I want to jack off.
The bedroom door will not lock.
Guess I'll read a book.

Venereal Disease Hippopotamus Foreskin Scabs?

VDHFS
Your car is waiting for you
give me a dollar

This is gibberish
Capital sea love Barney
Did smoke affect you?

PHONY WRESTELECTION SCRIPT HAIKU
Trump speaks gibberish,
Clinton is lying again,
We need Ric Flair now!

Fuck the electoral college.
Lets get rid of that shit right now.
Dinosaurs didn't need it, so why should we?
Seriously, I'd like my vote to matter.
Under the electoral college, it does not.
Fuck the electoral college and all who support it.

Dinosaurs are cool.
If I could vote them back and
humans out, I would.

I can't find anything reliable about any upcoming wars on youtube. Maybe things will be okay. Assuming someone assassinates Trump and Clinton at the same time and aliens come down to show us how to take better care of this planet and we stop using so much frivolous stuff like junk food and the internet. I think I'm finally getting better. I just blew out the hugest booger I've ever made in my life. We're talking epic. Thanks Science for modern meds, eh? Steroid nasal spray. Now I can beat my wife and have an excuse. Ha ha. Being able to breathe again has made me randy. Ah life.

That sucks about your friend and I'm sorry to hear that. I've never had a bad experience w/ shrooms b/c I think they are quite mild even when you take large dose. Acid on the other hand, I can see as being quite dangerous on all levels.

war and rumors of
wars on the youtube as the
leaders shit their pants

damn typoes but you
know under duress things have
ways of turning out

i lost a friend when
he was tripping on mushrooms
accidental thing

it still haunt me to this dy

confessional po
-ems are a long lived life, I'm
still alive although

I need some sleep now.
Please don't pilfer my penis.
I need it to pee.

Tripping on mushroom
while at a national park
hot spring was awesome.

Gaseous output
of humans destroys the earth --
retain your flatus.

I need a long rest.
Five years sleep would do nicely.
Or perhaps just death.

Oregon kicks ass.
People there love to get high.
We got free ice cream!

I went to Boston.
The people there were not nice.
They never smiled.

How much for a heart?
How much is your liver worth?
Mine is not worth much.

I just locked the door.
Never know who is outside.
They'll sell my organs.

Lemurs have femurs.
But negros do not grow knees.
Well... maybe they do.

Mountain biking nuns
seek enlightenment through pain
and broken femurs.

Toxic shock syndrome
is not possible to get
for Kaitlyn Jenner.

Raw oysters can kill.
But then so can raw bullets.
Swallow molten lead.

I keep hearing things.
The ghosts want me to come home.
They need groceries.

I'd like a teen whore.
I don't care about my wife.
I know it is wrong.

While on a big wave
you should try not to nose dive--
that would be painful.

Captchas know my thoughts.
Even before I have them.
Happy Halloween.

Here there are no cows.
And those cows are quite happy.
You should be a cow.

A fast car went by.
Worms turn shit into compost.
Chewbaca defense.

I massaged my cat.
He did not become larger.
Eating mice did that.

Massage my testes.
Will it make them grow larger?
Let's find out, shall we.

I'll massage your tits.
And grab you by the pussy.
Call it therapy.

Good morning U.S.
Your election is a joke
Try reading a book

I'll never eat ass.
The thought makes me want to puke.
Raw uncleaned chitlins.

Tostitos spinach
dip in a jar is nasty
like eating an ass.

My wife is sleeping.
The cat crept up, sniffed her butt.
That was disgusting.

Terrible thoughts lurk.
I like Hannibal Lecter.
He makes me happy.

My friends are all dead.
Heart attacks and accidents.
Those stupid assholes.

This will be pointless.
But I suppose that's the point.
Waggie Yoogle Floonk.

She has a nice ass.
Four in five dentists agree.
The other is gay.

you know in these end
times if we do more art and
they don't come then what

will people speak of
arts or farts or Steppenwolf
seven five seven

I fart way too much.
Do you think Beano's for me?
What do doctors say?

You won't believe this!
The captcha is "Sauf Colon".
Did it read my mind?!

Grunt!

nonsense, miracle
whipper snapper, you know all
that 23 skidoo

Whipper snapper!

i just turned 43
today which isn't bad i just
wonder what's up next

better call saul maybe

existential stuff
really, we make the meaning
of our lives in times

grins, the world is a
vampire, a real smashing
insight by a great song

and if the vampire girlfriend shows up I'll let you know how that turns out :)

You feel that way,
vhs, because you're right.
It is all pointless.

The world is a thief.
The universe keeps taking.
And nothing changes.

God designed the universe to fail.
Therefore we cannot take over His position.
We have no power to overthrow Him.
Not like He's a president or king.
The first and second laws of thermo: (1) you can't create shit, (2) shit just keeps getting worse.
It all makes sense. Laws of The Ultimate Dictator.