Being a midget
Would suck a ton of big dicks
Easy to reach though
by Anonymous Poet
Vast feelings
Of homo-erotic
Nipple clamps
by Anonymous Poet
what's that brief buzzing ?
hark the lonely homophobe
project and deny...
by ash
fleet moronism
replete with bastard vision
Stifle it, Edith
by Lush
Internet hoodlum
Repeating the the same old shit
He's bored with himself
by Anonymous Poet of 925ewsulfe
Lobster love
Lobster sea pussy
Lobster shit
by Anonymous Poet
brace your tender hearts
tonight we storm the castle
wearing lobster suits
by Mandingo Ebola
Fuck Halloween
Give out chocolate laxatives
Fuck little kids too
by Hateful asshole of Mahoning Street
my obsession is
talking rodents in space ships
they could be my friends
by Mandingo Ebola
Your obsession is
Homosexuality
Please get over it
by Anonymous Poet
Having bad day, huh?
Make fun of clowns, they get paid
For their awful lives
by Anonymous Poet
Eat beans on a boat.
Raft and fart are anagrams.
The catfish don't mind.
by The Ghost of Huck Finn's Ass
wash your dirty hands
rinse away your filthy day
never getting clean
by $en$e
That last haiku was
Sad as a fucking gay clown
Holy depression.
by Anonymous Poet
post here over and
over till you become the one
voice who posts stuff here
by roninxxx
Jerk off in steak house
Upset the hibachi chef
He no like my meat
by Anonymous Poet
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
I sport the pants tent
My boner has the fury
Third related thing
by HamBoneStone of the vagina of Jonah's Whale
more than ten years gone
awful as anything good
five seven five
by bashomatique of Lisbon NH
What coincidence?
Time will fuck you upside down
Lather, rinse, repeat
by Vacation of my anus
We accept defeat
Goober sledgehammer spammer
Where the fuck are you
by Shame of the same
Now that you found us
Instead of your heart and mind
Open your asshole
by Florida man of Florida
found a haiku site
my heart and mind opened to
viagara posts
by Boo of Radley
The ultimate poem:
It is so profound.
There is nothing left to say.
My life is complete.
I'll now retire.
And go live on a small farm.
Fucking pigs and goats.
by Darth Figpucker
You are a dumb fool
My mother is Ursula
All hail the sea witch!
by Bagtagula the foul of At the bottom of the sea
Cool tenticle porn
Because squids have eight long cocks
Inside of your mom
by Anonymous Poet
You've met my mother.
You're implying your palm stinks.
Don't jack off so much.
by DF
Got to know your mom
Her farts are like nerve gas bomb
Better than my palm
by Rhyming Dictionary of Them old fashioned things called libraries
Did Jesus spray poop
when he had died on the cross?
Bloody holy shit!
by Good taste limbo dance: How low can we go? of Paris France
I'm not shocked by cock.
Door-busting twat would amaze.
Wife material!
by Anonymous Poet
News paper headline:
A house that was locked
Bust open with rock hard cock
Family left shocked
by Anonymous Poet
Which is worse to be?
A spooge covered poop monster?
Or poopey spooge beast?
by Anonymous Poet
Get to know haiku.
The girls will squirt over you.
I'm seriously!
by DF
He who masturbates
at least fifteen times per day
has life well in hand.
by DF
Get to know your ass.
Fill it full of broken glass.
You'll bleed like a lass.
by DF
Get to know your sock
Fill it full of tiny rocks
Put it on your cock
by Anonymous Poet
Get to know your fish
Understand it's deepest wish
Cooked up in a dish
by Panda Sushi King Restaraunt of Off I-70 at the truckstop
Family meals hurt
When dad says you should have been
Just an old cum stain
by Anonymous Poet
I just got fired.
Being a Wal-Mart greeter
is too demanding.
by Darth Figpucker
Broken heart
Forever shattered
What to do
Grab watermelon
With her face drawn upon it
Plastic wrap my dick
Make mouth hole
Shove dick inside it
Blow my load
by A hopeless romantic of The walk-in fridge at work
Gay bar pick-up line:
Whose dick do I have to suck
to suck a dick here?
--Bo Burnham
by DF
It's all fun and games
Until you get dick in mouth
Then it's a party
by Anonymous Poet
I asked a gay man,
"Which do you think is better,
coming out or in?"
by Anonymous Poet
It is only gay
If it doesnt feel awesome
But I can't be sure
by Anonymous Poet
Don't fucking do it!
Writing haiku means you're gay!
You'll be sucking dicks!
by Anonymous Poet
today i was bored
and got a real bad idea--
i should write haiku!
by david of oregon
by Disable the fucking html code. Not hard to do. Disallow the < and the > in the fields.
Glue ass together
Take a pack of laxatives
Human poop fountain
by Anonymous Poet
ranting lunatics
degenerate idiots
we all have our faults
by Anonymous Poet
