it rained this morning
freeway accidents galore
slippery when wet

575 don't be a menace
to my haikus
they're not what you think

they can be haikus
as long as they sound good
babe, Stalin's got nothing on u

Bad Haiku form folks
It's really not hard to get,
Five, Seven, then Five

Delicious ending
and many wonderful starts
poker game of life

post-modernist
entertainment is feeding
Christians lions

you want a good show?
Lets feed lions Christians
that old school enough?

bread and circuses
bring back some entertainment
or shut the fuck up

lachrymose milos
victim of the unjust states
or just bad loser

sad zabadooey
we are tired of your haiku
which are not haiku

Delete approaching
You never seem to stay long
No friends on your side?

sitting here waiting
for some tardy repair guy
2 hours late - prick!

zabadooey dreams
deep throating, he is a star
*twack* balls smack his chin

Oh Zabadooey
attention seeking nebbish
drop the tired act

a serial killer
secretly wants to be caught
profile created

A leg relaxes.
A frantic Jim, raw skin probes.
Sweet animals moan.

Plundered women turn.
Plundering, liquid spring turns.
Wisely your heat runs.

Untrained Jim shudders.
Coarsely low hunger snorts.
A knife ejects piss.

Star Gate SG-1's
Two hundredth episode
Was hilarious

Comedy Central's
Roast of William Shatner was
Worse than his singing

you got major wood
well, no it doesn't count as
personal growth

the laws are silent
the midst of problem solving
contrived of ones mind

armed with thy good sheild
the extent of the heavens
cry his name aloud

what is surpeme law
the welfare of the people
depend on his rule

we don't need no smarts
we don't need no thoughts control
HEY, go home teacher :) ~Pink !!!

If Serbian Generals
Set up and asked for my return
Then,..., then

The UNITED STATES democracy
Must,....,must
Be held responsible

Shame,...shame
shame for such democracy
Which Respects not

Those that seek shelter
With such,....,such
Democracy

Not nuff [to someone] what i've been thru
it's time now to victimize
The victim

Wonder who was pushing for it
wonder why and where
Who's gonna explain (and to whom)

u bloody sissies, u
bouncing up my ass
no soup for u

girl wants to cyber
probably not worth the risk
likely has penis

In Britain 'jewels'
is used as euphemism
for penis and sack

Blood drips on the tree,
Staining each golden leaf,
Beckoning autumn.

not quite sure just yet
all access pass.. orrrr.. all you
maaaaaaybe mind reeeeader

procrastination?
they say it's the thief of time;
dont feel like checking

Some naked old man
Lingers in the changing room
but he never swims

When you swam in front
Stray pubes escaped your gusset
- Now thats attractive

You want my respect?
Can't even wipe your fat arse!
- respect yourself first

Body fascism
must never be permitted!
Ok fatty - sure

"People dont even look"
thinks obese swimming woman
WRONG!!! - you made me puke!!!

Just want to swim lengths
Get out of my fucking lane
Obstacle buoy

the boulder rooster
rocks can't fly, but this one can
protects the treasure

a child's tantrum
or malfeasance of a judge
rigorous mind set

*****it's felix culpa*****
at fault by fortunate fate
artful child so

desire to peacock
mark my territory such
cock and pee like dog

All the sissies saying
I was am a sissy
Got to laugh out loud

BA BA BA Cheers
I think of ya
As my imperial friendess

shook it, i got it
decision to sex now
just shows hatred for the successful

couldn't hang on
tapdancin' on ice
understanding my dynamix

opened the door for trouble
POLICE entrapment
curing the complexes on me

Let 'em grind me down
Wasn't the Master of Adjustment
And so it was my Ass

Pam should've been my dog
Couldn't put aside nuff to buy her
Dogs got nothing on me

William oh william
shame on you
William

FOR BETTER OR WORSE

200 YEARS DOWN THE LINE
FINDING OUT ABOUT MILOS
THEY'LL REWRITE ONE'S HISTORY

Muscular tension
Is a real pain in the neck
Morons are stressful

Christians, Muslims
Jews and more - faith based lifestyles
A misguided chore

The friends of reason
are the only true friends of
humanity - true?

Friday afternoon
At work, my mind is elsewhere
Would rather take nap

On a conference call
and not paying attention.
So what else is new?