unemployed again
lazy, can not find a job
moving in with dad

Big Mac with large fries
Makes me slow and overweight
Can not run from cops

Saint Bernard goes poo
Makes a mess on kitchen floor
Should have raised a fish

my computer starts
searching for some nudie pix
Jessica Alba

bottle of makers
much debauchery now blood
could fuel lawnmower

add up a few things
sherlock oh you got my back
if no one else does

after storms of the
century, what of this form
spring of this new time

the winter sun
sets against a row of trees -
shadows bring the cold

my new motorbike
goes ridiculously fast
wait till it's run in

city smog cocoons
an old grave yard
where the birds sing

love, how I
long for you to
speak, again dear

well with emos then
the new trend logic sorts, trends
feelings, come and go

collegues chatting shit,
spouting aimless opinions
and tit bit remarks

snow fell through the night,
the street outside my window,
never looked so sweet

the TV's switched off,
a car drives past my window -
I should go to bed

ain't nothin' so good
as bad haiku when it rocks
except sex and drugs

yes, somewhere out there
beneath the clear blue sky..some~
it's a good sweet song

awwww~

for all the people
who feel forsaken tonight
touch is warm a gift

sweet smells of dew drops
velvet rouge touches of silk
deeply inhale love

you wear underwear
that's much too tight for your butt
clenches your cheeks tight

and last but not least
but what if last was a spec
and it was least..small

once it's done it's true
just 5 minutes off the heat
it's still cooking juice

never mind and all
so what you are saying is
nothing else matters

i wear a big wig
I have a screw in my head
it's all coming loose

but you'll never know
this feeling that comes from.."it"
broken knowing god

the day two plus two
is five is the day i eat
big brother's head...wow

to be honest I think
canada is the last best
hope for democracy

I want to kick me
I want to purge me, right now
such mindless words here

from me

the mind wanders now
knowing path ahead and yet
powerless against

Doubt like wave crashes
bitter cold rocks steel resolve
hundred proof whiskey

see the bricks and walls
momma's cleansing there's no doubt
she can't help it....... man

left foot right foot HOP
that's right because life in spite..
well I'm shocked is all

often those who call
those with some truce bottom feeders
are often pussies

who are afraid to
speak up for themselves
how do you honestly

feel, without the FUCKING
insults...try that...

i knew a guy from
canada, who was surprised
to shoot a handgun

your laws don't allow it

marxist canadians
are often too "civilized"
to get anything done

sometimes passion gets
outside the box and wars start
balance of power

and btw type
o negative calls us
lands, VINland...so don't

taunt decendants of
vikings unless it's about
lunchmeat spam

"oh you horrid americans"
"how you don't drink tea
and wear gay powdered hoods"

can you say boot and about
right for chris-sakes?
leonard cohen, i resign

i burn all my writings...
liberals have ruined english

and then go to england
have a bunch of naked irishmen riverdance

the tower of london flat and paint everything green
we can call England

Greenland

ok, then i will raid
yours coasts, burn your villages
and eat your northwest territories

and then pee on Greenland
just for good measure

we can call it Yellowstone

i am oversensitive
what set me off was
the i percieved

"Jesus is dead..." To me
that blew off something
like you were peeing

on St. anne de beaupris
and saying God is dead
in human blood

extreme, but
i take my beliefs very
seriously

if you want to trash
America, or anywhere else
Canada, blah blah blah

perhaps "civility"
is a cover for powerlessness
and self respect...

I am not vain but
i am insecure, and i
see what my eyes see

here all too often,
unforgiving elitists
who are persecuting first

then think they're being
persecuted...

we did this 10 years ago
for christ sakes...what's the danged point of
continuing

as i said before
after the anger clears then
if i were gone, either

you wouldn't care or
gee, maybe the inferior
crotch digging, sheep fucking american had a
point, us knuckledragging
tobacco chewing neandertals of new england and dixie...

fuck haikus, civility all too
often hides a knife, a sword and a reason to kill

we're all hypocrites
child of the world, no matter where
we are from, or why

Are you just so vain?
That your arrogance makes
you
Think i'm Canadian?

Trust me there's "No one"
And I mean "No one" lower
Than Americans

If you don't believe
Ask the rest of the whole
world
Or look at world news

climb a rock first time
there was sticky goo called glue
but now it's clean gone..

black birds
on the grass-
a dog is let of his lead

sometimes my words are
harsh, but once said, they are said
this is truth of life

truth is sometimes I'm
stubborn, some people just don't
care, greed and self rule

truth is you lot got
no backbone sometimes, just the
usual groupthink