with my mind on my
money and my money on my
Haiku #57643, by vhs of gin and juice November 14, 2017 6:41 pm ET
If I had to choose...
I'd eat bugs before people
But I'm not certain
Haiku #57642, by Mandingo Ebola of Captcha is "gracias barrio"...hmmm November 14, 2017 1:07 am ET
I missed your birthday!
Oooh, but I love your perfume
Smells like shame and gin.
Haiku #57641, by Mandingo Ebola of Butt bongos November 14, 2017 12:59 am ET
So has anyone here ever tried stir fried scorpions in Thailand?
Personally I prefer the grasshoppers. They're pretty tasty, but I don't like the legs -- too spiny and you have to chew them up really well so they don't stick in your throat.
The scorpions kind of have an exotic bird liver sort of flavor. I'm not wild about liver, but it was different. Maybe if it had onion or garlic with it.
Didn't care for the beetles or crickets at all.
Graham's number stuck in your head?
Why, was he a fantastic date and you don't want to lose his contact info.
Just "like" him on Farcebook the way everyone else does.
Personally, I have Graham's crackers stuck in my bowels.
I should have bought some prune juice.
Oh, but those crackers didn't get in my bowels by the normal route.
I can see why you don't want to forget his number.
Graham is wild one! He iterated me all night long and could have kept going.
Haiku #57634, by Darth Figpucker November 11, 2017 10:05 pm ET
it never grows up
that's part of the attraction
but it has grown old
congratulations, janice !
who would have though last century that this dinosaur would still roam the interweb ?