Olympic ping-pong.
The human race needs to die.
It is clenching proof.

Olympic butt-sex,
That's a possibility,
but fucking ping-pong?!

Butt-fucking ping-pong.
Asshole ping-pong ball shooting.
Just like Mexico.

Mexico takes gold.
Then Thailand takes the silver.
USA gets bronze.

She's done it again!
Her 3rd Olympic medal.
Kaitlyn Jenner's great!

When it was over,
he wished he'd fucked a sandwich.
Or a burrito.

It reminds him of
Arby's roast beef sandwiches
with a horrid stench.

That ain't horsey sauce.
It could use some vinegar.
It made him queasy.

It is just like when
you eat fresh made wasabi;
don't breathe through your nose.

The monster's breath reeks.
Just like your wife's vagina.
Oh, that's what it is.

Tiny little dick.
Enormous cunt with sharp teeth.
Balls will miss their friend.

Cigars won't kill you.
They are only unhealthy
if you breathe their smoke.

Instead smoke ganja.
Marijuana cures cancer.
My friend's friend's grandma...

If there were no "if"
mathematicians would die.
If "if" were outlawed.

Big O, little o.
The big IF and little if.
Huge cunt, tiny dick.

I am no poet!
I never claimed to be one.
I am just a bitch.

i often think I
want the props of intellect
cigar in one hand

puffing away, poke
the old words on a page but
i just wash dishes

this is a long on
going conversation for
two poets bitching

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Google Fruit are gay.
They're more gay than Bruce Jenner.
Can fruit change its sex?

I've been hovering
over a marriage I've had
too long, but have kids.

Never get married
if her mother is too fat
'cause she'll look the same.

Never mind all that.
Better just don't get married.
Just be a man whore.

i've been hovering
over a job i've had too long
yet can't let it go

Do you know the password for the router?
Who cleverly hidden away in the depths of it.
You just have to go a little
the link with ip 192.168.0.1

In the remote mountains far
Pheasant Long-dormant -
Long tail of a pheasant.
This long, long night
Do I sleep alone?
192.168.1.1

"Never gonna give
you up, never gonna let
you down." -Rick Astley

hmm now i wonder
if two naked gay men could
be cockfighting and

if that would be on
an adult server in some sort
of circles like that

I can't believe this.
He's naked in the cock fight.
Naked Man Sabung.
(Sabung = cock fight.)

A strange tradition.
Your rooster wins and you strip.
Small penis display.

I guess I fucked up.
Here's the link I meant to post:
Philippines Cock Fight

Read this bad novel.
It's vulgar, offensive, and
will make you vomit.
evi1 - a novel about you

Or if you're lazy,
just watch this short You-tube flick:
Chicken fucker fun.

Another good one:
Now this is a great cock fight.
Philippines Cock Fight

Are these robot posts?
Why post spam w/o a link?
What are they selling?
lckaltpssyndtts

We have attitude,
testicular fortitude,
anal fartitude.

it's like the crack in
the dam, damn, the water will
flow, flood, sweep away

No body likes me.
I know my music's not great.
Not like Madonna's.

i wonder what it
would be like to get someone
"famous" posting stuff

here

it is out of sight
trees and woods blow in the wind
I smacked into it

ask yourself something
what is your superpower?
using it for good?

Scam spam scam hello!
Thanks for scam spam hello scam.
Cram Spam in a can.

That's wrong, Mandingo.
I always poop in my pants.
Yes, others' pants too.

Imagine their look!
I take their clothes from clothes lines.
And then poop in them.

I return the clothes.
And I watch from a distance.
What horrified looks!

a blink of my eye
and you will poop in your pants
My Superpower

Rapture and heaven.
All half-hearted half-measures.
We need permanence.

Death without a ghost.
Extinction forever more.
An end to this farce.

Sadly there are too many people on this planet to end human existence with a disease or small scale nuke war. It will likely take a huge asteroid or massive natural disaster to wipe us out. What is God waiting for?! Oh yeah, we entertain Him with our suffering... I forgot.

i had a convo
with a kid from "PRC"
on icq and

he said something of
dragons, the Rapture, etc.
you know what i think

and believe so
this subject is normal to
me. it is ancient

what of Taiwan???

Considering China's disregard for the environment, overpopulation, expansionism, etc., there is no other recourse except for WWIII, but rather than nukes it should be fought with ebola just because, (1) that would be funny, and (2), think of the money we'd save.

Fucking bastards make an office chair that the legs break after 2 weeks! Fuckers deserve WWIII for that shit! Not cool!

Oh, a haiku...

Chinese commies suck.
A criminal empire.
Greed exemplified.

well i am just of
the thought say our grandparents
called japan "japs" but

when World War II was
over then we have Japan
as it is right now

harajuku girls, games
hentai, and otaku and
what will we say on

China if Axl
gets his Democracy he
always wanted there

It would be so nice
to have a bulletin board
instead of this shite.

We could log in and
voila, no more spam to read;
just awful poetry.

Some of you could be
admins to delete the SPAM
and violent threats.

It could be public,
but log in required for
posting poetry.

Problem fucking solved.
But will it ever happen?
Absolutely not.

If it ever does,
I will chop off my penis.
This I promise you.
--Donald Trump

Finally it's right.
My God, what a fight that was.
Copy-paste sucks ass.

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The coffee wars in the jungles of El Salvador have taken the lives of over 65,000 people and this is all being kept quiet by Southparkstudios.com. The connections are really obvious once you get past all the bullshit. Any country that has teenage girls' panties (having been worn once and not washed) in vending machines for perverted businessmen to buy and sniff on their way to work while drinking a "Grande Frappuccino" deserves a tsunami and radioactive fish falling from the sky on parachutes of Yen washed up on the shores of the imagination.

KFTC KFTC KFTC KFTC.

I don

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Now it's weather spam!
You must fucking kidding!
I don't want to live.

I'm looking forward
to an apocalyptic
World War I I I.

Aye aye, poke his eye.
Gouge them out and replace them.
With Pokemon balls.

Or just poke his balls.
But, you know, he might like that.
Katana castrate!

Did you read the story about the Japanese "Chef" who had his junk surgically removed and then he took it home and cooked it and fed it to clients at $500 per plate? Would YOU pay $500 to eat someone's balls and tiny little Asian cock, 'cause I sure wouldn't?!

I hope when we nuke
China that the blasts will make
some stupendous waves!

Surf's up, brah, hang ten!
Carve those radioactive
swells like a turkey!

El Nino waxes,
warm waters shoal, flow eastward,
Earth's fever rises.

absurdity on all
levels, bill, allen and jack
are all dead right now

but the Beat goes on

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well would you believe
that i think that by posting
a prayer request

to a christian site
about spiritually slam
ming the spam, it will

deal with the spam...but
let's keep going now ok
i find this part of

God's plan

Hello!

Hello!

Exact fucking ly!
Chinese spam and scam fake shoes.
Commie cock suckers!

I tried to find your heart online
You found mine
Heart and heart here and there

Fuck all of this noise.
I'll add my own SPAM again.
And why shouldn't I?

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