Heavy flow day?
Try new suber absorbent
Poetry Tampons

Darth has bored me now
to the point I stay away
for several haiku.

How to make great tea
Pour not quite boiling water
Through dirty undies

Making up for it
I hired a troupe of midgets
To suck you bone dry

The blowjob last night
Was a bit uneventful
Since I was sleeping

I'd the strangest dream
I was fucking Ronaldo
But came on Messi

Your buttocks need air.
Have you ever mooned the moon?
If not, then you should.

Sah meh gah mah man
Gnip gnop gnip plop
Sah meh gah mah man